nothing. try this one. i do apologise for the american spelling.
You British are always so blody pompous with your "Superior" spelling of words and what not.
not at all. we just speak english, and you speak american, and the same with spellings. however, i rather think that "bloody" is spelled the same way in both languages, don't you?
ah, i see. i live not very far from newport in wales, you see - i was curious.
I thought you were English?? are you Welch?? Do you have blood relatives with 4 legs??
nope, not english. i'm a Celt - part irish, part welsh (note spelling), with bits of romany (gypsy) and probably scots in there as well. and i was refraining from mentioning sheep in case you started fantasising, and your intellectual capabilities moved into your knob. i wouldn't want an unfair advantage, after all.
Our Newport is better than yours. 
We even had a TV show about it called "The OC"
that's nice, dear.
oh, i couldn't possibly be so arrogant as to concur with the last part of your question. perhaps you should ask someone else? after all, modesty forbids...
Your false modesty trickery has no efect on me!! Do your worst!!!
what's an "efect"? as for doing my worst, why would i want to?
as for the first part... why, i'm Stupider.
Fixed. 
you obviously needed to score that point far more than i , so please, have it, with my blessings. as long as it makes you feel all warm and superior and butch. after all,
something has to.
next?
"Is she gone yet?"