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Re: fucking my mother...
« Reply #15 on: March 02, 2011, 06:31:00 AM »
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I suppose thats a compliment but still , I really would rather NOT know if a few of my friends wanted to fuck my mother :sick:

same here,  you just don't wanna think of your mum on all fours do ya?

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No I really do not  :zombiefuck:
Lots of Mums don't want to think of their full grown kids on all fours either.

But, most learned not to ponder on that, apart from teaching their kids social, psychological and corporal sexual hygiene.   :P

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Re: fucking my mother...
« Reply #16 on: March 02, 2011, 02:32:11 PM »
:zombiefuck:

I suppose thats a compliment but still , I really would rather NOT know if a few of my friends wanted to fuck my mother :sick:

same here,  you just don't wanna think of your mum on all fours do ya?

:puke:

No I really do not  :zombiefuck:
Lots of Mums don't want to think of their full grown kids on all fours either.

But, most learned not to ponder on that, apart from teaching their kids social, psychological and corporal sexual hygiene.   :P

Just trust your Mums, most know what they are doing and what they want. Experience is a great teacher.

I don't think I'd want to think of any of my relatives on all fours to be perfectly honest  :zombiefuck:
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Re: fucking my mother...
« Reply #17 on: March 02, 2011, 02:33:55 PM »
My mom walked in on me having sex one time, when I was 17 :D


She was like OOPS, and left right away, and we never spoke of it again :D


I was mortified.

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Re: fucking my mother...
« Reply #18 on: March 02, 2011, 02:37:56 PM »
My mom walked in on me having sex one time, when I was 17 :D


She was like OOPS, and left right away, and we never spoke of it again :D


I was mortified.

 :laugh:

There must have been plenty of awkward moments after that  :P
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Re: fucking my mother...
« Reply #19 on: March 02, 2011, 02:40:57 PM »
Older women are HAWT!!!

sorry to ask,  i racked my brains :screwy: :screwy:  what is HAWT???
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Re: fucking my mother...
« Reply #20 on: March 02, 2011, 02:42:19 PM »
Older women are HAWT!!!

sorry to ask,  i racked my brains :screwy: :screwy:  what is HAWT???

Say it out loud, and you hear an exited HOT. :D
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Re: fucking my mother...
« Reply #21 on: March 02, 2011, 02:44:03 PM »
My mom walked in on me having sex one time, when I was 17 :D


She was like OOPS, and left right away, and we never spoke of it again :D


I was mortified.

 :laugh:

There must have been plenty of awkward moments after that  :P

actually, we tried really hard to forget the whole thing. We just pretended like it never happened.

She just like cracked the door open, i dunno if she even saw anything.

My BF at the time was pretty embarrassed tho. He didn't want to leave the bedroom. He wanted to stay in there, forever. And just die of shame.


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Re: fucking my mother...
« Reply #22 on: March 02, 2011, 02:45:18 PM »
My mom walked in on me having sex one time, when I was 17 :D


She was like OOPS, and left right away, and we never spoke of it again :D


I was mortified.

 :laugh:

There must have been plenty of awkward moments after that  :P

actually, we tried really hard to forget the whole thing. We just pretended like it never happened.

She just like cracked the door open, i dunno if she even saw anything.

My BF at the time was pretty embarrassed tho. He didn't want to leave the bedroom. He wanted to stay in there, forever. And just die of shame.



Lol poor guy  :laugh:
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

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Re: fucking my mother...
« Reply #23 on: March 02, 2011, 02:52:49 PM »
" omg she knows we are having sex !"

"do you really think she didn't know that, you spend the night"

" I mean she KNOWS !!! SHE SAW"

"Itll be ok, I promise (laughs)"


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Re: fucking my mother...
« Reply #24 on: March 02, 2011, 02:56:11 PM »
" omg she knows we are having sex !"

"do you really think she didn't know that, you spend the night"

" I mean she KNOWS !!! SHE SAW"

"Itll be ok, I promise (laughs)"



 :laugh:
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Re: fucking my mother...
« Reply #25 on: March 02, 2011, 03:17:58 PM »
Older women are HAWT!!!

sorry to ask,  i racked my brains :screwy: :screwy:  what is HAWT???

Say it out loud, and you hear an exited HOT. :D
 

doh i thought it was an abbreviation,  thanks for explaining :thumbup:
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