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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18645 on: June 09, 2011, 05:24:51 AM »
It is supposed to be very hot and humid again today :thumbdn:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18646 on: June 09, 2011, 05:26:45 AM »
Fucking ticks everywhere this year. :zombiefuck:

I read this as "fucking tits everywhere this year" and couldn't see what the bitch was about.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18647 on: June 09, 2011, 05:33:19 AM »
Headache coming up.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18648 on: June 09, 2011, 05:36:20 AM »
Shitty weather.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18649 on: June 09, 2011, 05:41:58 AM »
Max just grabbed a mouthful of cat food and ran out of the kitchen trailing it everywhere
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18650 on: June 09, 2011, 09:25:41 AM »
Fucking ticks everywhere this year. :zombiefuck:

I read this as "fucking tits everywhere this year" and couldn't see what the bitch was about.

Hopefully the bitch is a 36C.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18651 on: June 09, 2011, 09:36:13 AM »
Max just grabbed a mouthful of cat food and ran out of the kitchen trailing it everywhere
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18652 on: June 09, 2011, 11:37:08 AM »
Max just grabbed a mouthful of cat food and ran out of the kitchen trailing it everywhere

Have you recently read the Hans and Grethel story to him?
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18653 on: June 09, 2011, 12:19:01 PM »
I have a headache.  >:(
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18654 on: June 09, 2011, 01:23:06 PM »
Stepped wrong at work and irritated my knee.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18655 on: June 09, 2011, 02:56:07 PM »
My TV provider is going to stop 'delivering' CNN, some others but also.. BBC2. BBC2 too? Yeah, I know I still have analogue cable TV now but this sucks (a bit) for it means I'll be forced to switch to digital TV and have to pay more in order to still be able to see my beloved BBC2.

Okay, upside is when I will switch to digital I can choose to get BBC3, 4 and have other channels also.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18656 on: June 09, 2011, 05:31:19 PM »
Fucking ticks everywhere this year. :zombiefuck:

Who is fucking the ticks?  Is it a perv from here with an ultra small penis?  Can you tell us?  Ooh, I want to know so badly.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18657 on: June 09, 2011, 05:35:08 PM »
My TV provider is going to stop 'delivering' CNN, some others but also.. BBC2. BBC2 too? Yeah, I know I still have analogue cable TV now but this sucks (a bit) for it means I'll be forced to switch to digital TV and have to pay more in order to still be able to see my beloved BBC2.

Okay, upside is when I will switch to digital I can choose to get BBC3, 4 and have other channels also.



It's an aggravation of immense proportions that I can't get any BBC programs on the internet here directly. We don't have the cable tier that gives us BBC America (too much $ for us).  I have to wait until the shows hit Hulu.  Must say I'm enjoying Doc Martin.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18658 on: June 10, 2011, 01:18:04 AM »
My fan heater is broken :bigcry:

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18659 on: June 10, 2011, 01:21:51 AM »
And now it's running :dunno: