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Jurassic Park is based off of a true story
« on: December 08, 2014, 10:42:42 AM »
Everyone's getting excited for the next Jurassic Park film "Jurassic World" after the trailer came out a few weeks ago. But not everyone knows that Jurassic Park is based off of a true story!

Did you know there was an actual place but it wasn't called "Jurassic Park". It's called Northern Ireland.

Don't believe me? I have proof that even today dinosaurs are walking among us!:

http://www.pinknews.co.uk/2014/11/23/northern-ireland-dup-to-introduce-bill-to-exempt-religious-people-from-equality-laws/
http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/local-national/northern-ireland/gay-cake-dup-mla-to-launch-private-members-bill-to-introduce-conscience-clause-into-aspects-of-equality-law-30802406.html
http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/politics/gerard-mccarthy-i-feel-embarrassed-to-be-from-northern-ireland-says-actor-angered-by-dup-conscience-clause-bill-30806677.html

The guy in the second article says that he's embarrassed to be from here. I'm not. You want to know why? Ever since I first saw Jurassic Park as a child I've wanted to see dinosaurs face-to-face. Little did I know that they were hiding right under my nose the whole time!

See the resemblance:





In case you don't know who the first Velociraptor is, this will jog your memory:

http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/local-national/northern-ireland/muslim-rant-preacher-first-minister-peter-robinson-moves-to-defuse-islam-row-30312816.html




That's wee Willie Frazer. He thinks the Italian fleg and Irish fleg are the same fleg.

Read more about him here:

https://www.facebook.com/StuffWillieFrazerSaysTheIraIsResponsibleFor
https://americaphile.wordpress.com/tag/willie-frazer/



Here's a book written by an actual dinosaur. A dinosaur that's the legal advisor of wee Willie Frazer by the way:
http://www.amazon.co.uk/My-Only-Crime-Was-Loyalty-ebook/dp/B00OURFCRA



Fucking dinosaurs man! They're everywhere!

The people who vote for and support these dinosaurs are obviously dinosaurs too, meaning that the entire country is full of fucking dinosaurs!
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Re: Jurassic Park is based off of a true story
« Reply #1 on: December 08, 2014, 11:06:37 AM »
Everyone's getting excited for the next Jurassic Park film "Jurassic World" after the trailer came out a few weeks ago. But not everyone knows that Jurassic Park is based off of a true story!

Did you know there was an actual place but it wasn't called "Jurassic Park". It's called Northern Ireland.

Don't believe me? I have proof that even today dinosaurs are walking among us!:

http://www.pinknews.co.uk/2014/11/23/northern-ireland-dup-to-introduce-bill-to-exempt-religious-people-from-equality-laws/
http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/local-national/northern-ireland/gay-cake-dup-mla-to-launch-private-members-bill-to-introduce-conscience-clause-into-aspects-of-equality-law-30802406.html
http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/politics/gerard-mccarthy-i-feel-embarrassed-to-be-from-northern-ireland-says-actor-angered-by-dup-conscience-clause-bill-30806677.html

The guy in the second article says that he's embarrassed to be from here. I'm not. You want to know why? Ever since I first saw Jurassic Park as a child I've wanted to see dinosaurs face-to-face. Little did I know that they were hiding right under my nose the whole time!

See the resemblance:





In case you don't know who the first Velociraptor is, this will jog your memory:

http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/local-national/northern-ireland/muslim-rant-preacher-first-minister-peter-robinson-moves-to-defuse-islam-row-30312816.html




That's wee Willie Frazer. He thinks the Italian fleg and Irish fleg are the same fleg.

Read more about him here:

https://www.facebook.com/StuffWillieFrazerSaysTheIraIsResponsibleFor
https://americaphile.wordpress.com/tag/willie-frazer/



Here's a book written by an actual dinosaur. A dinosaur that's the legal advisor of wee Willie Frazer by the way:
http://www.amazon.co.uk/My-Only-Crime-Was-Loyalty-ebook/dp/B00OURFCRA



Fucking dinosaurs man! They're everywhere!

The people who vote for and support these dinosaurs are obviously dinosaurs too, meaning that the entire country is full of fucking dinosaurs!

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Re: Jurassic Park is based off of a true story
« Reply #2 on: December 08, 2014, 03:40:42 PM »
You were using AFF image codes instead of I2 image codes. :P

Fuck.  :facepalm2:

That's it fixed now

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Re: Jurassic Park is based off of a true story
« Reply #3 on: December 08, 2014, 11:32:46 PM »
You were using AFF image codes instead of I2 image codes. :P

Fuck.  :facepalm2:

That's it fixed now

Is this a general rant against conservative politicians?
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Re: Jurassic Park is based off of a true story
« Reply #4 on: December 09, 2014, 08:47:23 AM »
You were using AFF image codes instead of I2 image codes. :P

Fuck.  :facepalm2:

That's it fixed now

Is this a general rant against conservative politicians?

No you silly sod. It's confirming that Jurassic Park is based off of a true story.  :facepalm2:

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Re: Jurassic Park is based off of a true story
« Reply #5 on: December 09, 2014, 10:49:57 AM »
You were using AFF image codes instead of I2 image codes. :P

Fuck.  :facepalm2:

That's it fixed now

Is this a general rant against conservative politicians?

