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Everyone's getting excited for the next Jurassic Park film "Jurassic World" after the trailer came out a few weeks ago. But not everyone knows that Jurassic Park is based off of a true story!Did you know there was an actual place but it wasn't called "Jurassic Park". It's called Northern Ireland.Don't believe me? I have proof that even today dinosaurs are walking among us!:http://www.pinknews.co.uk/2014/11/23/northern-ireland-dup-to-introduce-bill-to-exempt-religious-people-from-equality-laws/http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/local-national/northern-ireland/gay-cake-dup-mla-to-launch-private-members-bill-to-introduce-conscience-clause-into-aspects-of-equality-law-30802406.htmlhttp://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/politics/gerard-mccarthy-i-feel-embarrassed-to-be-from-northern-ireland-says-actor-angered-by-dup-conscience-clause-bill-30806677.htmlThe guy in the second article says that he's embarrassed to be from here. I'm not. You want to know why? Ever since I first saw Jurassic Park as a child I've wanted to see dinosaurs face-to-face. Little did I know that they were hiding right under my nose the whole time!See the resemblance:In case you don't know who the first Velociraptor is, this will jog your memory:http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/local-national/northern-ireland/muslim-rant-preacher-first-minister-peter-robinson-moves-to-defuse-islam-row-30312816.htmlThat's wee Willie Frazer. He thinks the Italian fleg and Irish fleg are the same fleg. Read more about him here:https://www.facebook.com/StuffWillieFrazerSaysTheIraIsResponsibleForhttps://americaphile.wordpress.com/tag/willie-frazer/Here's a book written by an actual dinosaur. A dinosaur that's the legal advisor of wee Willie Frazer by the way:http://www.amazon.co.uk/My-Only-Crime-Was-Loyalty-ebook/dp/B00OURFCRAFucking dinosaurs man! They're everywhere!The people who vote for and support these dinosaurs are obviously dinosaurs too, meaning that the entire country is full of fucking dinosaurs!
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There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
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Quote from: Semicolon on December 08, 2014, 11:06:37 AMYou were using AFF image codes instead of I2 image codes. Fuck. That's it fixed now
Quote from: Some_Bloke on December 08, 2014, 03:40:42 PMQuote from: Semicolon on December 08, 2014, 11:06:37 AMYou were using AFF image codes instead of I2 image codes. Fuck. That's it fixed nowIs this a general rant against conservative politicians?
Quote from: Semicolon on December 08, 2014, 11:32:46 PMQuote from: Some_Bloke on December 08, 2014, 03:40:42 PMQuote from: Semicolon on December 08, 2014, 11:06:37 AMYou were using AFF image codes instead of I2 image codes. Fuck. That's it fixed nowIs this a general rant against conservative politicians?No you silly sod. It's confirming that Jurassic Park is based off of a true story.
Quote from: Some_Bloke on December 09, 2014, 08:47:23 AMQuote from: Semicolon on December 08, 2014, 11:32:46 PMQuote from: Some_Bloke on December 08, 2014, 03:40:42 PMQuote from: Semicolon on December 08, 2014, 11:06:37 AMYou were using AFF image codes instead of I2 image codes. Fuck. That's it fixed nowIs this a general rant against conservative politicians?No you silly sod. It's confirming that Jurassic Park is based off of a true story. Which fleg is flying over Jurassic Park?
Quote from: Semicolon on December 09, 2014, 10:49:57 AMQuote from: Some_Bloke on December 09, 2014, 08:47:23 AMQuote from: Semicolon on December 08, 2014, 11:32:46 PMQuote from: Some_Bloke on December 08, 2014, 03:40:42 PMQuote from: Semicolon on December 08, 2014, 11:06:37 AMYou were using AFF image codes instead of I2 image codes. Fuck. That's it fixed nowIs this a general rant against conservative politicians?No you silly sod. It's confirming that Jurassic Park is based off of a true story. Which fleg is flying over Jurassic Park? The Norn Iron fleg of course
Quote from: Some_Bloke on December 09, 2014, 12:31:13 PMQuote from: Semicolon on December 09, 2014, 10:49:57 AMQuote from: Some_Bloke on December 09, 2014, 08:47:23 AMQuote from: Semicolon on December 08, 2014, 11:32:46 PMQuote from: Some_Bloke on December 08, 2014, 03:40:42 PMQuote from: Semicolon on December 08, 2014, 11:06:37 AMYou were using AFF image codes instead of I2 image codes. Fuck. That's it fixed nowIs this a general rant against conservative politicians?No you silly sod. It's confirming that Jurassic Park is based off of a true story. Which fleg is flying over Jurassic Park? The Norn Iron fleg of course Are you sure that's not the Italian fleg?
