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Title: How to be a pussy
Post by: Calandale on April 21, 2008, 11:15:14 PM
Just stick around here.
You'll learn :zoinks:
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: SovaNu on April 21, 2008, 11:47:37 PM
Just stick around here.
You'll learn :zoinks:

(http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/6/6c/Centipedectomy.jpg)
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: Gluey on July 09, 2008, 05:03:15 PM
Centipedes!  :orly: ROFL
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: Peter on July 10, 2008, 05:30:03 PM
I love the little fringe of pixelation that protects us from moral corruption.  Imagine what would happen if we saw the uncensored version!
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: DirtDawg on July 10, 2008, 06:55:38 PM
I love the little fringe of pixelation that protects us from moral corruption.  Imagine what would happen if we saw the uncensored version!

I don't see the fringe.

The whole picture is fairly clear, except for what ever it is in the glass container that the woman assisting is holding. Are you talking about the impression that the labia of the woman undergoing the centepedectomy seem to be slightly less detailed than her nipples, for instance?
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: Peter on July 10, 2008, 08:02:56 PM
I love the little fringe of pixelation that protects us from moral corruption.  Imagine what would happen if we saw the uncensored version!

I don't see the fringe.

The whole picture is fairly clear, except for what ever it is in the glass container that the woman assisting is holding. Are you talking about the impression that the labia of the woman undergoing the centepedectomy seem to be slightly less detailed than her nipples, for instance?

Her vulval area looks like it's been carefully blurred to meet legal requirements with the bare minimum of degradation to the picture.  A lot of hentai pics have a ridiculously tiny patch on the vulva that's been airbrushed or pixelated, but in this one, the blurring curves around the bug rather than being a more typical square.
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: Phlexor on July 11, 2008, 12:59:50 AM
Thats the Japanese censorships laws for you. Pretty much all porn from Japan is censored like that.
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: punkdrew on July 11, 2008, 04:15:34 PM
I'm confused. Is she giving birth to the centipede, or are they shoving it up her twat? Either way, I bet it feels nasty.
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: ozymandias on July 11, 2008, 04:28:35 PM
I'm confused. Is she giving birth to the centipede, or are they shoving it up her twat? Either way, I bet it feels nasty.

Japanese anime porn is seriously twisted and weird.  IMHO
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: punkdrew on July 11, 2008, 04:33:07 PM
I'm confused. Is she giving birth to the centipede, or are they shoving it up her twat? Either way, I bet it feels nasty.

Japanese anime porn is seriously twisted and weird.  IMHO

Japanese culture is seriously twisted and weird. People die over there from overwork all the time. The most recent case was a engineer for Toyota who was finishing up details on a hybrid prototype and dropped dead in his home. He was 45. My age.  :o
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: ozymandias on July 11, 2008, 06:13:51 PM
I'm confused. Is she giving birth to the centipede, or are they shoving it up her twat? Either way, I bet it feels nasty.

Japanese anime porn is seriously twisted and weird.  IMHO

Japanese culture is seriously twisted and weird. People die over there from overwork all the time. The most recent case was a engineer for Toyota who was finishing up details on a hybrid prototype and dropped dead in his home. He was 45. My age.  :o

In my own words, a bad day in America is better than a good day elsewhere.  Yes, it's a simplistic generalization, but, it's my opinion and I'm sticking to it!  So there!!   :green:
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: Al Swearegen on July 11, 2008, 08:09:50 PM
Fair enough then I won't say anything  ;D
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: Pyraxis on July 11, 2008, 08:18:33 PM
Too late.
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: Leto729 on July 15, 2008, 08:56:17 AM
Just stick around here.
You'll learn :zoinks:
I wonder Who is the pussy.
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: Phlexor on July 15, 2008, 09:15:01 AM
Just stick around here.
You'll learn :zoinks:
I wonder Who is the pussy.

Haha, good call.
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: Leto729 on July 15, 2008, 09:30:08 AM
Only pussies will not post. :lol:
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: Parts on July 15, 2008, 10:01:37 AM
Only pussies will not post. :lol:

 :agreed:
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: DirtDawg on July 15, 2008, 01:04:36 PM
Only pussies will not post. :lol:

 :agreed:

*tries to post, but can not, increases dietary fiber*
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: punkdrew on July 28, 2008, 12:35:48 AM
Don't take the brown fiber, Dawg.  :smarty:
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: Leto729 on August 01, 2008, 06:51:42 AM
Let's all be pussies. :orly:
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: enronh on August 01, 2008, 10:20:59 AM
Got pussy?
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: punkdrew on August 05, 2008, 04:51:32 AM
Here pussy pussy pussy... :kitten: :booty:
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: DirtDawg on August 05, 2008, 08:35:07 AM
Let's all be pussies. :orly:


... and stop posting?


Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: Leto729 on August 05, 2008, 01:53:31 PM
Let's all be pussies. :orly:


... and stop posting?



It was a joke. ;D
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: Alex179 on August 05, 2008, 07:48:49 PM
You are what you eat.
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: punkdrew on August 06, 2008, 03:59:00 AM
That makes me a chicken.  :chicken:
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: ozymandias on August 06, 2008, 07:52:06 PM
That makes me a chicken.  :chicken:

well, that makes me a turkey!  gobble gobble!
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: Pyraxis on August 06, 2008, 08:21:01 PM
Funny, it makes me a bowl of rice.
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: DirtDawg on August 06, 2008, 09:25:40 PM

'kay ...

I have fins and an amazingly prolific placenta.
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: punkdrew on August 06, 2008, 10:31:02 PM
That makes me a chicken.  :chicken:

well, that makes me a turkey!  gobble gobble!

I remember a WWII era Looney Tune in which a turkey was trying to escape from Porky Pig (who was dressed as pilgrim). When Daffy Duck gave away the turkey's hideout under threat of disembowelment, the camera cuts to a shot of the turkey in his hiding place, saying "Quisling." I remember how proud I was that I knew what that meant.

Watching Looney Tunes from that era is an education in itself: jokes that riff on the Hays Code, A cards, victory gardens, non compos mentis, etc.
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: DirtDawg on August 06, 2008, 10:46:41 PM
That makes me a chicken.  :chicken:

well, that makes me a turkey!  gobble gobble!

