The Chairman of The Dyslexic Society has received an OBE, he was heard muttering "I don't know why, I can't play the bloody thing"
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Quote from: couldbecousin on June 18, 2011, 04:07:14 PMQuote from: Squidette on June 18, 2011, 04:03:12 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on June 18, 2011, 03:55:43 PMQuote from: Squidette on June 18, 2011, 03:51:59 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on June 18, 2011, 03:50:20 PMQuote from: Squidette on June 18, 2011, 03:49:02 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on June 18, 2011, 03:47:05 PMQuote from: Squidette on June 18, 2011, 03:44:02 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on June 18, 2011, 03:42:14 PMQuote from: Squidette on June 18, 2011, 03:40:58 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on June 18, 2011, 03:38:19 PM Shouldn't you do something productive right now, maybe vac your flat? Hush , you chicken vagina matter! (Egg ) Technically, eggs are chicken ovary matter. Also, I'm egg-shaped but not an actual egg. Well your personality is certainly scrambled. Awww, Squiddy's trying to be funny, give us a hug! Makes a change from your trying I guess. That fell flatter than my arches, but bless you for making the effort! At least SOMETHING on you is flat. (Better? ) Not really, I sense you are hating on me for my curvaceous fabulosity! I sense you are hating on ME for my ability to eat whatever I like and fit into whatever I like.(Oh and for having naturally blue eyes ) I've never *cough*stick figure*cough* been anything but supportive of you! *cough*fake blue contact lenses*cough* I know and I'm grateful *cough* lardarse *cough* for your support. *cough* nope , real , U jelly? *cough*
Quote from: Squidette on June 18, 2011, 04:03:12 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on June 18, 2011, 03:55:43 PMQuote from: Squidette on June 18, 2011, 03:51:59 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on June 18, 2011, 03:50:20 PMQuote from: Squidette on June 18, 2011, 03:49:02 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on June 18, 2011, 03:47:05 PMQuote from: Squidette on June 18, 2011, 03:44:02 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on June 18, 2011, 03:42:14 PMQuote from: Squidette on June 18, 2011, 03:40:58 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on June 18, 2011, 03:38:19 PM Shouldn't you do something productive right now, maybe vac your flat? Hush , you chicken vagina matter! (Egg ) Technically, eggs are chicken ovary matter. Also, I'm egg-shaped but not an actual egg. Well your personality is certainly scrambled. Awww, Squiddy's trying to be funny, give us a hug! Makes a change from your trying I guess. That fell flatter than my arches, but bless you for making the effort! At least SOMETHING on you is flat. (Better? ) Not really, I sense you are hating on me for my curvaceous fabulosity! I sense you are hating on ME for my ability to eat whatever I like and fit into whatever I like.(Oh and for having naturally blue eyes ) I've never *cough*stick figure*cough* been anything but supportive of you! *cough*fake blue contact lenses*cough*
Quote from: couldbecousin on June 18, 2011, 03:55:43 PMQuote from: Squidette on June 18, 2011, 03:51:59 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on June 18, 2011, 03:50:20 PMQuote from: Squidette on June 18, 2011, 03:49:02 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on June 18, 2011, 03:47:05 PMQuote from: Squidette on June 18, 2011, 03:44:02 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on June 18, 2011, 03:42:14 PMQuote from: Squidette on June 18, 2011, 03:40:58 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on June 18, 2011, 03:38:19 PM Shouldn't you do something productive right now, maybe vac your flat? Hush , you chicken vagina matter! (Egg ) Technically, eggs are chicken ovary matter. Also, I'm egg-shaped but not an actual egg. Well your personality is certainly scrambled. Awww, Squiddy's trying to be funny, give us a hug! Makes a change from your trying I guess. That fell flatter than my arches, but bless you for making the effort! At least SOMETHING on you is flat. (Better? ) Not really, I sense you are hating on me for my curvaceous fabulosity! I sense you are hating on ME for my ability to eat whatever I like and fit into whatever I like.(Oh and for having naturally blue eyes )
Quote from: Squidette on June 18, 2011, 03:51:59 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on June 18, 2011, 03:50:20 PMQuote from: Squidette on June 18, 2011, 03:49:02 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on June 18, 2011, 03:47:05 PMQuote from: Squidette on June 18, 2011, 03:44:02 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on June 18, 2011, 03:42:14 PMQuote from: Squidette on June 18, 2011, 03:40:58 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on June 18, 2011, 03:38:19 PM Shouldn't you do something productive right now, maybe vac your flat? Hush , you chicken vagina matter! (Egg ) Technically, eggs are chicken ovary matter. Also, I'm egg-shaped but not an actual egg. Well your personality is certainly scrambled. Awww, Squiddy's trying to be funny, give us a hug! Makes a change from your trying I guess. That fell flatter than my arches, but bless you for making the effort! At least SOMETHING on you is flat. (Better? ) Not really, I sense you are hating on me for my curvaceous fabulosity!
