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Re: My ask away thread
« Reply #315 on: September 22, 2006, 04:53:03 AM »
Hmmm, I know the people round my way are fuckwits but I think they'd rumble me pretty quick, given that I'm 5"11 and 13st of pure viking wannabe! lol

I do have an evil mind though, I have already set fire to your neighbours dog (using MIND MAGIC) because it never shuts up around dinner time when you're trying to watch Deal Or No Deal with Noel Edmonds...am I right?! ;)

By the way, I don't mean you actually watch Deal Or No Deal with Noel Edmonds having a cup of coffee on the chair next to you, I just mean it's him that presents the show! :D
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Re: My ask away thread
« Reply #316 on: September 22, 2006, 04:56:51 AM »
Hmmm, I know the people round my way are fuckwits but I think they'd rumble me pretty quick, given that I'm 5"11 and 13st of pure viking wannabe! lol

I do have an evil mind though, I have already set fire to your neighbours dog (using MIND MAGIC) because it never shuts up around dinner time when you're trying to watch Deal Or No Deal with Noel Edmonds...am I right?! ;)

Half right- it never shuts up around midnight when I'm trying to sacrifice yet another baby in my attempt to gain control of the world via aspie sites. >:D

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Re: My ask away thread
« Reply #317 on: September 22, 2006, 05:04:23 AM »
Now that's just twisted!

I think I'm going to head off to bed now! :D
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Re: My ask away thread
« Reply #318 on: September 22, 2006, 06:23:47 AM »
WTF its like 1pm wtf u going to bed during the day for..................

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Re: My ask away thread
« Reply #319 on: September 22, 2006, 07:19:40 AM »
WTF its like 1pm wtf u going to bed during the day for..................

Maybe he works nights?  Or maybe he just has trouble sleeping at night?

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Re: My ask away thread
« Reply #320 on: September 22, 2006, 07:25:35 AM »
I have been working nights allll week.....I only managed about an hours sleep I think.

I won't get back to sleep now unless I go for a warm bath.

I bet when I go for a warm bath I will fall asleep in there and drown.
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Re: My ask away thread
« Reply #321 on: September 22, 2006, 07:26:46 AM »
hope not... what do u do then ?

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Re: My ask away thread
« Reply #322 on: September 22, 2006, 07:45:03 AM »
I work in a factory that makes that WKD vodka shite, but I'm soon to be made redundant as the work is slow at this time of year and I told the boss I won't be working overtime when I'm needed :D
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Re: My ask away thread
« Reply #323 on: September 22, 2006, 08:09:29 AM »
ouch... sorry to hear that man...

any chance of aqcuiring a few bottles of the orange stuff eh eh ???

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Re: My ask away thread
« Reply #324 on: September 22, 2006, 08:56:40 AM »
No chance. I will NEVER encourage ned-ism, or theft for that matter!

It's all shit anyway, dunno why you'd want it? :P
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Re: My ask away thread
« Reply #325 on: September 30, 2006, 12:58:49 PM »
When performing oral sex, do you enjoy swallowing a man's spunk?
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Re: My ask away thread
« Reply #326 on: September 30, 2006, 01:01:46 PM »
When performing oral sex, do you enjoy swallowing a man's spunk (if you've done it, that is).

That last bit made me laugh   :laugh:  But in answer to your question it depends on my mood- but usually yes  :squit:

You're really not comfortable with the whole sex thing are you?

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Re: My ask away thread
« Reply #327 on: September 30, 2006, 01:02:51 PM »
When performing oral sex, do you enjoy swallowing a man's spunk (if you've done it, that is).

That last bit made me laugh   :laugh:  But in answer to your question it depends on my mood- but usually yes  :squit:

You never, ever vomited at it?

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Re: My ask away thread
« Reply #328 on: September 30, 2006, 01:03:59 PM »
When performing oral sex, do you enjoy swallowing a man's spunk (if you've done it, that is).

That last bit made me laugh   :laugh:  But in answer to your question it depends on my mood- but usually yes  :squit:

You never, ever vomited at it?

No, but it has on occasion made me burp.   Why would you think it would make me vomit? Its not like swallowing is deviant behaviour.

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Re: My ask away thread
« Reply #329 on: September 30, 2006, 01:05:00 PM »
When performing oral sex, do you enjoy swallowing a man's spunk (if you've done it, that is).

That last bit made me laugh   :laugh:  But in answer to your question it depends on my mood- but usually yes  :squit:

You never, ever vomited at it?

No, but it has on occasion made me burp.   Why would you think it would make me vomit? Its not like swallowing is deviant behaviour.

Not sure; I'm under the impression that it doesn't taste very nice.