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Offline Vortex_13

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Homosexuality and the Bible
« on: June 30, 2007, 12:04:17 AM »
I know that the bible is pretty hardcore on male homosexuals what with the stoning and all. But if you  actually read the verses that deal with the punishments for gays it is conspicuously silent on lesbians. so the next time you are talking with a fundamentalist you can just say "But the Lord loves him some girl on girl action" :evillaugh:
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Re: Homosexuality and the Bible
« Reply #1 on: June 30, 2007, 12:12:24 AM »
I know that the bible is pretty hardcore on male homosexuals what with the stoning and all. But if you  actually read the verses that deal with the punishments for gays it is conspicuously silent on lesbians. so the next time you are talking with a fundamentalist you can just say "But the Lord loves him some girl on girl action" :evillaugh:


I have read the bible cover to cover...so I will agree with you. funny how all the buttfucking is MADWRONG.....but no one ever says anything about girl love.

it could be because they just thought women were so goddamned inferior, that they didn't merit a mention...but I prefer your option...they just liked girl on girl action.

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Re: Homosexuality and the Bible
« Reply #2 on: June 30, 2007, 12:14:11 AM »
i :heart: Leviticus - makes me crack up every time.

:LMAO:

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Re: Homosexuality and the Bible
« Reply #3 on: June 30, 2007, 12:16:03 AM »
i :heart: Leviticus - makes me crack up every time.

:LMAO:


shut up, witch...and go hide your dirty bleeding. :P

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Re: Homosexuality and the Bible
« Reply #4 on: June 30, 2007, 12:16:40 AM »
They leave out woman on woman because they used to not allow women to read period.   Why write to an audience you are forbidding to read?    It makes it easier to oppress them that way.
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Re: Homosexuality and the Bible
« Reply #5 on: June 30, 2007, 12:17:13 AM »
I just have this vision of Moses talking to god on Mt. Sinai.
God:" And if a man lie with a man he shall be put to death!"
Moses: "Ok.So what about two women who have sex? Shouldn't we kill them too?"
God: "What the hell are you,Moses, some kind of fag? That shit's HOT!"
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Re: Homosexuality and the Bible
« Reply #6 on: June 30, 2007, 12:19:31 AM »
They leave out woman on woman because they used to not allow women to read period.   Why write to an audience you are forbidding to read?    It makes it easier to oppress them that way.

I'm of the opinion that since men were allowed multiple wives that no man would ever outlaw two women together.
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Re: Homosexuality and the Bible
« Reply #7 on: June 30, 2007, 12:19:39 AM »
They leave out woman on woman because they used to not allow women to read period.   Why write to an audience you are forbidding to read?    It makes it easier to oppress them that way.

I love how the religious fanatics like to pretend that GOD wrote their bible...and not MAN.

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Re: Homosexuality and the Bible
« Reply #8 on: June 30, 2007, 12:20:12 AM »
I just have this vision of Moses talking to god on Mt. Sinai.
God:" And if a man lie with a man he shall be put to death!"
Moses: "Ok.So what about two women who have sex? Shouldn't we kill them too?"
God: "What the hell are you,Moses, some kind of fag? That shit's HOT!"

 :plus:

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Re: Homosexuality and the Bible
« Reply #9 on: June 30, 2007, 12:21:00 AM »
i :heart: Leviticus - makes me crack up every time.

:LMAO:


shut up, witch...and go hide your dirty bleeding. :P

shan't.  i save it for potions, anyway.   :eyebrows:

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Re: Homosexuality and the Bible
« Reply #10 on: June 30, 2007, 12:21:40 AM »
I just have this vision of Moses talking to god on Mt. Sinai.
God:" And if a man lie with a man he shall be put to death!"
Moses: "Ok.So what about two women who have sex? Shouldn't we kill them too?"
God: "What the hell are you,Moses, some kind of fag? That shit's HOT!"

 :plus:

 :laugh:   :plus:

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Re: Homosexuality and the Bible
« Reply #11 on: June 30, 2007, 12:23:41 AM »
i :heart: Leviticus - makes me crack up every time.

:LMAO:


shut up, witch...and go hide your dirty bleeding. :P

shan't.  i save it for potions, anyway.   :eyebrows:


and I thought I was the only one.  :angel:

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Re: Homosexuality and the Bible
« Reply #12 on: June 30, 2007, 12:24:39 AM »
;)

nah - i know a couple of us, at least...   :eyebrows:

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Re: Homosexuality and the Bible
« Reply #13 on: June 30, 2007, 12:25:52 AM »
They leave out woman on woman because they used to not allow women to read period.   Why write to an audience you are forbidding to read?    It makes it easier to oppress them that way.

I love how the religious fanatics like to pretend that GOD wrote their bible...and not MAN.


A but see that's the beaty of my argument. I'm speaking from the LITERAL text.So when some fundamentalist is swpouting about gays it's the perfect time to bust out the lesbian argument. And if they try to say it's implied you can just say "Now this is divinely inspired so you're supposed to read it literally. So lesbians must be fine with God.Right?"
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Re: Homosexuality and the Bible
« Reply #14 on: June 30, 2007, 12:27:19 AM »
They leave out woman on woman because they used to not allow women to read period.   Why write to an audience you are forbidding to read?    It makes it easier to oppress them that way.

I love how the religious fanatics like to pretend that GOD wrote their bible...and not MAN.


A but see that's the beaty of my argument. I'm speaking from the LITERAL text.So when some fundamentalist is swpouting about gays it's the perfect time to bust out the lesbian argument. And if they try to say it's implied you can just say "Now this is divinely inspired so you're supposed to read it literally. So lesbians must be fine with God.Right?"


and what happens, then? when you slap that trout in their face?