I have a life.
I want to have a life.
I concider having a life to be of no value whatsoever.
Alright, that one was too easy. How about this:
I am currently trying to think of a ridiculous, crappy pun involving Pyraxis and "hot".
I am currently very sleepy, on the verge of falling asleep here in my bed, beside the keyboard of my laptop.
I am currently in the middle of a hyperactive coding spree.
Yesterday my pants got set on fire.
You didn't by any chance do so on purpose while laughing insanely, did you?