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Interrogate PMS Elle!
« on: May 11, 2006, 06:01:24 PM »
Gimme your best shot!!!!

I reserve the right to misuse the term "plead the fifth" and say "I plead the fifth" in response to anything which I do not want to answer.? You can ASK anything, that does not guarantee an answer.? Oh and all your questions are immediately copyrighted to me, PMS Elle.? I can sic my lawyers on you to enforce this.? Oh and one more thing, "Plead The Fifth"TM PMS Elle.
« Last Edit: September 29, 2006, 06:03:47 PM by PMS Elle »
dont we ALL do whatever pmselle tells us to?
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Scratch that, it's been contaminated.

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Re: Ask PMS Elle Anything
« Reply #1 on: May 12, 2006, 09:47:57 AM »
Are you known in the UK as PMT Cosmo?
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Re: Ask PMS Elle Anything
« Reply #2 on: May 12, 2006, 02:25:39 PM »
What makes your cat a "fucking genius"?  :P

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Re: Ask PMS Elle Anything
« Reply #3 on: May 12, 2006, 07:32:43 PM »
Are you known in the UK as PMT Cosmo?

That is a horrible pun, bravo.? But I'm not even known in America as PMS Elle.? Only here with you wonderful people am I known as such.

What makes your cat a "fucking genius"?? :P

This is actually kind of funny.? My avatar shows Prozac with a toy he had several years ago; a toy lion which virbated when the tail was pulled.? I don't know how the hell Prozac actually figured this out, but eventually he did, and he would pull the tail of the lion to watch it virbate (holding the body down with his paw).? He later skinned the tail, the toy died as a result, and I haven't been able to find a toy like it since, which sucks, because it was a cool trick.? ((Obvisouly, I was able to catch him in the act and get a couple of shots of it, so at least I have proof that the cat could do this.))

I am by the way aware that this is not the collest cat trick either, but I'm pretty sure Prozac figured this one trick out without any training, which I did/do find cool.
dont we ALL do whatever pmselle tells us to?
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Scratch that, it's been contaminated.

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Re: Ask PMS Elle Anything
« Reply #4 on: May 12, 2006, 09:21:44 PM »
Do you have a landing strip, a jungle, or are you completely shaven?
Why are you such a stupid asshole?
Would you really like to know?
Well pay your fee remove your clothes and Yvette will show you how
You went to school where you were taught to fear and to obey, be cheerful, fit in, or someone might think you're weird
Life can be perfect
People can be trusted
Someday, I will fall in love; a nice quiet home of my very own
Free from all the pain
Happy and having fun all the time
It never happened, did it?

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Re: Ask PMS Elle Anything
« Reply #5 on: May 13, 2006, 04:28:43 AM »
Do you daydream?
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Re: Ask PMS Elle Anything
« Reply #6 on: May 13, 2006, 06:08:35 AM »
If you met a person who looked like you, acted like you, thought like you, and remembered everything you did(up to a point recently), what would you say to each other and what would you do?
And as always, these are simply my worthless opinions.
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Re: Ask PMS Elle Anything
« Reply #7 on: May 13, 2006, 08:20:31 AM »
If you woke up in bed naked, with a naked Nomaken beside you, what would your reaction be?
« Last Edit: May 13, 2006, 08:24:04 AM by PeterMacKenzie »
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Re: Ask PMS Elle Anything
« Reply #8 on: May 13, 2006, 02:20:22 PM »
Do you have a landing strip, a jungle, or are you completely shaven?

It varies.

Do you daydream?
Yes, constantly.

If you woke up in bed naked, with a naked Nomaken beside you, what would your reaction be?

I'd stifle a scream, pull on some clothes, grab the phone, run outside the apartment, and call the police.

The cat would have to fend for himself until the cops showed up.
« Last Edit: March 24, 2008, 07:07:17 AM by JLPMS Elle »
dont we ALL do whatever pmselle tells us to?
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Scratch that, it's been contaminated.

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Re: Ask PMS Elle Anything
« Reply #9 on: May 13, 2006, 02:42:36 PM »
If you walked in on your bf while he was making out with a naked Nomaken, what would you do?
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Re: Ask PMS Elle Anything
« Reply #10 on: May 13, 2006, 02:44:52 PM »
If you walked in on your bf while he was making out with a naked Nomaken, what would you do?

Take my boyfriend to the hospital and have a tox screen run.
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Scratch that, it's been contaminated.

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Re: Ask PMS Elle Anything
« Reply #11 on: May 13, 2006, 02:48:13 PM »
When did you get in touch with your "inner bitch"?

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Re: Ask PMS Elle Anything
« Reply #12 on: May 13, 2006, 02:50:49 PM »
When did you get in touch with your "inner bitch"?

I don't have an inner bitch, I am a bitch with an inner human.  Honestly, I think I started thinking of myself as a bitch about three years ago as a positive thing, before that it had negative connotations for me.

I am, as a woman, far for in touch with that bitchy side as certain key times of the month.  (Guessing by my name, who'da thunk?)
dont we ALL do whatever pmselle tells us to?
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Scratch that, it's been contaminated.

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Re: Ask PMS Elle Anything
« Reply #13 on: May 13, 2006, 02:53:52 PM »
When did you get in touch with your "inner bitch"?

I don't have an inner bitch, I am a bitch with an inner human.  Honestly, I think I started thinking of myself as a bitch about three years ago as a positive thing, before that it had negative connotations for me.

I am, as a woman, far for in touch with that bitchy side as certain key times of the month.  (Guessing by my name, who'da thunk?)

Actually, I meant when did you get in touch with your confidence?

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Re: Ask PMS Elle Anything
« Reply #14 on: May 13, 2006, 02:56:46 PM »
Actually, I meant when did you get in touch with your confidence?

Ah.  I'm not really in touch with my confidence at all (shh).  There are some things I know I can do, but a lot of things I can't that I wish I could.  However on a forum where I can reply and edit my replies in an asynchronous manner, it's a lot easier for me to seem, apparently, confident.
dont we ALL do whatever pmselle tells us to?
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Scratch that, it's been contaminated.