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Offline McMorrison

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Re: It's like having friends!
« Reply #15 on: June 13, 2007, 03:38:22 PM »
still defensive?

This from a guy whose tagline is 'Ever vigil...'

"My, how black you are Kettle."

Teach away :)
i think you mistook my paranoia for defensiveness.
Why are you such a stupid asshole?
Would you really like to know?
Well pay your fee remove your clothes and Yvette will show you how
You went to school where you were taught to fear and to obey, be cheerful, fit in, or someone might think you're weird
Life can be perfect
People can be trusted
Someday, I will fall in love; a nice quiet home of my very own
Free from all the pain
Happy and having fun all the time
It never happened, did it?

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Re: It's like having friends!
« Reply #16 on: June 13, 2007, 03:43:07 PM »
still defensive?

This from a guy whose tagline is 'Ever vigil...'

"My, how black you are Kettle."

Teach away :)
i think you mistook my paranoia for defensiveness.
i think you mistook my paranoia for defensiveness.
It's not that I hate everyone, it's just that I hate you.

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Re: It's like having friends!
« Reply #17 on: June 13, 2007, 03:45:41 PM »
still defensive?

This from a guy whose tagline is 'Ever vigil...'

"My, how black you are Kettle."

Teach away :)
i think you mistook my paranoia for defensiveness.
i think you mistook my paranoia for defensiveness.
squared.
Why are you such a stupid asshole?
Would you really like to know?
Well pay your fee remove your clothes and Yvette will show you how
You went to school where you were taught to fear and to obey, be cheerful, fit in, or someone might think you're weird
Life can be perfect
People can be trusted
Someday, I will fall in love; a nice quiet home of my very own
Free from all the pain
Happy and having fun all the time
It never happened, did it?

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Re: It's like having friends!
« Reply #18 on: June 13, 2007, 04:20:36 PM »
Hey Fagger- you ever considered having a well-lubed cube shoved up your ass?

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Re: It's like having friends!
« Reply #19 on: June 13, 2007, 04:23:21 PM »
Hey Fagger- you ever considered having a well-lubed cube shoved up your ass?
depends.  what size would the cube be?
like a rubiks cube?

and would a woman be doing this, because i aint ghey!
Why are you such a stupid asshole?
Would you really like to know?
Well pay your fee remove your clothes and Yvette will show you how
You went to school where you were taught to fear and to obey, be cheerful, fit in, or someone might think you're weird
Life can be perfect
People can be trusted
Someday, I will fall in love; a nice quiet home of my very own
Free from all the pain
Happy and having fun all the time
It never happened, did it?

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Re: It's like having friends!
« Reply #20 on: June 13, 2007, 04:24:31 PM »
Hey Fagger- you ever considered having a well-lubed cube shoved up your ass?
depends.  what size would the cube be?
like a rubiks cube?

and would a woman be doing this, because i aint ghey!

I know you're not ghey sugarplum, shall we skip the cube and just stick with the 10inch strap on?

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Re: It's like having friends!
« Reply #21 on: June 13, 2007, 04:25:51 PM »
Hey Fagger- you ever considered having a well-lubed cube shoved up your ass?
depends.  what size would the cube be?
like a rubiks cube?

and would a woman be doing this, because i aint ghey!

I know you're not ghey sugarplum, shall we skip the cube and just stick with the 10inch strap on?
sure, but what if it makes me poopie?
Why are you such a stupid asshole?
Would you really like to know?
Well pay your fee remove your clothes and Yvette will show you how
You went to school where you were taught to fear and to obey, be cheerful, fit in, or someone might think you're weird
Life can be perfect
People can be trusted
Someday, I will fall in love; a nice quiet home of my very own
Free from all the pain
Happy and having fun all the time
It never happened, did it?

purposefulinsanity

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Re: It's like having friends!
« Reply #22 on: June 13, 2007, 04:26:44 PM »
Then you can clean it up, bitch!

We don't really need the lube anymore do we??

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Re: It's like having friends!
« Reply #23 on: June 13, 2007, 04:27:25 PM »
Then you can clean it up, bitch!

We don't really need the lube anymore do we??
just a bit....on the tip.


will you be giving me a reach around?
Why are you such a stupid asshole?
Would you really like to know?
Well pay your fee remove your clothes and Yvette will show you how
You went to school where you were taught to fear and to obey, be cheerful, fit in, or someone might think you're weird
Life can be perfect
People can be trusted
Someday, I will fall in love; a nice quiet home of my very own
Free from all the pain
Happy and having fun all the time
It never happened, did it?

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Re: It's like having friends!
« Reply #24 on: June 13, 2007, 04:28:43 PM »
Do I ever neglect to make sure you get 'there'? 

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Re: It's like having friends!
« Reply #25 on: June 13, 2007, 04:31:39 PM »
no you don't.

now, what can i do to help you?

or should i remind you that i am in charge here and you will do as you are told?


anyways, who's turn is it?
Why are you such a stupid asshole?
Would you really like to know?
Well pay your fee remove your clothes and Yvette will show you how
You went to school where you were taught to fear and to obey, be cheerful, fit in, or someone might think you're weird
Life can be perfect
People can be trusted
Someday, I will fall in love; a nice quiet home of my very own
Free from all the pain
Happy and having fun all the time
It never happened, did it?

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Re: It's like having friends!
« Reply #26 on: June 13, 2007, 04:33:22 PM »
no you don't.

now, what can i do to help you?

or should i remind you that i am in charge here and you will do as you are told?


anyways, who's turn is it?

You're 'in charge' because it suits me that way.

I'm sure you'll think of something.

Are we keeping tally?

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Re: It's like having friends!
« Reply #27 on: June 13, 2007, 04:35:15 PM »
Keep going guys, I'm almost there...
It's not that I hate everyone, it's just that I hate you.

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Re: It's like having friends!
« Reply #28 on: June 13, 2007, 04:35:48 PM »
nah, it's just as the wind blows.

what would you like, m' lady?
Why are you such a stupid asshole?
Would you really like to know?
Well pay your fee remove your clothes and Yvette will show you how
You went to school where you were taught to fear and to obey, be cheerful, fit in, or someone might think you're weird
Life can be perfect
People can be trusted
Someday, I will fall in love; a nice quiet home of my very own
Free from all the pain
Happy and having fun all the time
It never happened, did it?

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Re: It's like having friends!
« Reply #29 on: June 13, 2007, 04:36:26 PM »
Keep going guys, I'm almost there...

Premature much?  Personally I'm still at the typing with both hands stage. :P