Quote from: couldbecousin on June 18, 2011, 03:50:20 PMQuote from: Squidette on June 18, 2011, 03:49:02 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on June 18, 2011, 03:47:05 PMQuote from: Squidette on June 18, 2011, 03:44:02 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on June 18, 2011, 03:42:14 PMQuote from: Squidette on June 18, 2011, 03:40:58 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on June 18, 2011, 03:38:19 PM Shouldn't you do something productive right now, maybe vac your flat? Hush , you chicken vagina matter! (Egg ) Technically, eggs are chicken ovary matter. Also, I'm egg-shaped but not an actual egg. Well your personality is certainly scrambled. Awww, Squiddy's trying to be funny, give us a hug! Makes a change from your trying I guess. That fell flatter than my arches, but bless you for making the effort! At least SOMETHING on you is flat. (Better? )
Quote from: Squidette on June 18, 2011, 03:49:02 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on June 18, 2011, 03:47:05 PMQuote from: Squidette on June 18, 2011, 03:44:02 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on June 18, 2011, 03:42:14 PMQuote from: Squidette on June 18, 2011, 03:40:58 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on June 18, 2011, 03:38:19 PM Shouldn't you do something productive right now, maybe vac your flat? Hush , you chicken vagina matter! (Egg ) Technically, eggs are chicken ovary matter. Also, I'm egg-shaped but not an actual egg. Well your personality is certainly scrambled. Awww, Squiddy's trying to be funny, give us a hug! Makes a change from your trying I guess. That fell flatter than my arches, but bless you for making the effort!
Quote from: couldbecousin on June 18, 2011, 03:47:05 PMQuote from: Squidette on June 18, 2011, 03:44:02 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on June 18, 2011, 03:42:14 PMQuote from: Squidette on June 18, 2011, 03:40:58 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on June 18, 2011, 03:38:19 PM Shouldn't you do something productive right now, maybe vac your flat? Hush , you chicken vagina matter! (Egg ) Technically, eggs are chicken ovary matter. Also, I'm egg-shaped but not an actual egg. Well your personality is certainly scrambled. Awww, Squiddy's trying to be funny, give us a hug! Makes a change from your trying I guess.
Quote from: Squidette on June 18, 2011, 03:44:02 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on June 18, 2011, 03:42:14 PMQuote from: Squidette on June 18, 2011, 03:40:58 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on June 18, 2011, 03:38:19 PM Shouldn't you do something productive right now, maybe vac your flat? Hush , you chicken vagina matter! (Egg ) Technically, eggs are chicken ovary matter. Also, I'm egg-shaped but not an actual egg. Well your personality is certainly scrambled. Awww, Squiddy's trying to be funny, give us a hug!
Quote from: couldbecousin on June 18, 2011, 03:42:14 PMQuote from: Squidette on June 18, 2011, 03:40:58 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on June 18, 2011, 03:38:19 PM Shouldn't you do something productive right now, maybe vac your flat? Hush , you chicken vagina matter! (Egg ) Technically, eggs are chicken ovary matter. Also, I'm egg-shaped but not an actual egg. Well your personality is certainly scrambled.
Quote from: Squidette on June 18, 2011, 03:40:58 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on June 18, 2011, 03:38:19 PM Shouldn't you do something productive right now, maybe vac your flat? Hush , you chicken vagina matter! (Egg ) Technically, eggs are chicken ovary matter. Also, I'm egg-shaped but not an actual egg.