I remember a WWII era Looney Tune in which a turkey was trying to escape from Porky Pig (who was dressed as pilgrim). When Daffy Duck gave away the turkey's hideout under threat of disembowelment, the camera cuts to a shot of the turkey in his hiding place, saying "Quisling." I remember how proud I was that I knew what that meant.

Watching Looney Tunes from that era is an education in itself: jokes that riff on the Hays Code, A cards, victory gardens, non compos mentis, etc.

Stop.
you're giving me a hard on.
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: punkdrew on August 06, 2008, 10:52:33 PM
That makes me a chicken.  :chicken:

well, that makes me a turkey!  gobble gobble!

I remember a WWII era Looney Tune in which a turkey was trying to escape from Porky Pig (who was dressed as pilgrim). When Daffy Duck gave away the turkey's hideout under threat of disembowelment, the camera cuts to a shot of the turkey in his hiding place, saying "Quisling." I remember how proud I was that I knew what that meant.

Watching Looney Tunes from that era is an education in itself: jokes that riff on the Hays Code, A cards, victory gardens, non compos mentis, etc.

Stop.
you're giving me a hard on.

Sorry, but I'm not that kind of bird.  :P
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: DirtDawg on August 06, 2008, 10:53:55 PM

then, stop!

(mostly a joke)
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: DirtDawg on August 06, 2008, 11:17:46 PM


I DO like smart people, though. I often wish I was one.
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: punkdrew on August 07, 2008, 01:37:22 AM
The Hell makes you think you're not?
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: ozymandias on August 07, 2008, 06:26:39 AM
That makes me a chicken.  :chicken:

well, that makes me a turkey!  gobble gobble!

I remember a WWII era Looney Tune in which a turkey was trying to escape from Porky Pig (who was dressed as pilgrim). When Daffy Duck gave away the turkey's hideout under threat of disembowelment, the camera cuts to a shot of the turkey in his hiding place, saying "Quisling." I remember how proud I was that I knew what that meant.

Watching Looney Tunes from that era is an education in itself: jokes that riff on the Hays Code, A cards, victory gardens, non compos mentis, etc.

Yep, My favorite is Bugs Bunny battling the Gremlin.   I got all the historical references that were being thrown around.   :green:
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: ozymandias on August 07, 2008, 06:28:03 AM
The Hell makes you think you're not?

Yeah, what he said! 
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: Leto729 on August 07, 2008, 11:48:48 PM
The Hell makes you think you're not?

Yeah, what he said! 
It maybe better to be humble. :zoinks:
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: The_Chosen_One on August 08, 2008, 06:51:03 PM
Yeah, but not too much. Something that really pisses me off is when people say "in my humble opinion". Opinions shouldn't be humble - they should be loud and strong. Humble opinions are for pussies and  :wanker: :wanker:
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: ozymandias on August 08, 2008, 07:22:57 PM
Yeah, but not too much. Something that really pisses me off is when people say "in my humble opinion". Opinions shouldn't be humble - they should be loud and strong. Humble opinions are for pussies and  :wanker: :wanker:

And you Sir, can just FUCK OFF!  Because I believe the same way.  So if that makes me a pussy, then you need a "check up, from the neck up".   :finger:
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: Pyraxis on August 08, 2008, 08:49:59 PM
The Hell makes you think you're not?

Yeah, what he said! 
It maybe better to be humble. :zoinks:

Why?
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: DirtDawg on August 08, 2008, 09:04:04 PM
The Hell makes you think you're not?

Yeah, what he said! 
It maybe better to be humble. :zoinks:

Why?

So that you can expose your enemy's weak flank.
 :laugh:
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: Alex179 on August 08, 2008, 09:08:44 PM
The Hell makes you think you're not?

Yeah, what he said! 
It maybe better to be humble. :zoinks:

Why?

So that you can expose your enemy's weak flank.
 :laugh:
It is good to be underestimated.
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: Pyraxis on August 08, 2008, 09:11:14 PM
The Hell makes you think you're not?

Yeah, what he said! 
It maybe better to be humble. :zoinks:

Why?

So that you can expose your enemy's weak flank.
 :laugh:
It is good to be underestimated.

 :laugh: Okay, point taken.
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: Leto729 on August 08, 2008, 09:13:03 PM
The Hell makes you think you're not?

Yeah, what he said! 
It maybe better to be humble. :zoinks:

Why?

So that you can expose your enemy's weak flank.
 :laugh:
It is good to be underestimated.

 :laugh: Okay, point taken.
When I am right I am right. :zoinks:
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: The Member Formerly Known As Sophist on August 09, 2008, 12:14:26 PM
Just stick around here.
You'll learn :zoinks:

(http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/6/6c/Centipedectomy.jpg)

Is anybody else but me wondering why she has grass growing out of her nipples????? :twitch:
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: Callaway on August 09, 2008, 12:19:24 PM
Is anybody else but me wondering why she has grass growing out of her nipples????? :twitch:

Well, you aren't the only one wondering about that now. 
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: ozymandias on August 09, 2008, 02:54:16 PM
Pass the brain bleach, please!   :green:
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: TheoK on August 09, 2008, 03:02:01 PM
It's a fantasy image, you clowns.
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: Pyraxis on August 09, 2008, 03:08:18 PM
Why does that make it less disgusting?
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: Alex179 on August 09, 2008, 03:43:11 PM
Why does that make it less disgusting?
It doesn't.   I played FFXI for almost 4 years and I still don't get it.  The Japanese obsession with tentacle rape isn't something that I can really understand.   They just want to see their women raped by all sorts of fantasy creatures, kinda sick if you ask me.   It has made me laugh on occasion, probably because I am desensitized to it.
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: ozymandias on August 09, 2008, 04:29:32 PM
Why does that make it less disgusting?
It doesn't.   I played FFXI for almost 4 years and I still don't get it.  The Japanese obsession with tentacle rape isn't something that I can really understand.   They just want to see their women raped by all sorts of fantasy creatures, kinda sick if you ask me.   It has made me laugh on occasion, probably because I am desensitized to it.

The japanese certainly have some of the weirdest fetishes that I have ever seen.
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: DirtDawg on August 09, 2008, 05:17:33 PM
Why does that make it less disgusting?

