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Interrogate PMS Elle!
« on: May 11, 2006, 06:01:24 PM »
Gimme your best shot!!!!

I reserve the right to misuse the term "plead the fifth" and say "I plead the fifth" in response to anything which I do not want to answer.? You can ASK anything, that does not guarantee an answer.? Oh and all your questions are immediately copyrighted to me, PMS Elle.? I can sic my lawyers on you to enforce this.? Oh and one more thing, "Plead The Fifth"TM PMS Elle.
« Last Edit: September 29, 2006, 06:03:47 PM by PMS Elle »
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Re: Ask PMS Elle Anything
« Reply #1 on: May 12, 2006, 09:47:57 AM »
Are you known in the UK as PMT Cosmo?
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Re: Ask PMS Elle Anything
« Reply #2 on: May 12, 2006, 02:25:39 PM »
What makes your cat a "fucking genius"?  :P

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Re: Ask PMS Elle Anything
« Reply #3 on: May 12, 2006, 07:32:43 PM »
Are you known in the UK as PMT Cosmo?

That is a horrible pun, bravo.? But I'm not even known in America as PMS Elle.? Only here with you wonderful people am I known as such.

What makes your cat a "fucking genius"?? :P

This is actually kind of funny.? My avatar shows Prozac with a toy he had several years ago; a toy lion which virbated when the tail was pulled.? I don't know how the hell Prozac actually figured this out, but eventually he did, and he would pull the tail of the lion to watch it virbate (holding the body down with his paw).? He later skinned the tail, the toy died as a result, and I haven't been able to find a toy like it since, which sucks, because it was a cool trick.? ((Obvisouly, I was able to catch him in the act and get a couple of shots of it, so at least I have proof that the cat could do this.))

I am by the way aware that this is not the collest cat trick either, but I'm pretty sure Prozac figured this one trick out without any training, which I did/do find cool.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Ask PMS Elle Anything
« Reply #4 on: May 12, 2006, 09:21:44 PM »
Do you have a landing strip, a jungle, or are you completely shaven?
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Re: Ask PMS Elle Anything
« Reply #5 on: May 13, 2006, 04:28:43 AM »
Do you daydream?
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Re: Ask PMS Elle Anything
« Reply #6 on: May 13, 2006, 06:08:35 AM »
If you met a person who looked like you, acted like you, thought like you, and remembered everything you did(up to a point recently), what would you say to each other and what would you do?
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Re: Ask PMS Elle Anything
« Reply #7 on: May 13, 2006, 08:20:31 AM »
If you woke up in bed naked, with a naked Nomaken beside you, what would your reaction be?
« Last Edit: May 13, 2006, 08:24:04 AM by PeterMacKenzie »
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Ask PMS Elle Anything
« Reply #8 on: May 13, 2006, 02:20:22 PM »
Do you have a landing strip, a jungle, or are you completely shaven?

It varies.

Do you daydream?
Yes, constantly.

If you woke up in bed naked, with a naked Nomaken beside you, what would your reaction be?

I'd stifle a scream, pull on some clothes, grab the phone, run outside the apartment, and call the police.

The cat would have to fend for himself until the cops showed up.
« Last Edit: March 24, 2008, 07:07:17 AM by JLPMS Elle »
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Ask PMS Elle Anything
« Reply #9 on: May 13, 2006, 02:42:36 PM »
If you walked in on your bf while he was making out with a naked Nomaken, what would you do?
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Ask PMS Elle Anything
« Reply #10 on: May 13, 2006, 02:44:52 PM »
If you walked in on your bf while he was making out with a naked Nomaken, what would you do?

Take my boyfriend to the hospital and have a tox screen run.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Ask PMS Elle Anything
« Reply #11 on: May 13, 2006, 02:48:13 PM »
When did you get in touch with your "inner bitch"?

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Re: Ask PMS Elle Anything
« Reply #12 on: May 13, 2006, 02:50:49 PM »
When did you get in touch with your "inner bitch"?

I don't have an inner bitch, I am a bitch with an inner human.  Honestly, I think I started thinking of myself as a bitch about three years ago as a positive thing, before that it had negative connotations for me.

I am, as a woman, far for in touch with that bitchy side as certain key times of the month.  (Guessing by my name, who'da thunk?)
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Ask PMS Elle Anything
« Reply #13 on: May 13, 2006, 02:53:52 PM »
When did you get in touch with your "inner bitch"?

I don't have an inner bitch, I am a bitch with an inner human.  Honestly, I think I started thinking of myself as a bitch about three years ago as a positive thing, before that it had negative connotations for me.

I am, as a woman, far for in touch with that bitchy side as certain key times of the month.  (Guessing by my name, who'da thunk?)

Actually, I meant when did you get in touch with your confidence?

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Re: Ask PMS Elle Anything
« Reply #14 on: May 13, 2006, 02:56:46 PM »
Actually, I meant when did you get in touch with your confidence?

Ah.  I'm not really in touch with my confidence at all (shh).  There are some things I know I can do, but a lot of things I can't that I wish I could.  However on a forum where I can reply and edit my replies in an asynchronous manner, it's a lot easier for me to seem, apparently, confident.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.