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Re: Two lies and a truth
« Reply #15 on: September 27, 2006, 11:08:48 AM »
Yesterday my pants got set on fire.
You didn't by any chance do so on purpose while laughing insanely, did you?

 :laugh: Aw, that would be giving it away.
You'll never self-actualize the subconscious canopy of stardust with that attitude.

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Re: Two lies and a truth
« Reply #16 on: September 27, 2006, 11:39:22 AM »
alot of necromancers posts are coming back to life.
am i being paranoid?
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Re: Two lies and a truth
« Reply #17 on: September 27, 2006, 11:45:24 AM »
I dunno, what's your paranoia telling you will happen?

Actually, it was just coincidence that this one was started by necromancer, I was just looking for the truth game thread.
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Re: Two lies and a truth
« Reply #18 on: October 14, 2006, 10:39:38 PM »
alot of necromancers posts are coming back to life.
am i being paranoid?
mcjagger is paranoid
two days ago i slept with someone half my age
a month ago a vampire slept in my living room
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Re: Two lies and a truth
« Reply #19 on: October 15, 2006, 09:34:41 AM »
congratulations on having sex with someone half your age.
stfu
mcjagger is paranoid.


ooops.  i thought this was two truths and a lie thread.
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Re: Two lies and a truth
« Reply #20 on: October 15, 2006, 07:40:30 PM »
i thought the truth was that a vampire slept in his living room?

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Re: Two lies and a truth
« Reply #21 on: October 15, 2006, 08:03:34 PM »
i thought the truth was that a vampire slept in his living room?
yup - that's one of them
i get bats in here all the time

someone else gets bats too
but he wont tell
just don't look in his belfry

oops
now i did it too
wonder what else around here is contagious?
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Re: Two lies and a truth
« Reply #22 on: October 15, 2006, 08:15:52 PM »
I thought that the truth was that he slept with someone half his age two days ago.

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Re: Two lies and a truth
« Reply #23 on: October 15, 2006, 08:20:43 PM »
I thought that the truth was that he slept with someone half his age two days ago.
gotcha!
wrong.

two days ago i slept (sigh) alone in my cold hard bed (sigh).
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Re: Two lies and a truth
« Reply #24 on: October 15, 2006, 09:20:01 PM »
neuroman, is it possible for you and i to get along this time around?

 :truce:

but then again, what fun would there be in that?
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Re: Two lies and a truth
« Reply #25 on: October 15, 2006, 09:51:22 PM »
neuroman, is it possible for you and i to get along this time around?

 :truce:

but then again, what fun would there be in that?
ok, that's confusing
i only count two things.

unless the flag counts.
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Re: Two lies and a truth
« Reply #26 on: August 25, 2007, 12:22:30 AM »
I've discovered that I absolutely love to explore new routes to take to get places in my car; which is mae even more fun by the fact that I seem to know the area I live in quite well AND everythig connects to everything else.
I'm reviving this thread becasue it will achieve world peace.
I'm certain I can think of a more amusing lie than this if I just sit and ponder for a minute.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Two lies and a truth
« Reply #27 on: August 25, 2007, 01:30:41 AM »
I was raped when I was little
I was sexually molested by my grandfather when I was 3.
I was deaf when I was a baby.