If I tried to answer that one, I might also have to answer as to why it seems to me to be even MORE disgusting that it is a "fantasy" image.

:D
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: The Member Formerly Known As Sophist on August 09, 2008, 08:03:15 PM
I mean, I could maybe understand if they had planted some grass seed in her nipples earlier on. And while the centipede-like creature being used as the dildo is certainly, um, unusual, despite its fantasy design it still makes some sense.

But where's the logic in having grass growing out of her nipples?? That usually doesn't occur-- at least not that I'm aware of. :LOL:

If they sowed some grass seed in her nipples a few weeks prior, I need to know this. Otherwise, it just doesn't make any sense. I need the back story.  :-\
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: Pyraxis on August 09, 2008, 08:22:28 PM
I think they're supposed to be little green slug things that are crawling inside her breasts.
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: El on August 10, 2008, 08:38:13 AM
I think they're supposed to be little green slug things that are crawling inside her breasts.
Thank you for the explanation!
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: The Member Formerly Known As Sophist on August 10, 2008, 09:16:45 AM
What the hell planet are those slugs from? Not like any slugs I've ever seen. Don't even have their wiggly lil' antennae. Or their slimy trails...

And does anybody but me find it (also) odd that this woman is lactating? ??????????????????????????????
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: Peter on August 10, 2008, 10:55:47 AM
What the hell planet are those slugs from? Not like any slugs I've ever seen. Don't even have their wiggly lil' antennae. Or their slimy trails...

And does anybody but me find it (also) odd that this woman is lactating? ??????????????????????????????

Obviously they're parasitic alien creatures which invade human mammary glands and secrete large quantities of prolactin to induce uncontrolled lactation, which they feed on.  How could you not know that?
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: Parts on August 10, 2008, 04:55:37 PM
It's a fantasy image, you clowns.

And what a twisted fantasy it is :zombiefuck:
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: The Member Formerly Known As Sophist on August 10, 2008, 07:10:19 PM
What the hell planet are those slugs from? Not like any slugs I've ever seen. Don't even have their wiggly lil' antennae. Or their slimy trails...

And does anybody but me find it (also) odd that this woman is lactating? ??????????????????????????????

Obviously they're parasitic alien creatures which invade human mammary glands and secrete large quantities of prolactin to induce uncontrolled lactation, which they feed on.  How could you not know that?

Ohhhhh... well you see I was originally considering that, but the green color of the slugs threw me off, simply because most parasitic alien creatures which invade human mammary glands and secrete prolactin which I'm familiar with have always been orange, not green. See the reason for my confusion?
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: Pyraxis on August 12, 2008, 02:11:24 PM
I think they're supposed to be little green slug things that are crawling inside her breasts.
Thank you for the explanation!

You're very welcome.  ;D
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: odeon on August 12, 2008, 02:33:01 PM
What the hell planet are those slugs from? Not like any slugs I've ever seen. Don't even have their wiggly lil' antennae. Or their slimy trails...

More on slugs here (http://www.yipi.de/snailtrap/).
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: Lucifer on August 12, 2008, 02:41:25 PM
What the hell planet are those slugs from? Not like any slugs I've ever seen. Don't even have their wiggly lil' antennae. Or their slimy trails...

More on slugs here (http://www.yipi.de/snailtrap/).

:LMAO:

i'm laughing, without even needing to get on that site.  i'd almost forgotten about it!
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: odeon on August 12, 2008, 02:57:32 PM
More readily it is not going !!!

:LMAO:

/dies
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: Lucifer on August 12, 2008, 03:10:40 PM
"Successor can make every naked snail, there hermaphrodite being, in a summer up to 500."

er, yes?
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: odeon on August 12, 2008, 03:26:47 PM
"That does not have to be. Herbert Gossel, found the solution; a solution, that both of benefit of the environment as also our purse and our comfort comes - a few few snail granules satisfy, and one has the snail trouble in the grip."

But the first step is a killer:

"1. to wedge in 1-3 snail granule in the drag"

:rofl: :LMAO: :rofl:
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: Callaway on August 12, 2008, 07:08:09 PM
What the hell planet are those slugs from? Not like any slugs I've ever seen. Don't even have their wiggly lil' antennae. Or their slimy trails...

More on slugs here (http://www.yipi.de/snailtrap/).

You are hermaphrodites with (exceptionally) autogamy

 :lol:
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: ozymandias on August 12, 2008, 07:30:12 PM
Brain Bleach for everyone, my treat!   :green:
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: Lucifer on August 13, 2008, 02:39:38 AM
"That does not have to be. Herbert Gossel, found the solution; a solution, that both of benefit of the environment as also our purse and our comfort comes - a few few snail granules satisfy, and one has the snail trouble in the grip."

But the first step is a killer:

"1. to wedge in 1-3 snail granule in the drag"

:rofl: :LMAO: :rofl:

i can't even begin to tell you how much that still amuses me.  :laugh:
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: Lucifer on August 13, 2008, 02:40:03 AM
What the hell planet are those slugs from? Not like any slugs I've ever seen. Don't even have their wiggly lil' antennae. Or their slimy trails...

More on slugs here (http://www.yipi.de/snailtrap/).

You are hermaphrodites with (exceptionally) autogamy

 :lol:

oh, i am!  :rofl:
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: Lucifer on August 13, 2008, 02:40:32 AM
Brain Bleach for everyone, my treat!   :green:

:laugh:

i don't want my brain bleached, though, cos i like to remember those.  ;)
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: odeon on August 13, 2008, 04:42:50 PM
Brain Bleach for everyone, my treat!   :green:

:laugh:

i don't want my brain bleached, though, cos i like to remember those.  ;)

One look was enough... I'm laughing again. My poor head. :LMAO:
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: Lucifer on August 13, 2008, 04:55:09 PM
Brain Bleach for everyone, my treat!   :green:

:laugh:

i don't want my brain bleached, though, cos i like to remember those.  ;)

One look was enough... I'm laughing again. My poor head. :LMAO:

/hugs you better.  upside down.
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: Leto729 on August 13, 2008, 06:33:45 PM
The poor snails. :angrydance:
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: ozymandias on August 13, 2008, 07:03:20 PM
The poor snails. :angrydance:

