Homosexuality and the Bible

[Lucifer]

i prefer to get them on "you're an abomination if you eat prawns" number.  pithy. 

[Alex179]

Well they don't technically waste their ovaries when having sex.   The whole wasting of the male seed is God's problem with gay male sex, masturbation, and anything outside marriage really.   God is all about procreation, especially so the Israelis can have enough young men to throw at the surrounding Muslim nations.

[Lucifer]

Well they don't technically waste their ovaries when having sex. 

says who?  mine feel fucking wasted afterwards, and if they don't, i want to know why.

[Vortex_13]

They don't need those numbers.They got the nukes if things go bad for them.

[Alex179]

They don't need those numbers.They got the nukes if things go bad for them.

Yay for France giving Israel the best nuclear plant technology lol... most people think it was the US lololol.

[willow]

They don't need those numbers.They got the nukes if things go bad for them.

you mean the GAWD BOMBS ?

[Vortex_13]

Well they don't technically waste their ovaries when having sex. 

says who?  mine feel fucking wasted afterwards, and if they don't, i want to know why.

I doubt too many fundamentalists are making there wives feel too "wasted" after sex.I mean we're talking missionary position only,no foreplay.

[Alex179]

Well they don't technically waste their ovaries when having sex. 

says who?  mine feel fucking wasted afterwards, and if they don't, i want to know why.

Well if they technically still can be impregnated, then they really aren't wasted in God's view.   Anyways you aren't a Jew living in those times.   It wasn't decided until well after Jesus's death to even spread Christianity to the Gentiles.

[Vortex_13]

They leave out woman on woman because they used to not allow women to read period.   Why write to an audience you are forbidding to read?    It makes it easier to oppress them that way.

I love how the religious fanatics like to pretend that GOD wrote their bible...and not MAN.

A but see that's the beaty of my argument. I'm speaking from the LITERAL text.So when some fundamentalist is swpouting about gays it's the perfect time to bust out the lesbian argument. And if they try to say it's implied you can just say "Now this is divinely inspired so you're supposed to read it literally. So lesbians must be fine with God.Right?"

and what happens, then? when you slap that trout in their face?

They usually change the subject about how they wish they could help you just accept Jesus and be saved.Fundamentalists aren't very good at explaining the contradictionjs in there beliefs.

[Lucifer]

Well they don't technically waste their ovaries when having sex. 

says who?  mine feel fucking wasted afterwards, and if they don't, i want to know why.

I doubt too many fundamentalists are making there wives feel too "wasted" after sex.I mean we're talking missionary position only,no foreplay.

you obviously don't know the missionaries i know...

anyway, how d'you know?  you've done a survey, or something, have you?  cor - perv those melons, boy!

Well if they technically still can be impregnated, then they really aren't wasted in God's view.   Anyways you aren't a Jew living in those times.   It wasn't decided until well after Jesus's death to even spread Christianity to the Gentiles.

how do you know?

[Alex179]

how do you know?

Because these aren't the times of the Old Testament...  You aren't living in Isreal 4 thousand or so odd years ago right now.   I do not know if you are genetically a Jew or not though.

[Vortex_13]

Well they don't technically waste their ovaries when having sex. 

says who?  mine feel fucking wasted afterwards, and if they don't, i want to know why.

I doubt too many fundamentalists are making there wives feel too "wasted" after sex.I mean we're talking missionary position only,no foreplay.

I'm only going by what there church preaches. If they are behaving within the guidelines of there church then they are doing missionary only and only for the purposes of procreation. Of course I'm not going to even pretend that anyone but the hard core believers are doing that but still....

you obviously don't know the missionaries i know...

anyway, how d'you know?  you've done a survey, or something, have you?  cor - perv those melons, boy!

Well if they technically still can be impregnated, then they really aren't wasted in God's view.   Anyways you aren't a Jew living in those times.   It wasn't decided until well after Jesus's death to even spread Christianity to the Gentiles.

how do you know?

[Scrapheap]

This Vortex guy might just turn me into a born-again christian!! 

[Vortex_13]

This Vortex guy might just turn me into a born-again christian!! 

I know,right. If you just follow the bible literally you too can have multiple wives who have lesbian orgies while you watch....

[Lucifer]

how do you know?

Because these aren't the times of the Old Testament...  You aren't living in Isreal 4 thousand or so odd years ago right now.   I do not know if you are genetically a Jew or not though.

how do you know?

 

anyway, there's no such thing as a genetic jew.