Jurassic Park is based off of a true story

[Arya Quinn]

Everyone's getting excited for the next Jurassic Park film "Jurassic World" after the trailer came out a few weeks ago. But not everyone knows that Jurassic Park is based off of a true story!

Did you know there was an actual place but it wasn't called "Jurassic Park". It's called Northern Ireland.

Don't believe me? I have proof that even today dinosaurs are walking among us!:

http://www.pinknews.co.uk/2014/11/23/northern-ireland-dup-to-introduce-bill-to-exempt-religious-people-from-equality-laws/
http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/local-national/northern-ireland/gay-cake-dup-mla-to-launch-private-members-bill-to-introduce-conscience-clause-into-aspects-of-equality-law-30802406.html
http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/politics/gerard-mccarthy-i-feel-embarrassed-to-be-from-northern-ireland-says-actor-angered-by-dup-conscience-clause-bill-30806677.html

The guy in the second article says that he's embarrassed to be from here. I'm not. You want to know why? Ever since I first saw Jurassic Park as a child I've wanted to see dinosaurs face-to-face. Little did I know that they were hiding right under my nose the whole time!

See the resemblance:





In case you don't know who the first Velociraptor is, this will jog your memory:

http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/local-national/northern-ireland/muslim-rant-preacher-first-minister-peter-robinson-moves-to-defuse-islam-row-30312816.html




That's wee Willie Frazer. He thinks the Italian fleg and Irish fleg are the same fleg.

Read more about him here:

https://www.facebook.com/StuffWillieFrazerSaysTheIraIsResponsibleFor
https://americaphile.wordpress.com/tag/willie-frazer/



Here's a book written by an actual dinosaur. A dinosaur that's the legal advisor of wee Willie Frazer by the way:
http://www.amazon.co.uk/My-Only-Crime-Was-Loyalty-ebook/dp/B00OURFCRA



Fucking dinosaurs man! They're everywhere!

The people who vote for and support these dinosaurs are obviously dinosaurs too, meaning that the entire country is full of fucking dinosaurs!

[Semicolon]

Everyone's getting excited for the next Jurassic Park film "Jurassic World" after the trailer came out a few weeks ago. But not everyone knows that Jurassic Park is based off of a true story!

Did you know there was an actual place but it wasn't called "Jurassic Park". It's called Northern Ireland.

Don't believe me? I have proof that even today dinosaurs are walking among us!:

http://www.pinknews.co.uk/2014/11/23/northern-ireland-dup-to-introduce-bill-to-exempt-religious-people-from-equality-laws/
http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/local-national/northern-ireland/gay-cake-dup-mla-to-launch-private-members-bill-to-introduce-conscience-clause-into-aspects-of-equality-law-30802406.html
http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/politics/gerard-mccarthy-i-feel-embarrassed-to-be-from-northern-ireland-says-actor-angered-by-dup-conscience-clause-bill-30806677.html

The guy in the second article says that he's embarrassed to be from here. I'm not. You want to know why? Ever since I first saw Jurassic Park as a child I've wanted to see dinosaurs face-to-face. Little did I know that they were hiding right under my nose the whole time!

See the resemblance:





In case you don't know who the first Velociraptor is, this will jog your memory:

http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/local-national/northern-ireland/muslim-rant-preacher-first-minister-peter-robinson-moves-to-defuse-islam-row-30312816.html




That's wee Willie Frazer. He thinks the Italian fleg and Irish fleg are the same fleg.

Read more about him here:

https://www.facebook.com/StuffWillieFrazerSaysTheIraIsResponsibleFor
https://americaphile.wordpress.com/tag/willie-frazer/



Here's a book written by an actual dinosaur. A dinosaur that's the legal advisor of wee Willie Frazer by the way:
http://www.amazon.co.uk/My-Only-Crime-Was-Loyalty-ebook/dp/B00OURFCRA



Fucking dinosaurs man! They're everywhere!

The people who vote for and support these dinosaurs are obviously dinosaurs too, meaning that the entire country is full of fucking dinosaurs!

You were using AFF image codes instead of I2 image codes.

[Arya Quinn]

You were using AFF image codes instead of I2 image codes.

Fuck. 

That's it fixed now

[Semicolon]

You were using AFF image codes instead of I2 image codes.