With all the rain we've had on the east coast, it's been a good year for snails! :P
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: Leto729 on August 13, 2008, 07:20:29 PM
The poor snails. :angrydance:

With all the rain we've had on the east coast, it's been a good year for snails! :P
I have not seen a snail in years. :(
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: Phlexor on August 13, 2008, 11:34:50 PM
The poor snails. :angrydance:

With all the rain we've had on the east coast, it's been a good year for snails! :P
I have not seen a snail in years. :(

Do you go outside? I know that's the reason I don't see many snails.
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: Leto729 on August 14, 2008, 05:00:19 AM
The poor snails. :angrydance:

With all the rain we've had on the east coast, it's been a good year for snails! :P
I have not seen a snail in years. :(

Do you go outside? I know that's the reason I don't see many snails.
We have been in a drought for 7 plus years here in Rapid City SD.
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: Phlexor on August 14, 2008, 06:59:02 AM
The poor snails. :angrydance:

With all the rain we've had on the east coast, it's been a good year for snails! :P
I have not seen a snail in years. :(

Do you go outside? I know that's the reason I don't see many snails.
We have been in a drought for 7 plus years here in Rapid City SD.

Yeah that doesn't help things. Perhaps you could get some mail order snails from somewhere?  :zoinks:
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: Leto729 on August 14, 2008, 12:28:18 PM
The poor snails. :angrydance:

With all the rain we've had on the east coast, it's been a good year for snails! :P
I have not seen a snail in years. :(

Do you go outside? I know that's the reason I don't see many snails.
We have been in a drought for 7 plus years here in Rapid City SD.

Yeah that doesn't help things. Perhaps you could get some mail order snails from somewhere?  :zoinks:
Maybe I should. ;D
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: odeon on August 14, 2008, 01:32:00 PM
"A naked snail kind, that not in the free garden field, but in the basement, dark adjacent rooms, to encounter tool sheds and so forth is." :P
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: Callaway on August 14, 2008, 05:18:20 PM
Quote from: http://www.yipi.de/snailtrap/
A snail trouble will bring us the weather of the last winter with his too high temperatures and the many falls out in the spring in some fields.

 :laugh:
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: punkdrew on August 14, 2008, 06:26:33 PM
A squid eating dough in a plastic bag is fast and bulbous. Got me?
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: ozymandias on August 14, 2008, 06:59:38 PM
A squid eating dough in a plastic bag is fast and bulbous. Got me?

No, but, I got MILK!   8)
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: punkdrew on August 15, 2008, 03:31:26 AM
Milk does a body good. Unless they're allergic. Or they're a human drinking fluid designed for another animal's digestive system. Actually, come to think of it, milk sucks.
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: ozymandias on August 15, 2008, 03:48:45 AM
Milk does a body good. Unless they're allergic. Or they're a human drinking fluid designed for another animal's digestive system. Actually, come to think of it, milk sucks.

My wife has a mild lactose intolerance, and it runs in her family.  My brother in law has it really bad.
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: punkdrew on August 15, 2008, 03:54:32 AM
Milk does a body good. Unless they're allergic. Or they're a human drinking fluid designed for another animal's digestive system. Actually, come to think of it, milk sucks.

My wife has a mild lactose intolerance, and it runs in her family.  My brother in law has it really bad.
Sorry to hear that. I've been drinking rice and almond milk for years for that reason.
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: DirtDawg on August 15, 2008, 04:29:01 AM
Milk does a body good. Unless they're allergic. Or they're a human drinking fluid designed for another animal's digestive system. Actually, come to think of it, milk sucks.

There are many who think that the stealing of another animal's milk is equivalent to rape. I wonder if those people wear straw woven shoes, in keeping with their "animal rights" theme.

Sorry, but to me, "Rights" are a human assumption on the highest order of arrogance. Animals do not suffer from "rights" or "wrongs" for that matter.
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: punkdrew on August 15, 2008, 04:37:17 AM
i just think it's stupid for humans to drink milk that was designed for a baby sheep or goat or cow's digestive tract. If man was meant to drink milk his entire life, women would never stop lactating. And we men would never hear the end of it.  :P
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: TheoK on August 15, 2008, 04:53:47 AM
Milk does a body good. Unless they're allergic. Or they're a human drinking fluid designed for another animal's digestive system. Actually, come to think of it, milk sucks.

There are many who think that the stealing of another animal's milk is equivalent to rape. I wonder if those people wear straw woven shoes, in keeping with their "animal rights" theme.

Sorry, but to me, "Rights" are a human assumption on the highest order of arrogance. Animals do not suffer from "rights" or "wrongs" for that matter.

 :agreed:
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: DirtDawg on August 15, 2008, 01:51:17 PM
i just think it's stupid for humans to drink milk that was designed for a baby sheep or goat or cow's digestive tract. If man was meant to drink milk his entire life, women would never stop lactating. And we men would never hear the end of it.  :P

OK, but those who actually have diffficulties digesting the massively beneficial quantities of available proteins and fats from so-called, "dairy products"  are actually in the minotiry.
You can not expect those who enjoy such things to give up ice cream, extra sharp cheddar, provolone, feta, mozzarellla ( and on and on and on ...) cheeses, fruit yogurts and sherbets, nor suspect the many ways to combine dairy with spices and other proteins, creating such culinary wonders as Alfredo sauce.

Consider yourself "rickcheese rolled."

Never gonna give it up!
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: Leto729 on August 15, 2008, 03:59:33 PM
I like milk and cheese.
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: punkdrew on August 15, 2008, 04:11:53 PM
i just think it's stupid for humans to drink milk that was designed for a baby sheep or goat or cow's digestive tract. If man was meant to drink milk his entire life, women would never stop lactating. And we men would never hear the end of it.  :P

OK, but those who actually have diffficulties digesting the massively beneficial quantities of available proteins and fats from so-called, "dairy products"  are actually in the minotiry.
You can not expect those who enjoy such things to give up ice cream, extra sharp cheddar, provolone, feta, mozzarellla ( and on and on and on ...) cheeses, fruit yogurts and sherbets, nor suspect the many ways to combine dairy with spices and other proteins, creating such culinary wonders as Alfredo sauce.

Consider yourself "rickcheese rolled."

Never gonna give it up!

