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Two lies and a truth
« on: July 16, 2006, 02:00:26 PM »
tell two lies and a truth about you.

i am a member of the mile high club
i have never used narcotics
i never swear IRL
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Re: Two lies and a truth
« Reply #1 on: July 16, 2006, 02:41:25 PM »
i have had sex with three women at once.
i have had sex with two women at once.
i have had sex with four women at once
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Re: Two lies and a truth
« Reply #2 on: July 18, 2006, 12:47:14 AM »
he like emos
emos like he
i like emos
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Re: Two lies and a truth
« Reply #3 on: July 18, 2006, 12:49:11 AM »
i always tell the truth
i am telling the truth when i say i am lying
i am lying
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Re: Two lies and a truth
« Reply #4 on: July 18, 2006, 08:11:13 AM »
i always tell the truth
i am telling the truth when i say i am lying
i am lying

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You'll never self-actualize the subconscious canopy of stardust with that attitude.

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Re: Two lies and a truth
« Reply #5 on: July 18, 2006, 05:30:29 PM »
not enough people are doing something

not enough people are doing something wrong

not enough people are doing something wronged
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Re: Two lies and a truth
« Reply #6 on: July 18, 2006, 06:54:40 PM »
i enjoy selfrighteous people.
i enjoy truth
i enjoy people who judge others.
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Re: Two lies and a truth
« Reply #7 on: July 18, 2006, 07:11:56 PM »
I enjoy lamb karahi.
I enjoy fluorescent's semi-n00ds.
I enjoy cannelloni butties.

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Re: Two lies and a truth
« Reply #8 on: July 18, 2006, 07:23:06 PM »
I enjoy self-righteous people.
I enjoy selfish people.
I enjoy humble people.
You'll never self-actualize the subconscious canopy of stardust with that attitude.

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Re: Two lies and a truth
« Reply #9 on: July 18, 2006, 07:27:07 PM »
i enjoy flo
i enjoy flo
i enjoy flo
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Re: Two lies and a truth
« Reply #10 on: July 18, 2006, 09:25:11 PM »
you are loved.
you are inconsequential
you are unloved.
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Re: Two lies and a truth
« Reply #11 on: July 18, 2006, 10:08:54 PM »
I had a vivid dream about a kookaburra.
I had a vivid dream about a cuckoo bird.
I had a vivid dream about a man who is cuckoo.

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Re: Two lies and a truth
« Reply #12 on: July 18, 2006, 10:16:03 PM »
i am an ant bully
i am a gnat bully
i am a tan lybul
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Re: Two lies and a truth
« Reply #13 on: September 27, 2006, 08:41:18 AM »
Bonus round - three lies and two truths.

Yesterday I duelled a man with a genuine replica of Harry Potter's Gryffindor sword.
Yesterday I drank unfermented Klingon blood wine in Necromancer's kitchen.
Yesterday I fell 20 feet out of a tree in Halifax (and then got up with nothing more than bruises).
Yesterday I met two members of Intensity IRL and told one of them to silflay hraka.
Yesterday my pants got set on fire.
You'll never self-actualize the subconscious canopy of stardust with that attitude.

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Re: Two lies and a truth
« Reply #14 on: September 27, 2006, 10:02:20 AM »
I have a life.
I want to have a life.
I concider having a life to be of no value whatsoever.

Alright, that one was too easy. How about this:

I am currently trying to think of a ridiculous, crappy pun involving Pyraxis and "hot".
I am currently very sleepy, on the verge of falling asleep here in my bed, beside the keyboard of my laptop.
I am currently in the middle of a hyperactive coding spree.

Yesterday my pants got set on fire.
You didn't by any chance do so on purpose while laughing insanely, did you?