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Scrapheap calls out Lucifer.
« on: June 09, 2007, 11:41:43 PM »
Well, well, well. You sure seem like a feisty one.  :eyelash:

I have no idea what to argue about, I just want a nasty fight so we can have hot, passionate make-up sex afterwards. ::)

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Re: Scrapheap calls out Lucifer.
« Reply #1 on: June 09, 2007, 11:51:52 PM »
Better watch out scrappy,
given her tastes, you might
not be still there to enjoy the
make up sex.

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Re: Scrapheap calls out Lucifer.
« Reply #2 on: June 10, 2007, 12:15:19 AM »
Well, well, well. You sure seem like a feisty one.  :eyelash:

I have no idea what to argue about, I just want a nasty fight so we can have hot, passionate make-up sex afterwards. ::)

yes, child - what is it?  ::)

should i get the talons out, or will you run off screaming for your mummy?

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Re: Scrapheap calls out Lucifer.
« Reply #3 on: June 10, 2007, 09:24:19 AM »
I've never seen Talons used in foreplay before, but if you can make them hurt so good, I promise I won't run.

I'd suggest fighting over gun control, but that dead horse has already been beaten.  :deadhorse: How do you feel about giving Northern Ireland back to the Irish??

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Re: Scrapheap calls out Lucifer.
« Reply #4 on: June 10, 2007, 10:26:50 AM »
who the fuck are you?

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Re: Scrapheap calls out Lucifer.
« Reply #5 on: June 10, 2007, 11:08:49 AM »
I'm the Gunnery Sergeant Drill Instructor of the Aspie Elite... can't you read??

Who the hell do you think YOU are??

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Re: Scrapheap calls out Lucifer.
« Reply #6 on: June 10, 2007, 02:15:22 PM »
I'm the Gunnery Sergeant Drill Instructor of the Aspie Elite... can't you read??

no.  i'm working out what people are saying in their posts by absorbing the emanations of their words through the ether.

so, you're scrapheap under a new guise, are you?  why newport?

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Re: Scrapheap calls out Lucifer.
« Reply #7 on: June 10, 2007, 02:16:53 PM »
oh, and incidentally - if you're nice looking, not too old or young, vaguely hygenic, then why the fuck do you want the row first?  as in:

I just want a nasty fight so we can have hot, passionate make-up sex afterwards. ::)

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Re: Scrapheap calls out Lucifer.
« Reply #8 on: June 10, 2007, 04:29:29 PM »
no.  i'm working out what people are saying in their posts by absorbing the emanations of their words through the ether.

What does starting fluid have to do with what people say?? Ether

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so, you're scrapheap under a new guise, are you?  why newport?

I live just up the 55 Freeway from Newport Beach. Everybody was changing their screen names to Portsomething, so I was just playing along.

Enough about me, who the hell are you and what makes you think you're special??

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Re: Scrapheap calls out Lucifer.
« Reply #9 on: June 10, 2007, 04:54:04 PM »
no.  i'm working out what people are saying in their posts by absorbing the emanations of their words through the ether.

What does starting fluid have to do with what people say?? Ether

nothing.  try this one.  i do apologise for the american spelling.

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so, you're scrapheap under a new guise, are you?  why newport?

I live just up the 55 Freeway from Newport Beach. Everybody was changing their screen names to Portsomething, so I was just playing along.

ah, i see.  i live not very far from newport in wales, you see - i was curious.

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Enough about me, who the hell are you and what makes you think you're special??

oh, i couldn't possibly be so arrogant as to concur with the last part of your question.  perhaps you should ask someone else?  after all, modesty forbids...

as for the first part... why, i'm Lucifer. 

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Re: Scrapheap calls out Lucifer.
« Reply #10 on: June 10, 2007, 06:27:06 PM »
oh, and incidentally - if you're nice looking, not too old or young, vaguely hygenic, then why the fuck do you want the row first?  as in:

I just want a nasty fight so we can have hot, passionate make-up sex afterwards. ::)

Because make-up sex is always the best. People always put passion into it. I just don't want a dead fuck, that's all.

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Re: Scrapheap calls out Lucifer.
« Reply #11 on: June 10, 2007, 06:35:24 PM »

nothing.  try this one.  i do apologise for the american spelling.

You British are always so blody pompous with your "Superior" spelling of words and what not.

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ah, i see.  i live not very far from newport in wales, you see - i was curious.

I thought you were English?? are you Welch?? Do you have blood relatives with 4 legs??

Our Newport is better than yours.  :P We even had a TV show about it called "The OC"

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oh, i couldn't possibly be so arrogant as to concur with the last part of your question.  perhaps you should ask someone else?  after all, modesty forbids...

Your false modesty trickery has no efect on me!! Do your worst!!!

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as for the first part... why, i'm Stupider. 

Fixed.  ;D


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Re: Scrapheap calls out Lucifer.
« Reply #12 on: June 11, 2007, 01:11:34 AM »

nothing.  try this one.  i do apologise for the american spelling.

You British are always so blody pompous with your "Superior" spelling of words and what not.

not at all.  we just speak english, and you speak american, and the same with spellings.  however, i rather think that "bloody" is spelled the same way in both languages, don't you?

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ah, i see.  i live not very far from newport in wales, you see - i was curious.

I thought you were English?? are you Welch?? Do you have blood relatives with 4 legs??

nope, not english.  i'm a Celt - part irish, part welsh (note spelling), with bits of romany (gypsy) and probably scots in there as well.  and i was refraining from mentioning sheep in case you started fantasising, and your intellectual capabilities moved into your knob.  i wouldn't want an unfair advantage, after all.

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Our Newport is better than yours.  :P We even had a TV show about it called "The OC"

that's nice, dear.

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oh, i couldn't possibly be so arrogant as to concur with the last part of your question.  perhaps you should ask someone else?  after all, modesty forbids...

Your false modesty trickery has no efect on me!! Do your worst!!!

what's an "efect"?  as for doing my worst, why would i want to?

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as for the first part... why, i'm Stupider. 

Fixed.  ;D

you obviously needed to score that point far more than i , so please, have it, with my blessings.  as long as it makes you feel all warm and superior and butch.  after all, something has to.

next?

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Re: Scrapheap calls out Lucifer.
« Reply #13 on: June 12, 2007, 01:08:01 AM »
I'm short on time at the moment..... I'll get back to this when I'm able.

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Re: Scrapheap calls out Lucifer.
« Reply #14 on: June 12, 2007, 01:13:23 AM »
*raises eyebrow*