Actually, there may be lots of undiagnosed cases of lactose intolerance -- perhaps millions -- whose symptoms are not severe enough (yet) to warrant attention.

It's none of my business what other people eat. I like pizza myself; I try not to eat it very often. It just struck me one day that it didn't make a whole lot of sense for humans to drink cow's milk. Humans aren't cows. Although they may be sheep.  :sheep: Recollect the 1960s when women were told they didn't have to breastfeed their kids--that formula was better. Or that circumcision was necessary for baby boys. A lot of mothers--esp. those of the hippie persuasion--asked the all-important question: "Why?"

Why would a formula be better for infants than mother's breast milk? Isn't it possible there's something in breast milk that is beneficial for newborns?
Why does a piece of my baby's anatomy have to be removed? And why does he have to be strapped down? And why is he crying like that? Haven't humans gotten on perfectly well for centuries with foreskins?

I don't want to get off on a rant here...oops, too late.  :P
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: punkdrew on August 15, 2008, 04:12:38 PM
I like milk and cheese.

And no one's going to take them from you, Kev. Now put down the gun and slide it towards the nice officers.
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: DirtDawg on August 15, 2008, 05:15:40 PM

I don't want to get off on a rant here...oops, too late.  :P

I don't mean to rant, either, pal.
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: Parts on August 15, 2008, 05:24:42 PM
Ranting here is better than in real life less consequences rant away.
Just don't expect us to read it all :laugh:
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: punkdrew on August 15, 2008, 05:27:49 PM
Ranting here is better than in real life less consequences rant away.
Just don't expect us to read it all :laugh:
JA! JA! YOU VILL READ EVERY VORD! UND ADMIT ZE HOLOCAUST VAS A DIRTY LIE!!!! I AM ZE WRITER! YOU ARE ZE AUDIENCE! I OUTRANK YOU!

Oops...guess I was channeling Franz Liebkind there for a minute. I'm better now.
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: Parts on August 15, 2008, 05:29:23 PM
Ranting here is better than in real life less consequences rant away.
Just don't expect us to read it all :laugh:
JA! JA! YOU VILL READ EVERY VORD! UND ADMIT ZE HOLOCAUST VAS A DIRTY LIE!!!! I AM ZE WRITER! YOU ARE ZE AUDIENCE! I OUTRANK YOU!

Oops...guess I was channeling Franz Liebkind there for a minute. I'm better now.
:lol:
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: DirtDawg on August 15, 2008, 05:33:09 PM
Ranting here is better than in real life less consequences rant away.
Just don't expect us to read it all :laugh:

Yep, it's probably a good thing that most of my posts go unread.

:D
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: Callaway on August 16, 2008, 12:29:58 AM
Ranting here is better than in real life less consequences rant away.
Just don't expect us to read it all :laugh:

Yep, it's probably a good thing that most of my posts go unread.

:D

Unanswered is not the same as unread.  I have read nearly all of your posts.
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: Al Swearegen on August 16, 2008, 01:39:16 AM
Same.
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: Leto729 on August 16, 2008, 10:38:09 AM
I like milk and cheese.

And no one's going to take them from you, Kev. Now put down the gun and slide it towards the nice officers.
I'll think about it.
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: The Member Formerly Known As Sophist on August 16, 2008, 02:12:06 PM
Milk does a body good. Unless they're allergic. Or they're a human drinking fluid designed for another animal's digestive system. Actually, come to think of it, milk sucks.

My wife has a mild lactose intolerance, and it runs in her family.  My brother in law has it really bad.

I always wondered what made severe lactose intolerance different. Since about 85% of the human population is unable to produce the enzyme beyond infancy/toddler years that breaks down lactose, so technically the vast majority of humans are lactose intolerant. But just wondering why some people are more sensitive and hence the ones usually labeled "lactose intolerant"...

One of those questions I ask myself on occasion but am always too lazy to go and look up.
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: The Member Formerly Known As Sophist on August 16, 2008, 02:16:59 PM
Ah, finally got off me ass and went and looked it up:

Quote from: Wiki
Lactose intolerance is the inability to metabolize lactose, a sugar found in milk and other dairy products, because the required enzyme lactase is absent in the intestinal system or its availability is lowered. Some people also mention pasteurized dairy products as a cause (raw milk contains small amounts of lactase). It is estimated that 75% of adults show some decrease in lactase activity during adulthood worldwide. The frequency of decreased lactase activity ranges from nearly 5% in northern Europe to more than 90% in some Asian and African countries.

So it sounds like it's just a matter of severity.
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: Callaway on August 16, 2008, 05:33:02 PM
Ah, finally got off me ass and went and looked it up:

Quote from: Wiki
Lactose intolerance is the inability to metabolize lactose, a sugar found in milk and other dairy products, because the required enzyme lactase is absent in the intestinal system or its availability is lowered. Some people also mention pasteurized dairy products as a cause (raw milk contains small amounts of lactase). It is estimated that 75% of adults show some decrease in lactase activity during adulthood worldwide. The frequency of decreased lactase activity ranges from nearly 5% in northern Europe to more than 90% in some Asian and African countries.

So it sounds like it's just a matter of severity.

I found this:

Quote from: http://digestive.niddk.nih.gov/ddiseases/pubs/lactoseintolerance/
What causes lactose intolerance?

Some causes of lactose intolerance are well known. Primary lactase deficiency is a condition that develops over time. After about age 2 the body begins to produce less lactase, though most people will not notice symptoms until they are much older.

Secondary lactase deficiency occurs when injury to the small intestine or certain digestive diseases reduce the amount of lactase a person produces. These diseases include celiac disease, inflammatory bowel disease, and Crohn’s disease.

Researchers have identified a genetic link for lactose intolerance. Some people are born with a likelihood of developing primary lactase deficiency because it has been passed to them genetically (inherited from their parents). This discovery may be useful in developing a diagnostic test to identify people with the condition.
 
Who is at risk for lactose intolerance?

Between 30 and 50 million Americans are lactose intolerant and certain ethnic and racial populations are more affected than others. Up to 80 percent of African Americans, 80 to 100 percent of American Indians, and 90 to 100 percent of Asian Americans are lactose intolerant. The condition is least common among people of northern European descent.

