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Re: How to be a pussy
« Reply #30 on: August 06, 2008, 10:46:41 PM »
That makes me a chicken.  :chicken:

well, that makes me a turkey!  gobble gobble!

I remember a WWII era Looney Tune in which a turkey was trying to escape from Porky Pig (who was dressed as pilgrim). When Daffy Duck gave away the turkey's hideout under threat of disembowelment, the camera cuts to a shot of the turkey in his hiding place, saying "Quisling." I remember how proud I was that I knew what that meant.

Watching Looney Tunes from that era is an education in itself: jokes that riff on the Hays Code, A cards, victory gardens, non compos mentis, etc.

Stop.
you're giving me a hard on.
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Re: How to be a pussy
« Reply #31 on: August 06, 2008, 10:52:33 PM »
That makes me a chicken.  :chicken:

well, that makes me a turkey!  gobble gobble!

I remember a WWII era Looney Tune in which a turkey was trying to escape from Porky Pig (who was dressed as pilgrim). When Daffy Duck gave away the turkey's hideout under threat of disembowelment, the camera cuts to a shot of the turkey in his hiding place, saying "Quisling." I remember how proud I was that I knew what that meant.

Watching Looney Tunes from that era is an education in itself: jokes that riff on the Hays Code, A cards, victory gardens, non compos mentis, etc.

Stop.
you're giving me a hard on.

Sorry, but I'm not that kind of bird.  :P
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Re: How to be a pussy
« Reply #32 on: August 06, 2008, 10:53:55 PM »

then, stop!

(mostly a joke)
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Re: How to be a pussy
« Reply #33 on: August 06, 2008, 11:17:46 PM »


I DO like smart people, though. I often wish I was one.
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Re: How to be a pussy
« Reply #34 on: August 07, 2008, 01:37:22 AM »
The Hell makes you think you're not?
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Re: How to be a pussy
« Reply #35 on: August 07, 2008, 06:26:39 AM »
That makes me a chicken.  :chicken:

well, that makes me a turkey!  gobble gobble!

I remember a WWII era Looney Tune in which a turkey was trying to escape from Porky Pig (who was dressed as pilgrim). When Daffy Duck gave away the turkey's hideout under threat of disembowelment, the camera cuts to a shot of the turkey in his hiding place, saying "Quisling." I remember how proud I was that I knew what that meant.

Watching Looney Tunes from that era is an education in itself: jokes that riff on the Hays Code, A cards, victory gardens, non compos mentis, etc.

Yep, My favorite is Bugs Bunny battling the Gremlin.   I got all the historical references that were being thrown around.   :green:

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Re: How to be a pussy
« Reply #36 on: August 07, 2008, 06:28:03 AM »
The Hell makes you think you're not?

Yeah, what he said! 

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Re: How to be a pussy
« Reply #37 on: August 07, 2008, 11:48:48 PM »
The Hell makes you think you're not?

Yeah, what he said! 
It maybe better to be humble. :zoinks:
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Re: How to be a pussy
« Reply #38 on: August 08, 2008, 06:51:03 PM »
Yeah, but not too much. Something that really pisses me off is when people say "in my humble opinion". Opinions shouldn't be humble - they should be loud and strong. Humble opinions are for pussies and  :wanker: :wanker:

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Re: How to be a pussy
« Reply #39 on: August 08, 2008, 07:22:57 PM »
Yeah, but not too much. Something that really pisses me off is when people say "in my humble opinion". Opinions shouldn't be humble - they should be loud and strong. Humble opinions are for pussies and  :wanker: :wanker:

And you Sir, can just FUCK OFF!  Because I believe the same way.  So if that makes me a pussy, then you need a "check up, from the neck up".   :finger:

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Re: How to be a pussy
« Reply #40 on: August 08, 2008, 08:49:59 PM »
People just like to think they can know who the monsters are, but they can't.

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Re: How to be a pussy
« Reply #41 on: August 08, 2008, 09:04:04 PM »
The Hell makes you think you're not?

Yeah, what he said! 
It maybe better to be humble. :zoinks:

Why?

So that you can expose your enemy's weak flank.
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Re: How to be a pussy
« Reply #42 on: August 08, 2008, 09:08:44 PM »
The Hell makes you think you're not?

Yeah, what he said! 
It maybe better to be humble. :zoinks:

Why?

So that you can expose your enemy's weak flank.
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It is good to be underestimated.
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Re: How to be a pussy
« Reply #43 on: August 08, 2008, 09:11:14 PM »
People just like to think they can know who the monsters are, but they can't.

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Re: How to be a pussy
« Reply #44 on: August 08, 2008, 09:13:03 PM »
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