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Re: Ask PMS Elle Anything
« Reply #45 on: May 23, 2006, 04:57:02 PM »
My body is not for sale. Pms elle, could you please not choose me?
« Last Edit: May 23, 2006, 05:00:42 PM by fluorescent »
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Re: Ask PMS Elle Anything
« Reply #46 on: May 23, 2006, 05:03:20 PM »
So where did You get that signature at?
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Re: Ask PMS Elle Anything
« Reply #47 on: May 23, 2006, 05:15:52 PM »
If you had to shag either florescent or Nomaken, which would you chose and why?

I choose death.

How many times have you bitch slapped Peter?

Rather obviously, none.

My body is not for sale. Pms elle, could you please not choose me?

I didn't.

So where did You get that signature at?

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Re: Ask PMS Elle Anything
« Reply #48 on: May 23, 2006, 05:25:09 PM »
So this time, when you bitch slap me, should I spread my legs?   I am kidding k?  (I am also implieing there was a sexual time before that.)
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Re: Ask PMS Elle Anything
« Reply #49 on: May 23, 2006, 05:26:27 PM »
So this time, when you bitch slap me, should I spread my legs?? ?I am kidding k?? (I am also implieing there was a sexual time before that.)

I got the innuendo; though it was badly applied in pretty much every way.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Ask PMS Elle Anything
« Reply #50 on: May 23, 2006, 05:28:30 PM »
Was that funny, on a kidding basis only?
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Re: Ask PMS Elle Anything
« Reply #51 on: May 23, 2006, 05:28:52 PM »
Was that funny, on a kidding basis only?

No, it was sad, on an everything basis.
« Last Edit: May 23, 2006, 05:31:03 PM by PMS Elle »
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
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Re: Ask PMS Elle Anything
« Reply #52 on: May 23, 2006, 06:02:41 PM »
I agree it was sad, for me!!!!! How was it for you?
« Last Edit: May 23, 2006, 06:12:17 PM by fluorescent »
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Re: Ask PMS Elle Anything
« Reply #53 on: May 23, 2006, 06:06:47 PM »
Is your cat smarter than you?
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Re: Ask PMS Elle Anything
« Reply #54 on: May 23, 2006, 06:40:20 PM »
OK, enough bullshit I have two questions. Could we start from the begining, were you stop the shit?.?( I am more than willing to stop bsing with you) What is your favorite color?
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Re: Ask PMS Elle Anything
« Reply #55 on: May 23, 2006, 08:33:56 PM »
i admit that i ripped this off of omega female, but felt it need to be asked to many.

if the entire membership of Intensity were ship-wrecked on an island without sufficient food supplies, which member would you nominate to be eaten first and why? also, please state second and third choices and reasons why?

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isn't that an excellent question?
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Re: Ask PMS Elle Anything
« Reply #56 on: May 23, 2006, 08:58:54 PM »
i admit that i ripped this off of omega female, but felt it need to be asked to many.

if the entire membership of Intensity were ship-wrecked on an island without sufficient food supplies, which member would you nominate to be eaten first and why? also, please state second and third choices and reasons why?

and

isn't that an excellent question?

I'd volunteer to be eaten first if there was some way I could be killed humanely (perhaps some nice bloke could snap my neck for me.)  The reasoning behind this is very simple:  I would not do well at all on a desert island.  i'd be useless, panicky, and miserable.  Second and third choices would thus not be left up to me as I would be dead.

And yes it is an excellent question.

OK, enough bullshit I have two questions. Could we start from the begining, were you stop the shit?.?( I am more than willing to stop bsing with you) What is your favorite color?

It's teal, aqua, or some form of blue-green.  What does "were you stop the shit" mean?
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I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
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Re: Ask PMS Elle Anything
« Reply #57 on: May 23, 2006, 09:02:12 PM »
you'd probably be super duper bitchy, leaving us with no choice but to eat you, huh?

and the thagomizer would have to be second because he'd probably already be dead, since we'd have to do him in to get to you.
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Re: Ask PMS Elle Anything
« Reply #58 on: May 24, 2006, 10:46:13 AM »
What would you do for a klondike bar?

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Re: Ask PMS Elle Anything
« Reply #59 on: May 24, 2006, 11:32:48 AM »
What would you do for a klondike bar?

I'd bark like a cat!

you'd probably be super duper bitchy, leaving us with no choice but to eat you, huh?

and the thagomizer would have to be second because he'd probably already be dead, since we'd have to do him in to get to you.

Nah, if I was bitchy enough maybe he'd let you guys kill me.  Yes, I would do the noble thing and really piss him off so he'd live.  Either that or try to knock him out.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.