Hmmm, I know the people round my way are fuckwits but I think they'd rumble me pretty quick, given that I'm 5"11 and 13st of pure viking wannabe! lol
I do have an evil mind though, I have already set fire to your neighbours dog (using MIND MAGIC) because it never shuts up around dinner time when you're trying to watch Deal Or No Deal with Noel Edmonds...am I right?!
By the way, I don't mean you actually watch Deal Or No Deal with Noel Edmonds having a cup of coffee on the chair next to you, I just mean it's him that presents the show!