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fucking my mother...
« on: March 01, 2011, 08:04:54 PM »
so the other day i was talking with a bunch of my friends over the xbox 360 and the topic of how my mom and i got confused for a couple a few times... shes in her mid thirties and im 18 we were all having a laugh and the one of my friends whom i am talking to says wait... i think i have seen photos of your mother on facebook... id hit that. so i being taken aback by this replied with "you know she's in her thirties right?"... he said "well she looks like she's twenty and she's hot as fuck." sure enough the other guys in the xbox party get out there laptops and go to my facebook, look up my mom and sure enough they all say they would fuck her... i find it rather amusing that some of my closest friends would fuck my mom if given the opportunity.... well at least i know shes good looking!
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Re: fucking my mother...
« Reply #1 on: March 01, 2011, 08:07:56 PM »
 :zombiefuck:

I suppose thats a compliment but still , I really would rather NOT know if a few of my friends wanted to fuck my mother :sick:
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Re: fucking my mother...
« Reply #2 on: March 01, 2011, 08:09:24 PM »
hey tons and tons of young men are attracted to older women....why....dunno just are

thats why there is a MILF section of porn

havent you checked out their moms on facebook yet??? :eyebrows: :eyebrows: :eyebrows:
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Re: fucking my mother...
« Reply #3 on: March 01, 2011, 08:10:07 PM »
I think it would freak me out if my friends told me they wanted to fuck my mother.
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Re: fucking my mother...
« Reply #4 on: March 01, 2011, 08:10:09 PM »
:evilplus:   for writing one hell of a thread title! You sure got my attention!
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Re: fucking my mother...
« Reply #5 on: March 01, 2011, 08:10:36 PM »
Quote from: Sea Tart on March 01, 2011, 08:07:56 PM
:zombiefuck:

I suppose thats a compliment but still , I really would rather NOT know if a few of my friends wanted to fuck my mother :sick:

same here,  you just don't wanna think of your mum on all fours do ya?
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Re: fucking my mother...
« Reply #6 on: March 01, 2011, 08:12:19 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on March 01, 2011, 08:10:09 PM
:evilplus:   for writing one hell of a thread title! You sure got my attention!

that was the idea
 :evilplus: for no apparent reason
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if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: fucking my mother...
« Reply #7 on: March 01, 2011, 08:18:54 PM »
Ive never fucked anyone's mom before, but Id probably fuck your mom. Or just about anyone right now. MILF is about "moms" though, not really age. and a cougar is over 35. Ive never had a problem with being 30 yrs old, they sometimes get a sparkle in their eye and says " nu uh, you aint 30" and then they tell me that they graduated high school in 2009 and I choke on my words.
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Re: fucking my mother...
« Reply #8 on: March 01, 2011, 08:34:15 PM »
My parents had me quite young and when my Dad would pick me up from high school, some kids thought that it was my boyfriend.  :zombiefuck:

I think this also may have led to guys not approaching me, because they thought I was dating the 'hot' guy, with a hot car who was dropping me off at school. A lot of my friends also had crushes on my Dad, which they had no problem telling me about.  :zombiefuck:

I also remember bringing a guy friend home once, who was about 18 when I was about 13 and he was chatting to my Mum while I got some stuff together to go out. When we walked out, he said 'who the hell was that, she's hot' or something similar....and I said, my Mum, and she's pregnant!!!  :zombiefuck:

It was just an all too traumatic teenagehood for me!
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Re: fucking my mother...
« Reply #9 on: March 01, 2011, 08:46:51 PM »
Quote from: SmilingAssassin on March 01, 2011, 08:34:15 PM
My parents had me quite young and when my Dad would pick me up from high school, some kids thought that it was my boyfriend.  :zombiefuck:

I think this also may have led to guys not approaching me, because they thought I was dating the 'hot' guy, with a hot car who was dropping me off at school. A lot of my friends also had crushes on my Dad, which they had no problem telling me about.  :zombiefuck:

I also remember bringing a guy friend home once, who was about 18 when I was about 13 and he was chatting to my Mum while I got some stuff together to go out. When we walked out, he said 'who the hell was that, she's hot' or something similar....and I said, my Mum, and she's pregnant!!!  :zombiefuck:

It was just an all too traumatic teenagehood for me!

Damn rockstar parents!  :laugh:
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Re: fucking my mother...
« Reply #10 on: March 01, 2011, 08:59:28 PM »
I'd fuck your mom!  :thumbup:
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Re: fucking my mother...
« Reply #11 on: March 01, 2011, 09:03:28 PM »
you should post her picture, and make a poll to see who all would fuck her. I'm sure I'd vote yes
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Re: fucking my mother...
« Reply #12 on: March 01, 2011, 10:32:18 PM »
Quote from: bodaccea on March 01, 2011, 08:10:36 PM
Quote from: Sea Tart on March 01, 2011, 08:07:56 PM
:zombiefuck:

I suppose thats a compliment but still , I really would rather NOT know if a few of my friends wanted to fuck my mother :sick:

same here,  you just don't wanna think of your mum on all fours do ya?

:puke:

No I really do not  :zombiefuck:
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Re: fucking my mother...
« Reply #13 on: March 02, 2011, 06:09:39 AM »
Quote from: eris on March 01, 2011, 08:18:54 PM
Ive never fucked anyone's mom before, but Id probably fuck your mom. Or just about anyone right now. MILF is about "moms" though, not really age. and a cougar is over 35. Ive never had a problem with being 30 yrs old, they sometimes get a sparkle in their eye and says " nu uh, you aint 30" and then they tell me that they graduated high school in 2009 and I choke on my words.


I have.  She had 3 kids, and it was a bit awkward when the youngest one came into the bedroom and started crying because she didn't like me being in bed with her mum.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

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Re: fucking my mother...
« Reply #14 on: March 02, 2011, 06:17:01 AM »
Older women are HAWT!!!
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