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It's like having friends!
« on: June 13, 2007, 02:36:38 PM »
I am rarely honest, and I think I'm funny.

Prepare yourselves.
It's not that I hate everyone, it's just that I hate you.

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Re: It's like having friends!
« Reply #1 on: June 13, 2007, 02:37:38 PM »
why can't I make the peaman love me?  :'(

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Re: It's like having friends!
« Reply #2 on: June 13, 2007, 02:38:23 PM »
why can't I make the peaman love me?  :'(
Because you are devoid of human emotion.

Also, you kill people.
It's not that I hate everyone, it's just that I hate you.

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Re: It's like having friends!
« Reply #3 on: June 13, 2007, 02:42:41 PM »
why can't I make the peaman love me?  :'(
Because you are devoid of human emotion.

Also, you kill people.


I don't kill all people. jesus.

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Re: It's like having friends!
« Reply #4 on: June 13, 2007, 02:47:05 PM »
I don't kill all people. jesus.

You kill _me_. Are there other people?
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Re: It's like having friends!
« Reply #5 on: June 13, 2007, 02:47:24 PM »
I am rarely honest, and I think I'm funny.

Prepare yourselves.
you look like a virgin!

where are you from?
Why are you such a stupid asshole?
Would you really like to know?
Well pay your fee remove your clothes and Yvette will show you how
You went to school where you were taught to fear and to obey, be cheerful, fit in, or someone might think you're weird
Life can be perfect
People can be trusted
Someday, I will fall in love; a nice quiet home of my very own
Free from all the pain
Happy and having fun all the time
It never happened, did it?

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Re: It's like having friends!
« Reply #6 on: June 13, 2007, 02:49:33 PM »
I am rarely honest, and I think I'm funny.

Prepare yourselves.
you look like a virgin!
Hrm, I'll tell my daughter. She'll think that's funny.

where are you from?
Wisconsin
It's not that I hate everyone, it's just that I hate you.

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Re: It's like having friends!
« Reply #7 on: June 13, 2007, 02:52:14 PM »
great answer.  i thought it was funny.


do you like cheese?
Why are you such a stupid asshole?
Would you really like to know?
Well pay your fee remove your clothes and Yvette will show you how
You went to school where you were taught to fear and to obey, be cheerful, fit in, or someone might think you're weird
Life can be perfect
People can be trusted
Someday, I will fall in love; a nice quiet home of my very own
Free from all the pain
Happy and having fun all the time
It never happened, did it?

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Re: It's like having friends!
« Reply #8 on: June 13, 2007, 02:58:20 PM »
do you like cheese?

Did you just call me fat?

There are varieties of cheese I enjoy, yes.

It's not that I hate everyone, it's just that I hate you.

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Re: It's like having friends!
« Reply #9 on: June 13, 2007, 03:00:04 PM »
do you like the packers?
Why are you such a stupid asshole?
Would you really like to know?
Well pay your fee remove your clothes and Yvette will show you how
You went to school where you were taught to fear and to obey, be cheerful, fit in, or someone might think you're weird
Life can be perfect
People can be trusted
Someday, I will fall in love; a nice quiet home of my very own
Free from all the pain
Happy and having fun all the time
It never happened, did it?

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Re: It's like having friends!
« Reply #10 on: June 13, 2007, 03:05:54 PM »
do you like cheese?

Did you just call me fat?

There are varieties of cheese I enjoy, yes.




god I just said that somewhere else. get out of my brain.

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Re: It's like having friends!
« Reply #11 on: June 13, 2007, 03:10:23 PM »
do you like the packers?

Is this some thinly veiled setup for another 'what's up my ass' joke?

And yes
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Re: It's like having friends!
« Reply #12 on: June 13, 2007, 03:10:54 PM »
god I just said that somewhere else. get out of my brain.

Your brain is a dirty whore, I can't help if she's always inviting me over.
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Re: It's like having friends!
« Reply #13 on: June 13, 2007, 03:17:13 PM »
do you like the packers?

Is this some thinly veiled setup for another 'what's up my ass' joke?

And yes
still defensive?

it is my sworn duty to teach you to relax.
are you ready to learn?
Why are you such a stupid asshole?
Would you really like to know?
Well pay your fee remove your clothes and Yvette will show you how
You went to school where you were taught to fear and to obey, be cheerful, fit in, or someone might think you're weird
Life can be perfect
People can be trusted
Someday, I will fall in love; a nice quiet home of my very own
Free from all the pain
Happy and having fun all the time
It never happened, did it?

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Re: It's like having friends!
« Reply #14 on: June 13, 2007, 03:23:17 PM »
still defensive?

This from a guy whose tagline is 'Ever vigil...'

"My, how black you are Kettle."

Teach away :)
It's not that I hate everyone, it's just that I hate you.