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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1740 on: November 02, 2009, 05:26:18 PM »


How have you been lately? You seem slightly less spazzy than usual.  :autism:
Pretty good, actually.  I've felt less spazzy than usual lately, at least in the departments I'm usually spazziest in.  =)

"Brown water days"... hmm I don't remember ever having brown water come out of the spout.   That must suck.   How often does that normally happen where you live?
It hasn't happened at this apartment.  At my previous apartment it happened regularly- once every couple of months, bare minimum, I think.  The water was *always* kinda yellow, too, and I had to change my shower curtain every month (there were some MAJOR rust issues) but at least it didn't always come out brown.  Brown and chunky, even rarer- but it still happened MORE THAN ONCE.

...perhaps having had that experience is why I now actually do care about water quality?  Lol.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1741 on: November 02, 2009, 09:29:25 PM »

...perhaps having had that experience is why I now actually do care about water quality?  Lol.

Funny how that works, eh? :laugh:

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1742 on: November 02, 2009, 09:33:29 PM »
i hvant peed in 32 hours
do i get a kiss?

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1743 on: November 03, 2009, 06:07:33 AM »
i hvant peed in 32 hours
do i get a kiss?
I'd say you're more in need of a cup of cranberry juice.   :orly:
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1744 on: November 03, 2009, 06:10:45 AM »
i was tryin to break a record but my mum found out and shouted at me to go to the toilet :-[

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1745 on: November 03, 2009, 06:12:01 AM »
i was tryin to break a record but my mum found out and shouted at me to go to the toilet :-[
"Go pee now, or urine trouble?"
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1746 on: November 03, 2009, 06:25:12 AM »
 :facepalm2: lol

what country do u live in?
i always assumed u lived in the US where they have shit sports and don't play proper football
but you are up early if you do :zombiefuck:

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1747 on: November 03, 2009, 06:30:05 AM »
:facepalm2: lol

what country do u live in?
i always assumed u lived in the US where they have shit sports and don't play proper football
but you are up early if you do :zombiefuck:
I do, and I am up early, and I should sign off before I end up being late (like I always am of late, lol).  Been up since about 6:15.
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You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1748 on: November 03, 2009, 06:31:29 AM »
that's cool

the early bird catches in the bush, as they say

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1749 on: November 04, 2009, 08:15:21 AM »
that's cool

the early bird catches in the bush, as they say
Only if the early bush hasn't been properly trimmed.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1750 on: November 04, 2009, 12:57:05 PM »
...in the US where they have shit sports and don't play proper football


We have proper "football" here, we just call it by its god given name, Soccer.  :P :P :P :P :P

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1751 on: November 04, 2009, 01:18:37 PM »
real football is called "football"  :thumbup:

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1752 on: November 04, 2009, 03:27:08 PM »
real football is called "football"  :thumbup:

Right! that's what they play in the NFL! :smarty:

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1753 on: November 04, 2009, 03:48:34 PM »
real football is called "football"  :thumbup:
Actually football used to be a term that incorporated both soccer and rugby.   Rugby was thought to be a lower class form as it is more violent, and soccer is more finesse.  It was supposedly invented by the Chinese, and the English codified the rules much later.

I played futbol/soccer up until I was 15 competitively, it is fun to play... but really boring to watch on TV.   I prefer some violence with my sports:   hockey, american football, mixed martial arts, etc.    As a midfielder I remember having to cover 80% of the field, which was a lot of running at times.   While I could make soccer teams and do well, I was never big and fast enough to play American football on a school team (I played all sorts of sports recreationally though).    I am pretty damn strong, but football players here have a lot of crazy strength training exercises that they have to go through.   It is a lot more than just aerobics, where you have to build endurance.  There is plenty of speed in the NFL, and Bob Hayes started the trend of Olympic sprinters playing in the league.    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Hayes
:P   Internets are super serious.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1754 on: November 04, 2009, 05:05:04 PM »
real football is called "football"  :thumbup:

Right! that's what they play in the NFL! :smarty:

fuck the NFL 
all civilised countries call football, "football"   :zoinks: