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Re: How to be a pussy
« Reply #15 on: July 15, 2008, 09:30:08 AM »
Only pussies will not post. :lol:
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Re: How to be a pussy
« Reply #16 on: July 15, 2008, 10:01:37 AM »
Only pussies will not post. :lol:

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Re: How to be a pussy
« Reply #17 on: July 15, 2008, 01:04:36 PM »
Only pussies will not post. :lol:

 :agreed:

*tries to post, but can not, increases dietary fiber*
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Re: How to be a pussy
« Reply #18 on: July 28, 2008, 12:35:48 AM »
Don't take the brown fiber, Dawg.  :smarty:
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Re: How to be a pussy
« Reply #19 on: August 01, 2008, 06:51:42 AM »
Let's all be pussies. :orly:
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Re: How to be a pussy
« Reply #20 on: August 01, 2008, 10:20:59 AM »
Got pussy?

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Re: How to be a pussy
« Reply #21 on: August 05, 2008, 04:51:32 AM »
Here pussy pussy pussy... :kitten: :booty:
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Re: How to be a pussy
« Reply #22 on: August 05, 2008, 08:35:07 AM »
Let's all be pussies. :orly:


... and stop posting?


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Re: How to be a pussy
« Reply #23 on: August 05, 2008, 01:53:31 PM »
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Re: How to be a pussy
« Reply #24 on: August 05, 2008, 07:48:49 PM »
You are what you eat.
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Re: How to be a pussy
« Reply #25 on: August 06, 2008, 03:59:00 AM »
That makes me a chicken.  :chicken:
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Re: How to be a pussy
« Reply #26 on: August 06, 2008, 07:52:06 PM »
That makes me a chicken.  :chicken:

well, that makes me a turkey!  gobble gobble!

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Re: How to be a pussy
« Reply #27 on: August 06, 2008, 08:21:01 PM »
Funny, it makes me a bowl of rice.
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Re: How to be a pussy
« Reply #28 on: August 06, 2008, 09:25:40 PM »

'kay ...

I have fins and an amazingly prolific placenta.
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Re: How to be a pussy
« Reply #29 on: August 06, 2008, 10:31:02 PM »
That makes me a chicken.  :chicken:

well, that makes me a turkey!  gobble gobble!

I remember a WWII era Looney Tune in which a turkey was trying to escape from Porky Pig (who was dressed as pilgrim). When Daffy Duck gave away the turkey's hideout under threat of disembowelment, the camera cuts to a shot of the turkey in his hiding place, saying "Quisling." I remember how proud I was that I knew what that meant.

Watching Looney Tunes from that era is an education in itself: jokes that riff on the Hays Code, A cards, victory gardens, non compos mentis, etc.
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