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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #210 on: June 06, 2017, 04:42:14 PM »
The dream is within you, between the sheets.

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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #211 on: June 07, 2017, 02:06:25 PM »
All progress occurs because people dare to be different, between the sheets.
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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #212 on: June 07, 2017, 02:15:02 PM »
Confucious say 'to find misskitty between the sheets damn good luck' :D
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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #213 on: June 07, 2017, 02:20:11 PM »
Confucious say 'to find misskitty between the sheets damn good luck' :D
Okay that one did make me laugh :lol1:
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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #214 on: June 07, 2017, 11:47:20 PM »
Look right...Now look left...Now look forward (do this really fast) do you feel any different? good you should feel dizzy, between the sheets.

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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #215 on: September 24, 2017, 04:24:15 PM »
People who are late are often happier than those who have to wait for them, between the sheets.
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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #216 on: September 24, 2017, 04:29:06 PM »
This one is wisdom for those who want to sleep.

You are thinking about doing something. Don't do it, it won't help anything, between the sheets.

Guess, it's time to stop thinking and doing for a few hours. :P


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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #217 on: September 24, 2017, 06:08:32 PM »
Present your best ideas today to an eager and welcoming audience...between the sheets.

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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #218 on: September 24, 2017, 07:02:15 PM »
Be a Rocket Man - between the sheets.
A good monarch is a treasure. A good politician is an oxymoron.

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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #219 on: September 24, 2017, 07:21:39 PM »
Eat something you never tried before...between the sheets.

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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #220 on: September 25, 2017, 05:33:36 PM »
"Your tongue is your ambassador"...between the sheets.

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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #221 on: September 30, 2017, 05:43:36 PM »
A new wardrobe brings great joy and change to your life, between the sheets.

(Should I get myself a proper nightgown because of a cold winter?)

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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #222 on: September 30, 2017, 05:44:55 PM »
You have an unusually magnetic personality between the sheets.

Bwahahaha, and a metal bedframe, I'm screwed, the wrong way.
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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #223 on: September 30, 2017, 05:49:37 PM »
This one is scary...

Your co-workers take pleasure in your great sense of creativity between the sheets.
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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #224 on: January 12, 2019, 04:31:37 PM »
I hear and I forget, I see and I remember, I do and I understand, between the sheets.   
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