Quote from: Semicolon on December 09, 2014, 01:57:00 PMQuote from: Some_Bloke on December 09, 2014, 12:31:13 PMQuote from: Semicolon on December 09, 2014, 10:49:57 AMQuote from: Some_Bloke on December 09, 2014, 08:47:23 AMQuote from: Semicolon on December 08, 2014, 11:32:46 PMIs this a general rant against conservative politicians?No you silly sod. It's confirming that Jurassic Park is based off of a true story. Which fleg is flying over Jurassic Park? The Norn Iron fleg of course Are you sure that's not the Italian fleg? No, the Italian fleg Irish fleg and the Norn Iron fleg are two different flegsDo try to keep up
Quote from: Some_Bloke on December 09, 2014, 12:31:13 PMQuote from: Semicolon on December 09, 2014, 10:49:57 AMQuote from: Some_Bloke on December 09, 2014, 08:47:23 AMQuote from: Semicolon on December 08, 2014, 11:32:46 PMIs this a general rant against conservative politicians?No you silly sod. It's confirming that Jurassic Park is based off of a true story. Which fleg is flying over Jurassic Park? The Norn Iron fleg of course Are you sure that's not the Italian fleg?
Quote from: Semicolon on December 09, 2014, 10:49:57 AMQuote from: Some_Bloke on December 09, 2014, 08:47:23 AMQuote from: Semicolon on December 08, 2014, 11:32:46 PMIs this a general rant against conservative politicians?No you silly sod. It's confirming that Jurassic Park is based off of a true story. Which fleg is flying over Jurassic Park? The Norn Iron fleg of course
Quote from: Some_Bloke on December 09, 2014, 08:47:23 AMQuote from: Semicolon on December 08, 2014, 11:32:46 PMIs this a general rant against conservative politicians?No you silly sod. It's confirming that Jurassic Park is based off of a true story. Which fleg is flying over Jurassic Park?
Quote from: Semicolon on December 08, 2014, 11:32:46 PMIs this a general rant against conservative politicians?No you silly sod. It's confirming that Jurassic Park is based off of a true story.
Is this a general rant against conservative politicians?
Quote from: Some_Bloke on December 09, 2014, 08:32:44 PMQuote from: Semicolon on December 09, 2014, 01:57:00 PMQuote from: Some_Bloke on December 09, 2014, 12:31:13 PMQuote from: Semicolon on December 09, 2014, 10:49:57 AMQuote from: Some_Bloke on December 09, 2014, 08:47:23 AMQuote from: Semicolon on December 08, 2014, 11:32:46 PMIs this a general rant against conservative politicians?No you silly sod. It's confirming that Jurassic Park is based off of a true story. Which fleg is flying over Jurassic Park? The Norn Iron fleg of course Are you sure that's not the Italian fleg? No, the Italian fleg Irish fleg and the Norn Iron fleg are two different flegsDo try to keep up I try, but Norn Iron is complicated.
Quote from: Semicolon on December 09, 2014, 10:01:36 PMQuote from: Some_Bloke on December 09, 2014, 08:32:44 PMQuote from: Semicolon on December 09, 2014, 01:57:00 PMQuote from: Some_Bloke on December 09, 2014, 12:31:13 PMQuote from: Semicolon on December 09, 2014, 10:49:57 AMQuote from: Some_Bloke on December 09, 2014, 08:47:23 AMQuote from: Semicolon on December 08, 2014, 11:32:46 PMIs this a general rant against conservative politicians?No you silly sod. It's confirming that Jurassic Park is based off of a true story. Which fleg is flying over Jurassic Park? The Norn Iron fleg of course Are you sure that's not the Italian fleg? No, the Italian fleg Irish fleg and the Norn Iron fleg are two different flegsDo try to keep up I try, but Norn Iron is complicated. The people in charge and the majority of people living here are bigots. How is that so hard to understand?