Quote from: couldbecousin on June 18, 2011, 03:38:19 PM Shouldn't you do something productive right now, maybe vac your flat? Hush , you chicken vagina matter! (Egg )
Shouldn't you do something productive right now, maybe vac your flat?
Quote from: Squidette on June 18, 2011, 04:13:59 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on June 18, 2011, 04:07:14 PMQuote from: Squidette on June 18, 2011, 04:03:12 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on June 18, 2011, 03:55:43 PMQuote from: Squidette on June 18, 2011, 03:51:59 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on June 18, 2011, 03:50:20 PMQuote from: Squidette on June 18, 2011, 03:49:02 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on June 18, 2011, 03:47:05 PMQuote from: Squidette on June 18, 2011, 03:44:02 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on June 18, 2011, 03:42:14 PMQuote from: Squidette on June 18, 2011, 03:40:58 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on June 18, 2011, 03:38:19 PM Shouldn't you do something productive right now, maybe vac your flat? Hush , you chicken vagina matter! (Egg ) Technically, eggs are chicken ovary matter. Also, I'm egg-shaped but not an actual egg. Well your personality is certainly scrambled. Awww, Squiddy's trying to be funny, give us a hug! Makes a change from your trying I guess. That fell flatter than my arches, but bless you for making the effort! At least SOMETHING on you is flat. (Better? ) Not really, I sense you are hating on me for my curvaceous fabulosity! I sense you are hating on ME for my ability to eat whatever I like and fit into whatever I like.(Oh and for having naturally blue eyes ) I've never *cough*stick figure*cough* been anything but supportive of you! *cough*fake blue contact lenses*cough* I know and I'm grateful *cough* lardarse *cough* for your support. *cough* nope , real , U jelly? *cough* I'll bet you have a flat ass.
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!
nice is just something written on biscuits.
Quote from: couldbecousin on June 18, 2011, 04:15:31 PMQuote from: Squidette on June 18, 2011, 04:13:59 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on June 18, 2011, 04:07:14 PMQuote from: Squidette on June 18, 2011, 04:03:12 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on June 18, 2011, 03:55:43 PMQuote from: Squidette on June 18, 2011, 03:51:59 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on June 18, 2011, 03:50:20 PMQuote from: Squidette on June 18, 2011, 03:49:02 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on June 18, 2011, 03:47:05 PMQuote from: Squidette on June 18, 2011, 03:44:02 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on June 18, 2011, 03:42:14 PMQuote from: Squidette on June 18, 2011, 03:40:58 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on June 18, 2011, 03:38:19 PM Shouldn't you do something productive right now, maybe vac your flat? Hush , you chicken vagina matter! (Egg ) Technically, eggs are chicken ovary matter. Also, I'm egg-shaped but not an actual egg. Well your personality is certainly scrambled. Awww, Squiddy's trying to be funny, give us a hug! Makes a change from your trying I guess. That fell flatter than my arches, but bless you for making the effort! At least SOMETHING on you is flat. (Better? ) Not really, I sense you are hating on me for my curvaceous fabulosity! I sense you are hating on ME for my ability to eat whatever I like and fit into whatever I like.(Oh and for having naturally blue eyes ) I've never *cough*stick figure*cough* been anything but supportive of you! *cough*fake blue contact lenses*cough* I know and I'm grateful *cough* lardarse *cough* for your support. *cough* nope , real , U jelly? *cough* I'll bet you have a flat ass. Suprisingly I don't actually My lower body has more flesh than my upper , still not loads but considerably more
Quote from: Squidette on June 18, 2011, 04:17:44 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on June 18, 2011, 04:15:31 PMQuote from: Squidette on June 18, 2011, 04:13:59 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on June 18, 2011, 04:07:14 PMQuote from: Squidette on June 18, 2011, 04:03:12 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on June 18, 2011, 03:55:43 PMQuote from: Squidette on June 18, 2011, 03:51:59 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on June 18, 2011, 03:50:20 PMQuote from: Squidette on June 18, 2011, 03:49:02 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on June 18, 2011, 03:47:05 PMQuote from: Squidette on June 18, 2011, 03:44:02 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on June 18, 2011, 03:42:14 PMQuote from: Squidette on June 18, 2011, 03:40:58 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on June 18, 2011, 03:38:19 PM Shouldn't you do something productive right now, maybe vac your flat? Hush , you chicken vagina matter! (Egg ) Technically, eggs are chicken ovary matter. Also, I'm egg-shaped but not an actual egg. Well your personality is certainly scrambled. Awww, Squiddy's trying to be funny, give us a hug! Makes a change from your trying I guess. That fell flatter than my arches, but bless you for making the effort! At least SOMETHING on you is flat. (Better? ) Not really, I sense you are hating on me for my curvaceous fabulosity! I sense you are hating on ME for my ability to eat whatever I like and fit into whatever I like.(Oh and for having naturally blue eyes ) I've never *cough*stick figure*cough* been anything but supportive of you! *cough*fake blue contact lenses*cough* I know and I'm grateful *cough* lardarse *cough* for your support. *cough* nope , real , U jelly? *cough* I'll bet you have a flat ass. Suprisingly I don't actually My lower body has more flesh than my upper , still not loads but considerably more I'm still curvier than you, therefore I win!
