I have had a handful of bourbons (what exactly IS a handful?) and I can now be social enough to introduce you two.
DirtDawg is a stoic old bugger of I2. He is a tough nugget. You could not root, shoot or electrocute him. He is forthright, but often abstract in his replies. I am the kind of Aspie that finds it personally VERY difficult to interpret abstract. That said, I have often found small insights in what DD has said over the years that has made me a big fan.
I also like in DD that he is an Alpha Male. A dying breed in todays society. I understand blokes. I relate to masculinity and you get this with DD.
Some Bloke, he is a young bloke from Ireland. Nice guy. Too little self-confidence, yet here. Great at memes and japes and jokes. Master of self-depreciating humour. Good head on his shoulders and enough personality and force to get along fine here. In fact this place could be the making of him. I see Some Bloke as almost a more measured Squiddy without the Maliciousness or Bitchiness