Babies that are born prematurely are also more likely to be lactose intolerant, because lactase levels do not increase until the third trimester of a woman’s pregnancy.

Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: TheoK on August 16, 2008, 05:35:35 PM
Isn't that racist propaganda?  :P I can drink a couple of liters of milk every day.  8)
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: Callaway on August 16, 2008, 05:46:11 PM
Isn't that racist propaganda?  :P I can drink a couple of liters of milk every day.  8)

What, that there are genetic differences in the production of lactase in adults?
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: TheoK on August 16, 2008, 05:50:34 PM
Isn't that racist propaganda?  :P I can drink a couple of liters of milk every day.  8)

What, that there are genetic differences in the production of lactase in adults?

That you claim that races exist. That wouldn't be tolerated in Europe, even if they know that about 7% of all White people cannot metabolise codein for instance. Political correctness before medical facts.
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: Parts on August 16, 2008, 05:53:52 PM
milk :glug:  I love it
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: TheoK on August 16, 2008, 05:54:25 PM
That's beacuse you're a real aryan.  8)
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: DirtDawg on August 16, 2008, 10:25:01 PM

so if i quit using mucous byproducts, i'm cure?
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: punkdrew on August 17, 2008, 03:55:41 AM

so if i quit using mucous byproducts, i'm cure?

Only one way to find out...
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: punkdrew on August 18, 2008, 12:57:40 AM
My mother was told by her OB/GYN that I was allergic to her breast milk. So she gave me formula (Simulac). Often wondered if that might've factored into my ADD d/x.

Issues much Wandrew?  :P
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: The Member Formerly Known As Sophist on August 20, 2008, 04:03:15 PM
My mother was told by her OB/GYN that I was allergic to her breast milk. So she gave me formula (Simulac). Often wondered if that might've factored into my ADD d/x.

Issues much Wandrew?  :P

Whoa, that's almost exactly what happened to me. I was having inner ear infections and doctor dxed me as allergic to milk-- more specifically breast milk. So I was quickly weaned and put on Simulac. I drink soy milk to this day.

Have you ever been tested for Selective IgA Deficiency? Just curious. Have been wondering whether there is a connection, particularly since IgA is supposed to be passed down in breast milk from mother to child. Have wondered whether mothers who have antibodies to IgA during the time of breast feeding might not cause such a chain of events as well as pass on Selective IgAD to the infant.
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: ozymandias on August 20, 2008, 04:17:40 PM
They'll take away my milk, butter, cheese and ice cream when they pry them from my cold, dead hands.  :grrr: :cheese: :pizza: :flo:  moo!   :zoinks:
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: McGiver on October 11, 2008, 07:38:52 PM
dammit.

this thread had a catchy title and everything.
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: The_Chosen_One on October 12, 2008, 03:26:04 AM
Of course there are races. This is a self evident fact.
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: punkdrew on October 12, 2008, 03:42:03 PM
My mother was told by her OB/GYN that I was allergic to her breast milk. So she gave me formula (Simulac). Often wondered if that might've factored into my ADD d/x.

Issues much Wandrew?  :P

Whoa, that's almost exactly what happened to me. I was having inner ear infections and doctor dxed me as allergic to milk-- more specifically breast milk. So I was quickly weaned and put on Simulac. I drink soy milk to this day.

Have you ever been tested for Selective IgA Deficiency? Just curious. Have been wondering whether there is a connection, particularly since IgA is supposed to be passed down in breast milk from mother to child. Have wondered whether mothers who have antibodies to IgA during the time of breast feeding might not cause such a chain of events as well as pass on Selective IgAD to the infant.

Missed this one the first time 'round.  Thanks, Sophist!  I will definitely check into that! :)
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: richard on November 20, 2008, 05:28:34 PM
where's calandale? :(
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: Lucifer on November 20, 2008, 05:32:31 PM
where's calandale? :(

up his own arse, same as usual.
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: richard on November 20, 2008, 06:52:11 PM
bah calandales a rare breed, i enjoyed him on the boards. i hope he comes back!
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: Frolic_Fun on November 21, 2008, 04:08:33 AM
I wouldn't mind messing around with the eejit again. Maybe he'll be t'willing sooner or later.
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: odeon on November 21, 2008, 03:37:18 PM
Not sure he can find his way out.
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: Lucifer on November 21, 2008, 03:44:08 PM
I wouldn't mind messing around with the eejit again. Maybe he'll be t'willing sooner or later.

"t'willing".  :laugh:
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: Frolic_Fun on November 22, 2008, 07:18:30 AM
Oh HELL DARN, do not
mock me! Just because
you're t'willing for rape
does not excuse you
from SUCH insolence.

Now, t'where is that cat?
Kitty needs a suckle from
my love nuggets. Hell.
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: Lucifer on November 22, 2008, 07:43:45 AM
Oh HELL DARN, do not
mock me! Just because
you're t'willing for rape
does not excuse you
from SUCH insolence.

Now, t'where is that cat?
Kitty needs a suckle from
my love nuggets. Hell.


nah - makes far too much sense.  :P
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: Callaway on November 22, 2008, 07:10:18 PM
Oh HELL DARN, do not
mock me! Just because
you're t'willing for rape
does not excuse you
from SUCH insolence.

Now, t'where is that cat?
Kitty needs a suckle from
my love nuggets. Hell.


 :lol:

 :plus:
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: Calandale on February 19, 2009, 10:38:38 PM
Oh HELL DARN, do not
mock me! Just because
you're t'willing for rape
does not excuse you
from SUCH insolence.

Now, t'where is that cat?
Kitty needs a suckle from
my love nuggets. Hell.


nah - makes far too much sense.  :P

And I was going to say the style was lacking.
Same thing, I suppose.

Pea's effort was classic - I was wondering what I was going on about. :G
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: Blasted on November 01, 2009, 08:20:24 AM
 :orly:
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: earthboundmisfit on November 01, 2009, 10:26:43 AM


Shleed has turned "taking the piss" into an art form.
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: P7PSP on November 01, 2009, 11:47:07 AM
He is damn good at it.
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: Blasted on March 17, 2010, 02:34:30 PM
Just copy Rage  :lol:
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: RageBeoulve on March 17, 2010, 02:37:24 PM
Just copy Rage  :lol:

Again. I am not impressed. Your comments seemed designed for more emotionally charged people, which is why I suggested you FUCK OFF and go somewhere else in the first place. It is obvious you just do not belong here.