No you silly sod. It's confirming that Jurassic Park is based off of a true story.  :facepalm2:

Which fleg is flying over Jurassic Park? :trollface:
I2 has a smiley for everything. Even a hamster wheel. :hamsterwheel:

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Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: Jurassic Park is based off of a true story
« Reply #6 on: December 09, 2014, 12:31:13 PM »
You were using AFF image codes instead of I2 image codes. :P

Fuck.  :facepalm2:

That's it fixed now

Is this a general rant against conservative politicians?

No you silly sod. It's confirming that Jurassic Park is based off of a true story.  :facepalm2:

Which fleg is flying over Jurassic Park? :trollface:

The Norn Iron fleg of course  :autism:

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Re: Jurassic Park is based off of a true story
« Reply #7 on: December 09, 2014, 01:42:38 PM »
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Re: Jurassic Park is based off of a true story
« Reply #8 on: December 09, 2014, 01:57:00 PM »
You were using AFF image codes instead of I2 image codes. :P

Fuck.  :facepalm2:

That's it fixed now

Is this a general rant against conservative politicians?

No you silly sod. It's confirming that Jurassic Park is based off of a true story.  :facepalm2:

Which fleg is flying over Jurassic Park? :trollface:

The Norn Iron fleg of course  :autism:

Are you sure that's not the Italian fleg? :autism:
I2 has a smiley for everything. Even a hamster wheel. :hamsterwheel:

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Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: Jurassic Park is based off of a true story
« Reply #9 on: December 09, 2014, 08:32:44 PM »
You were using AFF image codes instead of I2 image codes. :P

Fuck.  :facepalm2:

That's it fixed now

Is this a general rant against conservative politicians?

No you silly sod. It's confirming that Jurassic Park is based off of a true story.  :facepalm2:

Which fleg is flying over Jurassic Park? :trollface:

The Norn Iron fleg of course  :autism:

Are you sure that's not the Italian fleg? :autism:

No, the Italian fleg Irish fleg and the Norn Iron fleg are two different flegs

Do try to keep up  :autism:

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Re: Jurassic Park is based off of a true story
« Reply #10 on: December 09, 2014, 10:01:36 PM »
Is this a general rant against conservative politicians?

No you silly sod. It's confirming that Jurassic Park is based off of a true story.  :facepalm2:

Which fleg is flying over Jurassic Park? :trollface:

The Norn Iron fleg of course  :autism:

Are you sure that's not the Italian fleg? :autism:

No, the Italian fleg Irish fleg and the Norn Iron fleg are two different flegs

Do try to keep up  :autism:

I try, but Norn Iron is complicated. :tard:
I2 has a smiley for everything. Even a hamster wheel. :hamsterwheel:

Quote from: iamnotaparakeet
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: Jurassic Park is based off of a true story
« Reply #11 on: December 10, 2014, 06:15:15 AM »
Is this a general rant against conservative politicians?

No you silly sod. It's confirming that Jurassic Park is based off of a true story.  :facepalm2:

Which fleg is flying over Jurassic Park? :trollface:

The Norn Iron fleg of course  :autism:

Are you sure that's not the Italian fleg? :autism:

No, the Italian fleg Irish fleg and the Norn Iron fleg are two different flegs

Do try to keep up  :autism:

I try, but Norn Iron is complicated. :tard:

The people in charge and the majority of people living here are bigots. How is that so hard to understand?  :M

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Re: Jurassic Park is based off of a true story
« Reply #12 on: December 10, 2014, 10:14:13 AM »
Is this a general rant against conservative politicians?

No you silly sod. It's confirming that Jurassic Park is based off of a true story.  :facepalm2:

Which fleg is flying over Jurassic Park? :trollface:

The Norn Iron fleg of course  :autism:

Are you sure that's not the Italian fleg? :autism:

No, the Italian fleg Irish fleg and the Norn Iron fleg are two different flegs

Do try to keep up  :autism:

I try, but Norn Iron is complicated. :tard:

The people in charge and the majority of people living here are bigots. How is that so hard to understand?  :M

That reminds me of America. :autism:
I2 has a smiley for everything. Even a hamster wheel. :hamsterwheel:

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Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
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Re: Jurassic Park is based off of a true story
« Reply #13 on: December 10, 2014, 10:29:06 AM »
Is this a general rant against conservative politicians?

No you silly sod. It's confirming that Jurassic Park is based off of a true story.  :facepalm2:

Which fleg is flying over Jurassic Park? :trollface:

The Norn Iron fleg of course  :autism:

Are you sure that's not the Italian fleg? :autism:

No, the Italian fleg Irish fleg and the Norn Iron fleg are two different flegs

Do try to keep up  :autism:

I try, but Norn Iron is complicated. :tard:

The people in charge and the majority of people living here are bigots. How is that so hard to understand?  :M

That reminds me of America. :autism:

It's like the Southern states but without the guns.  :asthing:

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Re: Jurassic Park is based off of a true story
« Reply #14 on: December 10, 2014, 10:45:54 AM »
Which fleg is flying over Jurassic Park? :trollface:

The Norn Iron fleg of course  :autism:

Are you sure that's not the Italian fleg? :autism:

No, the Italian fleg Irish fleg and the Norn Iron fleg are two different flegs

Do try to keep up  :autism:

I try, but Norn Iron is complicated. :tard:

The people in charge and the majority of people living here are bigots. How is that so hard to understand?  :M

That reminds me of America. :autism:

It's like the Southern states but without the guns.  :asthing:

That's the solution to your problem. :thumbup: You need guns. :tooledup:

In America, we have arguments about flying the Confederate flag. :autism:
I2 has a smiley for everything. Even a hamster wheel. :hamsterwheel:

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Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.