Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off. ~Author Unknown
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I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
* has added same mental note *This one is a bit creepy:A scholar's ink lasts longer than a martyr's blood between the sheets.Probably a warning not to go for scholars or martyrs between the sheets if you don't like washing that much.
Quote from: hykeaswell on November 01, 2009, 07:55:18 AM* has added same mental note *This one is a bit creepy:A scholar's ink lasts longer than a martyr's blood between the sheets.Probably a warning not to go for scholars or martyrs between the sheets if you don't like washing that much.True. A dire warning not to take blokes like that to bed if you still haven't tackled mt. Washmore. Thank goodness the fortune cookie gods are looking out for domestic goddesses like us.
Quote from: Celticgoddess on November 01, 2009, 07:58:12 AMQuote from: hykeaswell on November 01, 2009, 07:55:18 AM* has added same mental note *This one is a bit creepy:A scholar's ink lasts longer than a martyr's blood between the sheets.Probably a warning not to go for scholars or martyrs between the sheets if you don't like washing that much.True. A dire warning not to take blokes like that to bed if you still haven't tackled mt. Washmore. Thank goodness the fortune cookie gods are looking out for domestic goddesses like us. pristine, praying and barefoot. No doing the barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen again though.
Quote from: Callaway on October 23, 2009, 10:46:33 AMOpportunities to shine in your career will materialize soon...between the sheets because you randomly sneak up on people and 69 them without warning.You forgot a part.
Opportunities to shine in your career will materialize soon...between the sheets because you randomly sneak up on people and 69 them without warning.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.