Fuck. 

That's it fixed now

Is this a general rant against conservative politicians?

[Arya Quinn]

You were using AFF image codes instead of I2 image codes.

Fuck. 

That's it fixed now

Is this a general rant against conservative politicians?

No you silly sod. It's confirming that Jurassic Park is based off of a true story. 

[Semicolon]

You were using AFF image codes instead of I2 image codes.

Fuck. 

That's it fixed now

Is this a general rant against conservative politicians?

No you silly sod. It's confirming that Jurassic Park is based off of a true story. 

Which fleg is flying over Jurassic Park?

[Arya Quinn]

You were using AFF image codes instead of I2 image codes.

Fuck. 

That's it fixed now

Is this a general rant against conservative politicians?

No you silly sod. It's confirming that Jurassic Park is based off of a true story. 

Which fleg is flying over Jurassic Park?

The Norn Iron fleg of course 

[RageBeoulve]

 

[Semicolon]

You were using AFF image codes instead of I2 image codes.

Fuck. 

That's it fixed now

Is this a general rant against conservative politicians?

No you silly sod. It's confirming that Jurassic Park is based off of a true story. 

Which fleg is flying over Jurassic Park?

The Norn Iron fleg of course 

Are you sure that's not the Italian fleg?

[Arya Quinn]

You were using AFF image codes instead of I2 image codes.

Fuck. 

That's it fixed now

Is this a general rant against conservative politicians?

No you silly sod. It's confirming that Jurassic Park is based off of a true story. 

Which fleg is flying over Jurassic Park?

The Norn Iron fleg of course 

Are you sure that's not the Italian fleg?

No, the Italian fleg Irish fleg and the Norn Iron fleg are two different flegs

Do try to keep up 

[Semicolon]

Is this a general rant against conservative politicians?

No you silly sod. It's confirming that Jurassic Park is based off of a true story. 

Which fleg is flying over Jurassic Park?

The Norn Iron fleg of course 

Are you sure that's not the Italian fleg?

No, the Italian fleg Irish fleg and the Norn Iron fleg are two different flegs

Do try to keep up 

I try, but Norn Iron is complicated.

[Arya Quinn]

Is this a general rant against conservative politicians?

No you silly sod. It's confirming that Jurassic Park is based off of a true story. 

Which fleg is flying over Jurassic Park?

The Norn Iron fleg of course 

Are you sure that's not the Italian fleg?

No, the Italian fleg Irish fleg and the Norn Iron fleg are two different flegs

Do try to keep up 

I try, but Norn Iron is complicated.

The people in charge and the majority of people living here are bigots. How is that so hard to understand? 

[Semicolon]

Is this a general rant against conservative politicians?

No you silly sod. It's confirming that Jurassic Park is based off of a true story. 

Which fleg is flying over Jurassic Park?

The Norn Iron fleg of course 

Are you sure that's not the Italian fleg?

No, the Italian fleg Irish fleg and the Norn Iron fleg are two different flegs

Do try to keep up 

I try, but Norn Iron is complicated.

The people in charge and the majority of people living here are bigots. How is that so hard to understand? 

That reminds me of America.

[Arya Quinn]

Is this a general rant against conservative politicians?

No you silly sod. It's confirming that Jurassic Park is based off of a true story. 

Which fleg is flying over Jurassic Park?

The Norn Iron fleg of course 

Are you sure that's not the Italian fleg?

No, the Italian fleg Irish fleg and the Norn Iron fleg are two different flegs

Do try to keep up 

I try, but Norn Iron is complicated.

The people in charge and the majority of people living here are bigots. How is that so hard to understand? 

That reminds me of America.

It's like the Southern states but without the guns. 

[Semicolon]

Which fleg is flying over Jurassic Park?

The Norn Iron fleg of course 

Are you sure that's not the Italian fleg?

No, the Italian fleg Irish fleg and the Norn Iron fleg are two different flegs

Do try to keep up 

I try, but Norn Iron is complicated.

The people in charge and the majority of people living here are bigots. How is that so hard to understand? 

That reminds me of America.

It's like the Southern states but without the guns. 

That's the solution to your problem. You need guns.

In America, we have arguments about flying the Confederate flag.