Go to a site for fake personality disorders that excuse you from all life's responsibilities. Thats where YOU belong. By the way.. got a job yet?  :eyelash:
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: Blasted on March 17, 2010, 02:41:06 PM
Just copy Rage  :lol:

Again. I am not impressed. Your comments seemed designed for more emotionally charged people, which is why I suggested you FUCK OFF and go somewhere else in the first place. It is obvious you just do not belong here.

Go to a site for fake personality disorders that excuse you from all life's responsibilities. Thats where YOU belong. By the way.. got a job yet?  :eyelash:

I don't need one as I intend to further my education unlike you  :zoinks:
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: RageBeoulve on March 17, 2010, 02:44:53 PM
Just copy Rage  :lol:

Again. I am not impressed. Your comments seemed designed for more emotionally charged people, which is why I suggested you FUCK OFF and go somewhere else in the first place. It is obvious you just do not belong here.

Go to a site for fake personality disorders that excuse you from all life's responsibilities. Thats where YOU belong. By the way.. got a job yet?  :eyelash:

I don't need one as I intend to further my education unlike you  :zoinks:

I'm already in college. I'm also paying for it myself.

Who the fuck'd you dupe into paying for yours? Aso, what sorry son of a bitch are you inconveniencing for a place to stay THIS time?
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: Adam on March 17, 2010, 02:49:19 PM
she's moving in with me and my dog
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: RageBeoulve on March 17, 2010, 03:01:54 PM
she's moving in with me and my dog

Saintly of you to offer, soph. From what I know though, thats a mistake.

If you really must be such a good person, a little advice. Keep a lock on the liquor cabinet, and don't leave money laying around.
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: Scrapheap on March 17, 2010, 09:21:59 PM
she's moving in with me and my dog

Saintly of you to offer, soph. From what I know though, thats a mistake.

If you really must be such a good person, a little advice. Keep a lock on the liquor cabinet, and don't leave money laying around.

Rage, quit suggesting that Binty is an untrustworthy person!! I'm sure Binty moving in with Soph will work out fine! I'm sure they'll be quite happy together.   :angel:
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: Phlexor on March 17, 2010, 11:24:55 PM
she's moving in with me and my dog

Saintly of you to offer, soph. From what I know though, thats a mistake.

If you really must be such a good person, a little advice. Keep a lock on the liquor cabinet, and don't leave money laying around.

Rage, quit suggesting that Binty is an untrustworthy person!! I'm sure Binty moving in with Soph will work out fine! I'm sure they'll be quite happy together.   :angel:

That would be fucking awesome. It wouldn't take long for them to be at each others throats and then we'd all laugh.... more.
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: ProfessorFarnsworth on March 17, 2010, 11:29:50 PM
So wait, is this is a rumour or actually true? Did I miss something?

Anyway if so, best of luck to them, no need to think it'll necessarily not work out.
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: Blasted on March 18, 2010, 01:22:20 AM
Retards  :lol:
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: Alex179 on March 18, 2010, 01:31:25 AM
she's moving in with me and my dog
:orly:
Maybe she will let you watch her corrupt some young innocent college coeds.

If it isn't a joke:  That is very nice of you to do that Soph.   Kudos to you for taking a friend in during a time of need.
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: RageBeoulve on March 18, 2010, 03:39:33 PM
 :facepalm2: Oh jesus.
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: Parts on March 18, 2010, 04:43:21 PM
she's moving in with me and my dog

Will there be photos :eyebrows:
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: Blasted on March 18, 2010, 05:38:34 PM
I can send you a picture of me stealing alcohol from Soph's cupboard  :thumbup:
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: RageBeoulve on March 18, 2010, 05:47:40 PM
*stern look*
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: Blasted on March 18, 2010, 05:52:56 PM
*middle finger*
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: RageBeoulve on March 18, 2010, 05:55:14 PM
Didn't we just dance this dance, little girl? I didn't think you would come back for more. :facepalm2:
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: Blasted on March 18, 2010, 05:56:01 PM
Wtf?
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: RageBeoulve on March 18, 2010, 06:03:20 PM
Wtf indeed. I don't like your attitude. You were cool earlier, but now you're back to being a dumb kid again. And I don't want to hear its BPD. Thats a copout, and a dumb excuse.

Stop being a punk.
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: Blasted on March 18, 2010, 06:12:44 PM
 :lol:
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: RageBeoulve on March 18, 2010, 06:15:58 PM
:lol:

I'm glad you think thats funny. You're in for some hard times, Bint. Despite the fact that I don't like you, i'm not laughing.
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: punkdrew on March 18, 2010, 06:28:43 PM
Wtf indeed. I don't like your attitude. You were cool earlier, but now you're back to being a dumb kid again. And I don't want to hear its BPD. Thats a copout, and a dumb excuse.


I' ve been doing a little reading on BPD, Rage, and I really think there's something to it, esp. when teamed with OCD.  :GA:
Not saying it's an excuse, but perhaps an explanation.
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: ProfessorFarnsworth on March 18, 2010, 06:45:06 PM
 :autism:

^ You know, that simile isn't used a lot. Just thought I'd randomly mention that.

:autism: :autism: :autism: :autism: :autism: :autism: :autism: :autism: :autism: :autism: :autism: :autism: :autism: :autism: :autism: :autism: :autism: :autism: :autism: :autism: :autism: :autism: :autism: :autism: :autism: :autism: :autism: :autism: :autism: :autism:
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: RageBeoulve on March 18, 2010, 07:46:18 PM
Wtf indeed. I don't like your attitude. You were cool earlier, but now you're back to being a dumb kid again. And I don't want to hear its BPD. Thats a copout, and a dumb excuse.


I' ve been doing a little reading on BPD, Rage, and I really think there's something to it, esp. when teamed with OCD.  :GA:
Not saying it's an excuse, but perhaps an explanation.


It might be, but I know a couple of them irl dude. They can keep it under control if they really want to. It takes maturity.