Quote from: couldbecousin on June 18, 2011, 04:20:20 PMQuote from: Squidette on June 18, 2011, 04:17:44 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on June 18, 2011, 04:15:31 PMQuote from: Squidette on June 18, 2011, 04:13:59 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on June 18, 2011, 04:07:14 PMQuote from: Squidette on June 18, 2011, 04:03:12 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on June 18, 2011, 03:55:43 PMQuote from: Squidette on June 18, 2011, 03:51:59 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on June 18, 2011, 03:50:20 PMQuote from: Squidette on June 18, 2011, 03:49:02 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on June 18, 2011, 03:47:05 PMQuote from: Squidette on June 18, 2011, 03:44:02 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on June 18, 2011, 03:42:14 PMQuote from: Squidette on June 18, 2011, 03:40:58 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on June 18, 2011, 03:38:19 PM Shouldn't you do something productive right now, maybe vac your flat? Hush , you chicken vagina matter! (Egg ) Technically, eggs are chicken ovary matter. Also, I'm egg-shaped but not an actual egg. Well your personality is certainly scrambled. Awww, Squiddy's trying to be funny, give us a hug! Makes a change from your trying I guess. That fell flatter than my arches, but bless you for making the effort! At least SOMETHING on you is flat. (Better? ) Not really, I sense you are hating on me for my curvaceous fabulosity! I sense you are hating on ME for my ability to eat whatever I like and fit into whatever I like.(Oh and for having naturally blue eyes ) I've never *cough*stick figure*cough* been anything but supportive of you! *cough*fake blue contact lenses*cough* I know and I'm grateful *cough* lardarse *cough* for your support. *cough* nope , real , U jelly? *cough* I'll bet you have a flat ass. Suprisingly I don't actually My lower body has more flesh than my upper , still not loads but considerably more I'm still curvier than you, therefore I win! at what?Getting stuck in doorframes?
Quote from: Squidette on June 18, 2011, 04:21:02 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on June 18, 2011, 04:20:20 PMQuote from: Squidette on June 18, 2011, 04:17:44 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on June 18, 2011, 04:15:31 PMQuote from: Squidette on June 18, 2011, 04:13:59 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on June 18, 2011, 04:07:14 PMQuote from: Squidette on June 18, 2011, 04:03:12 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on June 18, 2011, 03:55:43 PMQuote from: Squidette on June 18, 2011, 03:51:59 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on June 18, 2011, 03:50:20 PMQuote from: Squidette on June 18, 2011, 03:49:02 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on June 18, 2011, 03:47:05 PMQuote from: Squidette on June 18, 2011, 03:44:02 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on June 18, 2011, 03:42:14 PMQuote from: Squidette on June 18, 2011, 03:40:58 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on June 18, 2011, 03:38:19 PM Shouldn't you do something productive right now, maybe vac your flat? Hush , you chicken vagina matter! (Egg ) Technically, eggs are chicken ovary matter. Also, I'm egg-shaped but not an actual egg. Well your personality is certainly scrambled. Awww, Squiddy's trying to be funny, give us a hug! Makes a change from your trying I guess. That fell flatter than my arches, but bless you for making the effort! At least SOMETHING on you is flat. (Better? ) Not really, I sense you are hating on me for my curvaceous fabulosity! I sense you are hating on ME for my ability to eat whatever I like and fit into whatever I like.(Oh and for having naturally blue eyes ) I've never *cough*stick figure*cough* been anything but supportive of you! *cough*fake blue contact lenses*cough* I know and I'm grateful *cough* lardarse *cough* for your support. *cough* nope , real , U jelly? *cough* I'll bet you have a flat ass. Suprisingly I don't actually My lower body has more flesh than my upper , still not loads but considerably more I'm still curvier than you, therefore I win! at what?Getting stuck in doorframes? I have always navigated through buildings with the utmost ease and poise!
