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Re: It's like having friends!
« Reply #30 on: June 13, 2007, 04:37:07 PM »
Quote from: McWatcher on June 13, 2007, 04:35:48 PM
nah, it's just as the wind blows.

what would you like, m' lady?

Stop calling me 'lady', you know that kinda talk does nothing for me.
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Re: It's like having friends!
« Reply #31 on: June 13, 2007, 04:37:40 PM »
Quote from: purposefulinsanity on June 13, 2007, 04:36:26 PM
Quote from: SomeRandomGuy on June 13, 2007, 04:35:15 PM
Keep going guys, I'm almost there...

Premature much?  Personally I'm still at the typing with both hands stage. :P

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Re: It's like having friends!
« Reply #32 on: June 13, 2007, 04:41:08 PM »
Quote from: purposefulinsanity on June 13, 2007, 04:37:07 PM
Quote from: McWatcher on June 13, 2007, 04:35:48 PM
nah, it's just as the wind blows.

what would you like, m' lady?

Stop calling me 'lady', you know that kinda talk does nothing for me.
you filthy siren.


do me!
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Re: It's like having friends!
« Reply #33 on: June 13, 2007, 04:43:47 PM »
Out here in public? I thought you wanted our filthy smut kept private??:P
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Re: It's like having friends!
« Reply #34 on: June 13, 2007, 04:44:41 PM »
Quote from: purposefulinsanity on June 13, 2007, 04:43:47 PM
Out here in public? I thought you wanted our filthy smut kept private??:P
did i just say, "ask me stupid questions?"

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Why are you such a stupid asshole?
Would you really like to know?
Well pay your fee remove your clothes and Yvette will show you how
You went to school where you were taught to fear and to obey, be cheerful, fit in, or someone might think you're weird
Life can be perfect
People can be trusted
Someday, I will fall in love; a nice quiet home of my very own
Free from all the pain
Happy and having fun all the time
It never happened, did it?

purposefulinsanity

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Re: It's like having friends!
« Reply #35 on: June 13, 2007, 04:45:56 PM »
Quote from: McWatcher on June 13, 2007, 04:44:41 PM
Quote from: purposefulinsanity on June 13, 2007, 04:43:47 PM
Out here in public? I thought you wanted our filthy smut kept private??:P
did i just say, "ask me stupid questions?"


No, but I only had half an hour to give you- you need to make it worth my while to give you more. :eyebrows:
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Re: It's like having friends!
« Reply #36 on: June 13, 2007, 04:47:05 PM »
Quote from: purposefulinsanity on June 13, 2007, 04:36:26 PM
Premature much?  Personally I'm still at the typing with both hands stage. :P

No, I'm just really really good at it.
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Re: It's like having friends!
« Reply #37 on: June 13, 2007, 04:47:41 PM »
Quote from: purposefulinsanity on June 13, 2007, 04:45:56 PM
Quote from: McWatcher on June 13, 2007, 04:44:41 PM
Quote from: purposefulinsanity on June 13, 2007, 04:43:47 PM
Out here in public? I thought you wanted our filthy smut kept private??:P
did i just say, "ask me stupid questions?"


No, but I only had half an hour to give you- you need to make it worth my while to give you more. :eyebrows:
i won't be timed!





probably because it will only require 30 seconds....
« Last Edit: June 13, 2007, 04:49:31 PM by McWatcher »
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You went to school where you were taught to fear and to obey, be cheerful, fit in, or someone might think you're weird
Life can be perfect
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Someday, I will fall in love; a nice quiet home of my very own
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It never happened, did it?

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Re: It's like having friends!
« Reply #38 on: June 13, 2007, 04:47:50 PM »
Quote from: SomeRandomGuy on June 13, 2007, 04:47:05 PM
Quote from: purposefulinsanity on June 13, 2007, 04:36:26 PM
Premature much?  Personally I'm still at the typing with both hands stage. :P

No, I'm just really really good at it.

Does that line ever work? Really?
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Re: It's like having friends!
« Reply #39 on: June 13, 2007, 04:48:24 PM »
Quote from: McWatcher on June 13, 2007, 04:47:41 PM
Quote from: purposefulinsanity on June 13, 2007, 04:45:56 PM
Quote from: McWatcher on June 13, 2007, 04:44:41 PM
Quote from: purposefulinsanity on June 13, 2007, 04:43:47 PM
Out here in public? I thought you wanted our filthy smut kept private??:P
did i just say, "ask me stupid questions?"


No, but I only had half an hour to give you- you need to make it worth my while to give you more. :eyebrows:
i won't be timed!





size=4pt]probably because it will only require 30 seconds....[[/size]

Damn you're eager tonight  :o
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Re: It's like having friends!
« Reply #40 on: June 13, 2007, 04:52:09 PM »
Quote from: purposefulinsanity on June 13, 2007, 04:47:50 PM
Does that line ever work? Really?

That I'm really good at masturbating? Well, considering that it only needs to work on me, and I slept with myself on the first date, I'd say so...
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Re: It's like having friends!
« Reply #41 on: June 13, 2007, 04:53:15 PM »
Quote from: SomeRandomGuy on June 13, 2007, 04:52:09 PM
Quote from: purposefulinsanity on June 13, 2007, 04:47:50 PM
Does that line ever work? Really?

That I'm really good at masturbating? Well, considering that it only needs to work on me, and I slept with myself on the first date, I'd say so...

So you only use it for masturbating? I see.
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Re: It's like having friends!
« Reply #42 on: June 13, 2007, 04:54:53 PM »
Quote from: purposefulinsanity on June 13, 2007, 04:53:15 PM

So you only use it for masturbating? I see.

Aye, I've much better lines for other people. I'm easy, see, so I don't need the good ones to get myself into bed.
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Re: It's like having friends!
« Reply #43 on: June 13, 2007, 04:56:10 PM »
will you please share with us three lines that have worked for you?
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Why are you such a stupid asshole?
Would you really like to know?
Well pay your fee remove your clothes and Yvette will show you how
You went to school where you were taught to fear and to obey, be cheerful, fit in, or someone might think you're weird
Life can be perfect
People can be trusted
Someday, I will fall in love; a nice quiet home of my very own
Free from all the pain
Happy and having fun all the time
It never happened, did it?

purposefulinsanity

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Re: It's like having friends!
« Reply #44 on: June 13, 2007, 04:56:37 PM »
Quote from: SomeRandomGuy on June 13, 2007, 04:54:53 PM
Quote from: purposefulinsanity on June 13, 2007, 04:53:15 PM

So you only use it for masturbating? I see.

Aye, I've much better lines for other people. I'm easy, see, so I don't need the good ones to get myself into bed.

That's probably why I fuck myself so much too. :laugh:
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