Quote from: Some_Bloke on December 10, 2014, 06:15:15 AMQuote from: Semicolon on December 09, 2014, 10:01:36 PMQuote from: Some_Bloke on December 09, 2014, 08:32:44 PMQuote from: Semicolon on December 09, 2014, 01:57:00 PMQuote from: Some_Bloke on December 09, 2014, 12:31:13 PMQuote from: Semicolon on December 09, 2014, 10:49:57 AMQuote from: Some_Bloke on December 09, 2014, 08:47:23 AMQuote from: Semicolon on December 08, 2014, 11:32:46 PMIs this a general rant against conservative politicians?No you silly sod. It's confirming that Jurassic Park is based off of a true story. Which fleg is flying over Jurassic Park? The Norn Iron fleg of course Are you sure that's not the Italian fleg? No, the Italian fleg Irish fleg and the Norn Iron fleg are two different flegsDo try to keep up I try, but Norn Iron is complicated. The people in charge and the majority of people living here are bigots. How is that so hard to understand? That reminds me of America.
Quote from: Semicolon on December 10, 2014, 10:14:13 AMQuote from: Some_Bloke on December 10, 2014, 06:15:15 AMQuote from: Semicolon on December 09, 2014, 10:01:36 PMQuote from: Some_Bloke on December 09, 2014, 08:32:44 PMQuote from: Semicolon on December 09, 2014, 01:57:00 PMQuote from: Some_Bloke on December 09, 2014, 12:31:13 PMQuote from: Semicolon on December 09, 2014, 10:49:57 AMWhich fleg is flying over Jurassic Park? The Norn Iron fleg of course Are you sure that's not the Italian fleg? No, the Italian fleg Irish fleg and the Norn Iron fleg are two different flegsDo try to keep up I try, but Norn Iron is complicated. The people in charge and the majority of people living here are bigots. How is that so hard to understand? That reminds me of America. It's like the Southern states but without the guns.
Quote from: Some_Bloke on December 10, 2014, 06:15:15 AMQuote from: Semicolon on December 09, 2014, 10:01:36 PMQuote from: Some_Bloke on December 09, 2014, 08:32:44 PMQuote from: Semicolon on December 09, 2014, 01:57:00 PMQuote from: Some_Bloke on December 09, 2014, 12:31:13 PMQuote from: Semicolon on December 09, 2014, 10:49:57 AMWhich fleg is flying over Jurassic Park? The Norn Iron fleg of course Are you sure that's not the Italian fleg? No, the Italian fleg Irish fleg and the Norn Iron fleg are two different flegsDo try to keep up I try, but Norn Iron is complicated. The people in charge and the majority of people living here are bigots. How is that so hard to understand? That reminds me of America.
Quote from: Semicolon on December 09, 2014, 10:01:36 PMQuote from: Some_Bloke on December 09, 2014, 08:32:44 PMQuote from: Semicolon on December 09, 2014, 01:57:00 PMQuote from: Some_Bloke on December 09, 2014, 12:31:13 PMQuote from: Semicolon on December 09, 2014, 10:49:57 AMWhich fleg is flying over Jurassic Park? The Norn Iron fleg of course Are you sure that's not the Italian fleg? No, the Italian fleg Irish fleg and the Norn Iron fleg are two different flegsDo try to keep up I try, but Norn Iron is complicated. The people in charge and the majority of people living here are bigots. How is that so hard to understand?
Quote from: Some_Bloke on December 09, 2014, 08:32:44 PMQuote from: Semicolon on December 09, 2014, 01:57:00 PMQuote from: Some_Bloke on December 09, 2014, 12:31:13 PMQuote from: Semicolon on December 09, 2014, 10:49:57 AMWhich fleg is flying over Jurassic Park? The Norn Iron fleg of course Are you sure that's not the Italian fleg? No, the Italian fleg Irish fleg and the Norn Iron fleg are two different flegsDo try to keep up I try, but Norn Iron is complicated.
Quote from: Semicolon on December 09, 2014, 01:57:00 PMQuote from: Some_Bloke on December 09, 2014, 12:31:13 PMQuote from: Semicolon on December 09, 2014, 10:49:57 AMWhich fleg is flying over Jurassic Park? The Norn Iron fleg of course Are you sure that's not the Italian fleg? No, the Italian fleg Irish fleg and the Norn Iron fleg are two different flegsDo try to keep up
Quote from: Some_Bloke on December 09, 2014, 12:31:13 PMQuote from: Semicolon on December 09, 2014, 10:49:57 AMWhich fleg is flying over Jurassic Park? The Norn Iron fleg of course Are you sure that's not the Italian fleg?
Quote from: Semicolon on December 09, 2014, 10:49:57 AMWhich fleg is flying over Jurassic Park? The Norn Iron fleg of course
Which fleg is flying over Jurassic Park?