My ask away thread

[Jizz]

Hmmm, I know the people round my way are fuckwits but I think they'd rumble me pretty quick, given that I'm 5"11 and 13st of pure viking wannabe! lol

I do have an evil mind though, I have already set fire to your neighbours dog (using MIND MAGIC) because it never shuts up around dinner time when you're trying to watch Deal Or No Deal with Noel Edmonds...am I right?!

By the way, I don't mean you actually watch Deal Or No Deal with Noel Edmonds having a cup of coffee on the chair next to you, I just mean it's him that presents the show!

[purposefulinsanity]

Hmmm, I know the people round my way are fuckwits but I think they'd rumble me pretty quick, given that I'm 5"11 and 13st of pure viking wannabe! lol

I do have an evil mind though, I have already set fire to your neighbours dog (using MIND MAGIC) because it never shuts up around dinner time when you're trying to watch Deal Or No Deal with Noel Edmonds...am I right?!

Half right- it never shuts up around midnight when I'm trying to sacrifice yet another baby in my attempt to gain control of the world via aspie sites.

[Jizz]

Now that's just twisted!

I think I'm going to head off to bed now!

[BadgerTom]

WTF its like 1pm wtf u going to bed during the day for..................

[purposefulinsanity]

WTF its like 1pm wtf u going to bed during the day for..................

Maybe he works nights?  Or maybe he just has trouble sleeping at night?

[Jizz]

I have been working nights allll week.....I only managed about an hours sleep I think.

I won't get back to sleep now unless I go for a warm bath.

I bet when I go for a warm bath I will fall asleep in there and drown.

[BadgerTom]

hope not... what do u do then ?

[Jizz]

I work in a factory that makes that WKD vodka shite, but I'm soon to be made redundant as the work is slow at this time of year and I told the boss I won't be working overtime when I'm needed

[BadgerTom]

ouch... sorry to hear that man...

any chance of aqcuiring a few bottles of the orange stuff eh eh

[Jizz]

No chance. I will NEVER encourage ned-ism, or theft for that matter!

It's all shit anyway, dunno why you'd want it?

[thepeaguy]

When performing oral sex, do you enjoy swallowing a man's spunk?

[purposefulinsanity]

When performing oral sex, do you enjoy swallowing a man's spunk (if you've done it, that is).

That last bit made me laugh     But in answer to your question it depends on my mood- but usually yes 

You're really not comfortable with the whole sex thing are you?

[thepeaguy]

When performing oral sex, do you enjoy swallowing a man's spunk (if you've done it, that is).

That last bit made me laugh     But in answer to your question it depends on my mood- but usually yes 

You never, ever vomited at it?

[purposefulinsanity]

When performing oral sex, do you enjoy swallowing a man's spunk (if you've done it, that is).

That last bit made me laugh     But in answer to your question it depends on my mood- but usually yes 

You never, ever vomited at it?

No, but it has on occasion made me burp.   Why would you think it would make me vomit? Its not like swallowing is deviant behaviour.

[thepeaguy]

When performing oral sex, do you enjoy swallowing a man's spunk (if you've done it, that is).

That last bit made me laugh     But in answer to your question it depends on my mood- but usually yes 

You never, ever vomited at it?

No, but it has on occasion made me burp.   Why would you think it would make me vomit? Its not like swallowing is deviant behaviour.

Not sure; I'm under the impression that it doesn't taste very nice.