Quote from: couldbecousin on June 18, 2011, 04:21:55 PMQuote from: Squidette on June 18, 2011, 04:21:02 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on June 18, 2011, 04:20:20 PMQuote from: Squidette on June 18, 2011, 04:17:44 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on June 18, 2011, 04:15:31 PMQuote from: Squidette on June 18, 2011, 04:13:59 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on June 18, 2011, 04:07:14 PMQuote from: Squidette on June 18, 2011, 04:03:12 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on June 18, 2011, 03:55:43 PMQuote from: Squidette on June 18, 2011, 03:51:59 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on June 18, 2011, 03:50:20 PMQuote from: Squidette on June 18, 2011, 03:49:02 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on June 18, 2011, 03:47:05 PMQuote from: Squidette on June 18, 2011, 03:44:02 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on June 18, 2011, 03:42:14 PMQuote from: Squidette on June 18, 2011, 03:40:58 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on June 18, 2011, 03:38:19 PM Shouldn't you do something productive right now, maybe vac your flat? Hush , you chicken vagina matter! (Egg ) Technically, eggs are chicken ovary matter. Also, I'm egg-shaped but not an actual egg. Well your personality is certainly scrambled. Awww, Squiddy's trying to be funny, give us a hug! Makes a change from your trying I guess. That fell flatter than my arches, but bless you for making the effort! At least SOMETHING on you is flat. (Better? ) Not really, I sense you are hating on me for my curvaceous fabulosity! I sense you are hating on ME for my ability to eat whatever I like and fit into whatever I like.(Oh and for having naturally blue eyes ) I've never *cough*stick figure*cough* been anything but supportive of you! *cough*fake blue contact lenses*cough* I know and I'm grateful *cough* lardarse *cough* for your support. *cough* nope , real , U jelly? *cough* I'll bet you have a flat ass. Suprisingly I don't actually My lower body has more flesh than my upper , still not loads but considerably more I'm still curvier than you, therefore I win! at what?Getting stuck in doorframes? I have always navigated through buildings with the utmost ease and poise!
Sorry Squid, I read "I sense you are hating on ME for my ability to eat whatever I like and fit into whatever I like." as "I sense you are hating on ME for my ability to eat whatever I like and fit into whoever I like."
I call out Squiddy back. For bumping inane bullshit and generally acting like a teenager
Quote from: Hubert Cumberdale on June 18, 2011, 06:49:06 PMI call out Squiddy back. For bumping inane bullshit and generally acting like a teenager But he is a teenager! Apparently that's what they do these days when they're not busy sexting or PS3-ing!
Quote from: couldbecousin on June 18, 2011, 06:52:42 PMQuote from: Hubert Cumberdale on June 18, 2011, 06:49:06 PMI call out Squiddy back. For bumping inane bullshit and generally acting like a teenager But he is a teenager! Apparently that's what they do these days when they're not busy sexting or PS3-ing! Pity the poor guy that decides to sext with me. :lol:
Quote from: Squidette on June 18, 2011, 06:55:12 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on June 18, 2011, 06:52:42 PMQuote from: Hubert Cumberdale on June 18, 2011, 06:49:06 PMI call out Squiddy back. For bumping inane bullshit and generally acting like a teenager But he is a teenager! Apparently that's what they do these days when they're not busy sexting or PS3-ing! Pity the poor guy that decides to sext with me. :lol: Why, will he be unable to sext fast enough to keep up with your eight-tentacle mad sexting skillz?