The fact that there's a highway to hell and only a stairway to heaven says a lot about anticipated traffic numbers.
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Two carloads of teens came speeding down the road last night yelling at each other and stopped in front of the house to scream obscenities at each other before speeding off waking up the entire nieghborhood
14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
ORANGEIt hurts.
Quote from: hykeaswell on May 31, 2011, 05:26:27 AMORANGEIt hurts. I understand my high school colors were orange and black. Everything was painted orange there I have only recently began to be able to look at it again with out cringing
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
Quote from: parts on May 31, 2011, 05:46:36 AMQuote from: hykeaswell on May 31, 2011, 05:26:27 AMORANGEIt hurts. I understand my high school colors were orange and black. Everything was painted orange there I have only recently began to be able to look at it again with out cringing I hope this helps:
My bananas are already all gone!
Quote from: couldbecousin on May 31, 2011, 08:15:38 AM My bananas are already all gone! And you want my patients to give you their bananas?
Quote from: Semicolon on May 31, 2011, 08:45:13 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on May 31, 2011, 08:15:38 AM My bananas are already all gone! And you want my patients to give you their bananas? You have patients? Have I missed something here?
