I call out I2!

["couldbecousin"]

Shouldn't you do something productive right now, maybe vac your flat? 

Hush , you chicken vagina matter!   (Egg  )

 Technically, eggs are chicken ovary  matter.  Also, I'm egg-shaped but not an actual  egg. 

Well your personality is certainly scrambled.   

 Awww, Squiddy's trying to be funny, give us a hug!   

Makes a change from your trying I guess. 

 That fell flatter than my arches, but bless you for making the effort! 

At least SOMETHING on you is flat. 

(Better?  )

 Not really, I sense you are hating on me for my curvaceous fabulosity!   

I sense you are hating on ME for my ability to eat whatever I like and fit into whatever I like.

(Oh and for having naturally blue eyes  )

 I've never  *cough*stick figure*cough*  been anything but supportive of you!  *cough*fake blue contact lenses*cough*   

I know and I'm grateful *cough* lardarse *cough* for your support. *cough* nope , real , U jelly? *cough* 

   I'll bet you have a flat ass. 

[Squidusa]

Shouldn't you do something productive right now, maybe vac your flat? 

Hush , you chicken vagina matter!   (Egg  )

 Technically, eggs are chicken ovary  matter.  Also, I'm egg-shaped but not an actual  egg. 

Well your personality is certainly scrambled.   

 Awww, Squiddy's trying to be funny, give us a hug!   

Makes a change from your trying I guess. 

 That fell flatter than my arches, but bless you for making the effort! 

At least SOMETHING on you is flat. 

(Better?  )

 Not really, I sense you are hating on me for my curvaceous fabulosity!   

I sense you are hating on ME for my ability to eat whatever I like and fit into whatever I like.

(Oh and for having naturally blue eyes  )

 I've never  *cough*stick figure*cough*  been anything but supportive of you!  *cough*fake blue contact lenses*cough*   

I know and I'm grateful *cough* lardarse *cough* for your support. *cough* nope , real , U jelly? *cough* 

   I'll bet you have a flat ass. 

Suprisingly I don't actually 

My lower body has more flesh than my upper , still not loads but considerably more 

["couldbecousin"]

Shouldn't you do something productive right now, maybe vac your flat? 

Hush , you chicken vagina matter!   (Egg  )

 Technically, eggs are chicken ovary  matter.  Also, I'm egg-shaped but not an actual  egg. 

Well your personality is certainly scrambled.   

 Awww, Squiddy's trying to be funny, give us a hug!   

Makes a change from your trying I guess. 

 That fell flatter than my arches, but bless you for making the effort! 

At least SOMETHING on you is flat. 

(Better?  )

 Not really, I sense you are hating on me for my curvaceous fabulosity!   

I sense you are hating on ME for my ability to eat whatever I like and fit into whatever I like.

(Oh and for having naturally blue eyes  )

 I've never  *cough*stick figure*cough*  been anything but supportive of you!  *cough*fake blue contact lenses*cough*   

I know and I'm grateful *cough* lardarse *cough* for your support. *cough* nope , real , U jelly? *cough* 

   I'll bet you have a flat ass. 

Suprisingly I don't actually 

My lower body has more flesh than my upper , still not loads but considerably more 

 I'm still curvier than you, therefore I win!   

[Squidusa]

Shouldn't you do something productive right now, maybe vac your flat? 

Hush , you chicken vagina matter!   (Egg  )

 Technically, eggs are chicken ovary  matter.  Also, I'm egg-shaped but not an actual  egg. 

Well your personality is certainly scrambled.   

 Awww, Squiddy's trying to be funny, give us a hug!   

Makes a change from your trying I guess. 

 That fell flatter than my arches, but bless you for making the effort! 

At least SOMETHING on you is flat. 

(Better?  )

 Not really, I sense you are hating on me for my curvaceous fabulosity!   

I sense you are hating on ME for my ability to eat whatever I like and fit into whatever I like.

(Oh and for having naturally blue eyes  )

 I've never  *cough*stick figure*cough*  been anything but supportive of you!  *cough*fake blue contact lenses*cough*   

I know and I'm grateful *cough* lardarse *cough* for your support. *cough* nope , real , U jelly? *cough* 

   I'll bet you have a flat ass. 

Suprisingly I don't actually 

My lower body has more flesh than my upper , still not loads but considerably more 

 I'm still curvier than you, therefore I win!   

at what?

Getting stuck in doorframes?

["couldbecousin"]

Shouldn't you do something productive right now, maybe vac your flat? 

Hush , you chicken vagina matter!   (Egg  )

 Technically, eggs are chicken ovary  matter.  Also, I'm egg-shaped but not an actual  egg. 

Well your personality is certainly scrambled.   

 Awww, Squiddy's trying to be funny, give us a hug!   

Makes a change from your trying I guess. 

 That fell flatter than my arches, but bless you for making the effort! 

At least SOMETHING on you is flat. 

(Better?  )

 Not really, I sense you are hating on me for my curvaceous fabulosity!   

I sense you are hating on ME for my ability to eat whatever I like and fit into whatever I like.

