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Offline awiddershinlife

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Did I introduce myself?
« on: September 07, 2014, 09:34:11 PM »
Perhaps I have already introduced myself and forgotten. Please just ignore this if that is the case.

I come here when I have been drinking. Tonight it is tequila, which is so much better than rum, which I was drinking - although I wish I were a pirate. I made myself a strong paloma. Being a cheep drunk, it is a cakewalk. I was invited here by Piper and have a nemesis named Pappy -I  love you Pappy! I love having a nemesis.It channels my Sherlock Holmes. I know neither of them. I recently quit my job and relocated to a place that seems to be another planet. I am pretty freaked out. I have a boss - no fucking way!

I come to I2 to be unreasonable, which I fear is disrespectful of all of you. While I feel this is inappropriate, I nonetheless feel no regret. Sometimes one just needs to act out to hang on to some threads of sanity. I know my dear, loving nemesis, Pappy will have a field day with my tequila induced vulnerability, but I will kick his ass anyway. I hate you Pappy! I love you, Pappy!

Icequeen, thank you for responding  to my bitch post. - realizing I am a real [quick] person

Anyway, thank you I2 and Pappy for letting me spew. Thank you Piper for inviting me.

Anyway, despite Pappy's boring attacks (I need some intellectual nutrition!) and my general disrespect of this forum, I am not a bad person. I am a drunk and confused person in a new job with a four month probationary period and a BOSS. I am a proud ODD & autistic who is usually hated because I am OCD correct. I am confused because people seem to appreciate my expertise. FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE!

I hope you are the only people crazy enough to understand being OCD brilliant in a mediocre society. I LOVE my autistic brain!

Pappy, can we be friends?

Where the hell s Piper and why did he invite me here?

Is this the correct venue for someone who is in crisis?

By the way, I can handle being in crisis. I have been autistic in a disappointingly mediocre NT society for 6 decades. I will get over myself...
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Re: Did I introduce myself?
« Reply #1 on: September 07, 2014, 09:43:35 PM »
Are you a feminist?
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Re: Did I introduce myself?
« Reply #2 on: September 07, 2014, 09:47:00 PM »
Welcome.  We now have 3 members in their 60's if I'm not mistaken.  At least someone else will recognize my references.
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Re: Did I introduce myself?
« Reply #3 on: September 07, 2014, 10:19:42 PM »
Welcome! If you've introduced yourself before, I never saw it. Good to know who's been chasing Scrap/Pappy around the forum.

You sound like you belong here, in all our unintellectual, disrespectful glory.  :P
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Re: Did I introduce myself?
« Reply #4 on: September 07, 2014, 10:34:30 PM »
Welcome.
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Re: Did I introduce myself?
« Reply #5 on: September 07, 2014, 10:56:49 PM »
Quote from: awiddershinlife on September 07, 2014, 09:34:11 PM
Where the hell s Piper and why did he invite me here?

 :zoinks:


If you're only going to post here when you drink, then I hope you drink often.  :lol1:
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Re: Did I introduce myself?
« Reply #6 on: September 07, 2014, 11:06:09 PM »
Welcome. I was hoping you'd pop up again.

So, tell me where this place lacks in terms of diversity. You mentioned this in another thread and so I wanted to know what you meant.
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Re: Did I introduce myself?
« Reply #7 on: September 08, 2014, 02:36:06 PM »
Welcome to this place.

I like your intro.

Stick around. It's a weird place, and some of it's diversity only shows over time.
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Re: Did I introduce myself?
« Reply #8 on: September 08, 2014, 10:31:49 PM »
I wonder if she always needs to be drunk to post.
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Re: Did I introduce myself?
« Reply #9 on: September 08, 2014, 10:41:19 PM »
We can help.  :beergrin: :beergrin: :beergrin: :beergrin: :beergrin: :beergrin: :beergrin: :fiveshots: :wine: :glug: :beer:
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Quote from: Gopher Gary on October 11, 2015, 06:41:29 PM
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Re: Did I introduce myself?
« Reply #10 on: September 08, 2014, 10:44:42 PM »
There's no way she's getting my beer. :P
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Re: Did I introduce myself?
« Reply #11 on: September 09, 2014, 01:00:27 AM »
Quote from: odeon on September 08, 2014, 10:31:49 PM
I wonder if she always needs to be drunk to post.

Maybe only in the beginning. For courage. Somehow they say this is a scary place.

But look at CBC, she found her inner bitch on I2, without the use of any alcohol. It is possible. (Or maybe CBC is extremely gifted, that of course is a possibility)
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Re: Did I introduce myself?
« Reply #12 on: September 09, 2014, 03:48:06 PM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on September 09, 2014, 01:00:27 AM
Quote from: odeon on September 08, 2014, 10:31:49 PM
I wonder if she always needs to be drunk to post.

Maybe only in the beginning. For courage. Somehow they say this is a scary place.

But look at CBC, she found her inner bitch on I2, without the use of any alcohol. It is possible. (Or maybe CBC is extremely gifted, that of course is a possibility)

CBC is a role model. :cbc:
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Re: Did I introduce myself?
« Reply #13 on: September 09, 2014, 04:51:06 PM »
Quote from: awiddershinlife on September 07, 2014, 09:34:11 PM
Anyway, despite Pappy's boring attacks (I need some intellectual nutrition!)

You came to this site spewing derp and I responded with derp. You want intellectual  stimulation? try posting something worthwhile.

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Pappy, can we be friends?

Both Sir Les (Lord Admin from ASDC) and El_Pres have tried to have similar love affairs with me, they never work out well.  ::)
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Re: Did I introduce myself?
« Reply #14 on: September 09, 2014, 04:52:12 PM »
Quote from: Semicolon on September 09, 2014, 03:48:06 PM
Quote from: hykeaswell on September 09, 2014, 01:00:27 AM
Quote from: odeon on September 08, 2014, 10:31:49 PM
I wonder if she always needs to be drunk to post.

Maybe only in the beginning. For courage. Somehow they say this is a scary place.

But look at CBC, she found her inner bitch on I2, without the use of any alcohol. It is possible. (Or maybe CBC is extremely gifted, that of course is a possibility)

CBC is a roll model. :cbc:

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