Interrogate PMS Elle!

[Merry Widow]

what is the most scandalous thing that you ever read in the WP Mods' forum? 

[PMS Elle]

what is the most scandalous thing that you ever read in the WP Mods' forum??

I honestly don't even remember anything that juicy being discussed there.  Unless you condider constant stagnation and stalemate to be really sexy, the mod forum wasn't all that "scandalous."

[Nomaken]

Lie to us!

[PMS Elle]

Lie to us!

But I never lie!

[Nomaken]

Tell Creative Truths to us!

[PMS Elle]

OK, fine, a lie about what went on in the WP mod forum:

We intercepted a rather large cyber sex thread which involved a certain exponentially-monikered member of that (and this, under another name) forum and a certain WP web-site owner who refuses to come here though challenged.? Their discussions started off admittedly tasteful but by the end I wanted to keep all barnyard animals and writing utensils far away from both of them.? The mods overrode that certain web-site owner and removed the thread before very many other people saw it, or so we hoped.? It remains in the mod forum today, as far as I know; I suspect because the web site owner got off on knowing all us female mods could read it.

[McMorrison]

explain it to him later.  be real deep down honest in answering this next question.

Do you think that you and Thagomiser will grow old together?

[PMS Elle]

Technically, we age every day so we are already growing older together.  The quetsion is now how to operationally define old.  A child may define 20 and 24 as old, so in from that perspective, we have and are.

[Peter]

Technically, we age every day so we are already growing older together. The quetsion is now how to operationally define old. A child may define 20 and 24 as old, so in from that perspective, we have and are.

Do you think he'll still want you when your minge stinks like a dead moggy?

[PMS Elle]

Technically, we age every day so we are already growing older together. The quetsion is now how to operationally define old. A child may define 20 and 24 as old, so in from that perspective, we have and are.

Do you think he'll still want you when your minge stinks like a dead moggy?

If it happens, it probably won't be a very big probelms because his sense of smell isn't that bad.  Having said that, I'd invest in something to kill the odor if it got bad enough to bother me.

[Silk]

What is something illegal you would do if it ever became legal.

[PMS Elle]

What is something illegal you would do if it ever became legal.

Other than speeding and other commonly broken laws (and, might I add, I speed slowly and still get passed), I think I'd probably grafitti something.  I don't know what and I don't know in what way; maybe I'd get a gand of friends to go paint something on the back of a building you could see while taking the train.  Someone did this on the back of a building I passed when I took the train and I thouht it was awesome.

The only other thing I can think is to go into a 21+ karaoke bar, but I woudln't want to drink.  I'd just be there to sing in front of people so drunk they might think I can sing.   

[Peter]

What's your favourite sexual position?

What's the strangest object you've ever been penetrated by?

[PMS Elle]

What's your favourite sexual position?

What's the strangest object you've ever been penetrated by?

1.? Plead the fifth.

2.? Probably, some gynecologist's fingers.? A stranger's fingers or hand out-weird anything else for me.? Even weirder when the gynecologist is male and therefore required to have an audience in the room when he is inspecting me.? However, the weirdness of that beats the sheer physical pain of a speculum any day.

Is anyone going to ask anything other than sex questions of me?? Oh, the sad, sad state that is being an uninteresting female.

[Peter]

If you could chose between being stranded in northern Siberia or the Sahara, which would you chose and why?