(Oh and for having naturally blue eyes  )

 I've never  *cough*stick figure*cough*  been anything but supportive of you!  *cough*fake blue contact lenses*cough*   

I know and I'm grateful *cough* lardarse *cough* for your support. *cough* nope , real , U jelly? *cough* 

   I'll bet you have a flat ass. 

Suprisingly I don't actually 

My lower body has more flesh than my upper , still not loads but considerably more 

 I'm still curvier than you, therefore I win!   

at what?

Getting stuck in doorframes?

 I have always navigated through buildings with the utmost ease and poise! 

[Squidusa]

Shouldn't you do something productive right now, maybe vac your flat? 

Hush , you chicken vagina matter!   (Egg  )

 Technically, eggs are chicken ovary  matter.  Also, I'm egg-shaped but not an actual  egg. 

Well your personality is certainly scrambled.   

 Awww, Squiddy's trying to be funny, give us a hug!   

Makes a change from your trying I guess. 

 That fell flatter than my arches, but bless you for making the effort! 

At least SOMETHING on you is flat. 

(Better?  )

 Not really, I sense you are hating on me for my curvaceous fabulosity!   

I sense you are hating on ME for my ability to eat whatever I like and fit into whatever I like.

(Oh and for having naturally blue eyes  )

 I've never  *cough*stick figure*cough*  been anything but supportive of you!  *cough*fake blue contact lenses*cough*   

I know and I'm grateful *cough* lardarse *cough* for your support. *cough* nope , real , U jelly? *cough* 

   I'll bet you have a flat ass. 

Suprisingly I don't actually 

My lower body has more flesh than my upper , still not loads but considerably more 

 I'm still curvier than you, therefore I win!   

at what?

Getting stuck in doorframes?

 I have always navigated through buildings with the utmost ease and poise! 

["couldbecousin"]

Shouldn't you do something productive right now, maybe vac your flat? 

Hush , you chicken vagina matter!   (Egg  )

 Technically, eggs are chicken ovary  matter.  Also, I'm egg-shaped but not an actual  egg. 

Well your personality is certainly scrambled.   

 Awww, Squiddy's trying to be funny, give us a hug!   

Makes a change from your trying I guess. 

 That fell flatter than my arches, but bless you for making the effort! 

At least SOMETHING on you is flat. 

(Better?  )

 Not really, I sense you are hating on me for my curvaceous fabulosity!   

I sense you are hating on ME for my ability to eat whatever I like and fit into whatever I like.

(Oh and for having naturally blue eyes  )

 I've never  *cough*stick figure*cough*  been anything but supportive of you!  *cough*fake blue contact lenses*cough*   

I know and I'm grateful *cough* lardarse *cough* for your support. *cough* nope , real , U jelly? *cough* 

   I'll bet you have a flat ass. 

Suprisingly I don't actually 

My lower body has more flesh than my upper , still not loads but considerably more 

 I'm still curvier than you, therefore I win!   

at what?

Getting stuck in doorframes?

 I have always navigated through buildings with the utmost ease and poise! 

      for an absolute gem that amused me greatly!

[Queen Victoria]

Sorry Squid,  I read "I sense you are hating on ME for my ability to eat whatever I like and fit into whatever I like." as
"I sense you are hating on ME for my ability to eat whatever I like and fit into whoever I like."

[Squidusa]

Sorry Squid,  I read "I sense you are hating on ME for my ability to eat whatever I like and fit into whatever I like." as
"I sense you are hating on ME for my ability to eat whatever I like and fit into whoever I like."

[midlifeaspie]

I call out Squiddy back.  For bumping inane bullshit and generally acting like a teenager 

[Squidusa]

I call out Squiddy back.  For bumping inane bullshit and generally acting like a teenager 

I call out MLA for originally being a WP modfag. 

["couldbecousin"]

I call out Squiddy back.  For bumping inane bullshit and generally acting like a teenager 

 But he is a teenager!  Apparently that's what they do these days when they're not busy sexting or PS3-ing! 

[Squidusa]

I call out Squiddy back.  For bumping inane bullshit and generally acting like a teenager 

 But he is a teenager!  Apparently that's what they do these days when they're not busy sexting or PS3-ing! 

Pity the poor guy that decides to sext with me.  :lol:

["couldbecousin"]

I call out Squiddy back.  For bumping inane bullshit and generally acting like a teenager 

 But he is a teenager!  Apparently that's what they do these days when they're not busy sexting or PS3-ing! 

Pity the poor guy that decides to sext with me.  :lol:

 Why, will he be unable to sext fast enough to keep up with your eight-tentacle  mad sexting skillz? 

[Squidusa]

I call out Squiddy back.  For bumping inane bullshit and generally acting like a teenager  

 But he is a teenager!  Apparently that's what they do these days when they're not busy sexting or PS3-ing!  

Pity the poor guy that decides to sext with me.  :lol:

 Why, will he be unable to sext fast enough to keep up with your eight-tentacle  mad sexting skillz?  

No , he's likely to die of shock through sheer disgust.  

(Sexting = sending naked pictures through mobiles  )