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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #120 on: February 25, 2010, 06:03:30 AM »
shave that bush, bird....between the sheets
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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #121 on: February 25, 2010, 06:09:12 AM »
Quote from: McFiona on February 25, 2010, 06:03:30 AM
shave that bush, bird....between the sheets

A bushless bird is worth a flock of bushy birds - between the sheets.
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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #122 on: February 25, 2010, 06:12:24 AM »
Quote from: Eclair on February 25, 2010, 06:09:12 AM
Quote from: McFiona on February 25, 2010, 06:03:30 AM
shave that bush, bird....between the sheets

A bushless bird is worth a flock of bushy birds - between the sheets.
a brazillian bush makes a good bird indeed....between the sheets.
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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #123 on: February 25, 2010, 04:39:22 PM »
You are the master of every situation between the sheets.

 :-\ that's what happens, sleeping alone.




http://www.virtualfortunecookies.com/
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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #124 on: February 25, 2010, 04:55:48 PM »
the last fortune cockie i i had with my chinese the other day said this:

 You will enjoy good health; you will be surrounded by luxury
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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #125 on: February 26, 2010, 05:39:34 AM »
i handshake is just a hug for fraidycats...between the sheets.
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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #126 on: February 26, 2010, 07:25:06 PM »
You will be awarded some great honour between the sheets.


Yeah, just what I need   :violin:
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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #127 on: February 26, 2010, 07:59:16 PM »
A wish will be granted after a long delay...between the sheets.
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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #128 on: February 26, 2010, 09:37:57 PM »
It is better to give than receive - between the sheets.
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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #129 on: February 26, 2010, 09:39:10 PM »
It is better to have loved and lost, than to never have loved at all - between the sheets.
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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #130 on: February 26, 2010, 10:51:53 PM »
All things are difficult, before they become easy - between the sheets.
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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #131 on: February 27, 2010, 02:14:17 AM »
great riches await you...between the sheets.
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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #132 on: February 28, 2010, 09:07:45 PM »
The secret to good friends is no secret to you... between the sheets. :eyebrows:
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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #133 on: February 28, 2010, 09:09:09 PM »
Sing and rejoice, fortune is smiling on you...between the sheets.
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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #134 on: February 28, 2010, 09:30:55 PM »
Smooth seas to not make skilful sailors - between the sheets.
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