Oh, one of the people I know? Its my Dad.
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: Blasted on March 19, 2010, 04:34:03 AM
Wtf indeed. I don't like your attitude. You were cool earlier, but now you're back to being a dumb kid again. And I don't want to hear its BPD. Thats a copout, and a dumb excuse.

Stop being a punk.

Just because you found me funny doesn't mean we're best friends now.  The world does not revolve around you, as much as you'd like to think it does.  So fuck you Rage  :zoinks:
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: Adam on March 19, 2010, 10:35:28 AM
Binturong has OCD?
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: Blasted on March 19, 2010, 10:43:04 AM
Not to my knowledge  :orly:
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: punkdrew on March 19, 2010, 10:51:42 AM
Wtf indeed. I don't like your attitude. You were cool earlier, but now you're back to being a dumb kid again. And I don't want to hear its BPD. Thats a copout, and a dumb excuse.


I' ve been doing a little reading on BPD, Rage, and I really think there's something to it, esp. when teamed with OCD.  :GA:
Not saying it's an excuse, but perhaps an explanation.


It might be, but I know a couple of them irl dude. They can keep it under control if they really want to. It takes maturity.

True that. It is hard to resist the temptation to twist things so that you never have to admit that you're wrong or that you made a mistake. You should hear some of the convoluted logic my MIL uses to explain why everything that happens to her is someone else's fault.
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: Blasted on March 19, 2010, 10:55:02 AM
It is hard to resist the temptation to twist things so that you never have to admit that you're wrong or that you made a mistake.

True.  However I prefer to think that I'm god's gift and that each of my actions influence others to an inmesurable degree  ::)
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: odeon on March 19, 2010, 11:55:06 AM
God's gift to whom?
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: Blasted on March 19, 2010, 11:57:59 AM
My fire touches everyone  :zoinks:
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: odeon on March 19, 2010, 11:59:41 AM
Oh. Awright. That's why I feel a little burned.
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: Blasted on March 19, 2010, 12:01:37 PM
My superpowers will soon fix that o-man  :thumbup:
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: odeon on March 19, 2010, 12:02:28 PM
My superpowers will soon fix that o-man  :thumbup:

I'd prefer money if that's all right with you.
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: Adam on March 19, 2010, 01:04:15 PM
today i bought a thermometre shaped like a garden fork.. i put it nextt to a picture of General Rokossovsky  :thumbup:
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: RageBeoulve on March 19, 2010, 02:30:32 PM
It is hard to resist the temptation to twist things so that you never have to admit that you're wrong or that you made a mistake.

True.  However I prefer to think that I'm god's gift and that each of my actions influence others to an inmesurable degree  ::)


I see the sarcasm Bint. Pretty clumsy attempt to insult me there, seeing that I AM gods gift compared to you. I'm older, and MUCH wiser. I can tell you're just a stubborn little bitch though, so that will have been my first and last attempt to offer you advice. You've got a rough life ahead of you.

Quote
Just because you found me funny doesn't mean we're best friends now.  The world does not revolve around you, as much as you'd like to think it does.  So fuck you Rage 

Oh no, I insist, fuck YOU. I couldn't even bring myself to think of you as a casual aqquaintance, much less my best friend. ::) I did try to offer a fellow human being the benifit of my experience though. You'll fucking EAT your words one day, because I know damn well i'm not the only one that says this kind of shit to you. Again, enjoy stumbling through your shitty ass life in the future. I tried to warn you.
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: Blasted on March 19, 2010, 02:34:29 PM
Ooh I'm so scared  :zoinks:  What you gonna do?  You can only just about reach my tits  :lol:
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: RageBeoulve on March 19, 2010, 02:36:08 PM
Ooh I'm so scared  :zoinks:  What you gonna do?  You can only just about reach my tits  :lol:

I'm not going to do a thing. You are.  :LOL:
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: odeon on March 19, 2010, 02:49:30 PM
Give it a rest, will you? Both of you. It's not doing any of you any good.
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: RageBeoulve on March 19, 2010, 02:54:39 PM
You're right dude. I've had anough poison anyway. Fuck you bint, i'm not gonna respond to you anymore.
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: Blasted on March 19, 2010, 03:08:05 PM
Short impotent arse :moon:
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: midlifeaspie on November 28, 2012, 04:41:47 PM
This has been very popular with the guest-bots lately.  They must like the word PUSSY
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: odeon on November 28, 2012, 04:43:47 PM
Must be a coincidence.
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: midlifeaspie on November 28, 2012, 04:46:09 PM
Must be a coincidence.

Must be.  Maybe they are all Bint  :M
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: "couldbecousin" on November 29, 2012, 09:50:39 AM
This has been very popular with the guest-bots lately.  They must like the word PUSSY

  Maybe more n00bs will join when they see how much foul language they are allowed to use here!   :orly:
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: odeon on December 01, 2012, 04:33:15 AM
This has been very popular with the guest-bots lately.  They must like the word PUSSY

  Maybe more n00bs will join when they see how much foul language they are allowed to use here!   :orly:

Even you are not innocent. :M
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: "couldbecousin" on December 01, 2012, 06:19:44 AM
  This place has definitely had a coarsening effect upon my manners.   :M
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: Calandale on March 23, 2013, 02:00:09 AM
Just copy Rage  :lol:

You ruined my lovely thread. :cbc:
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: Jack on March 23, 2013, 07:32:40 AM
The bots still seem to like it.
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: Calandale on March 23, 2013, 09:56:45 AM
I thought Porn was there to attract the users...now we know the real secret of what is looking at it all.
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: RageBeoulve on March 23, 2013, 10:08:22 AM
Just copy Rage  :lol:

You ruined my lovely thread. :cbc:
???
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: McGiver on April 04, 2013, 08:15:15 AM
I was searching: how to eat a pussy.
This Came up
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: RageBeoulve on April 04, 2013, 11:00:01 AM
Aspergers nudity cumshot
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: Calandale on April 11, 2013, 05:39:49 PM
I was searching: how to eat a pussy.
This Came up

Yeah. You didn't need this one.

I assume you do need advice on the other?
Title: Re: How to be a pussy
Post by: McGiver on April 11, 2013, 06:36:54 PM
I was searching: how to eat a pussy.
This Came up

Yeah. You didn't need this one.

I assume you do need advice on the other?
yes.  Would you boil, bake or fry feline?