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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #15405 on: November 07, 2010, 04:53:26 PM »
My attention span sucks.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #15406 on: November 07, 2010, 04:55:13 PM »
Sorry, you were saying...?
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #15407 on: November 07, 2010, 05:07:50 PM »
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #15408 on: November 07, 2010, 05:09:48 PM »
this is what you get , this is what you get, this is what you get, when you MESS WITH US!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #15409 on: November 07, 2010, 05:11:56 PM »
Quote from: HOLYfuckingSHITdude! on November 07, 2010, 05:09:48 PM
this is what you get , this is what you get, this is what you get, when you MESS WITH US!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #15410 on: November 07, 2010, 05:13:35 PM »
Dammit, why do I have so much  crap  to get rid of?!    :angrydance:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #15411 on: November 07, 2010, 05:15:36 PM »
Really? You have to stop your car and block everyone else in line to comment on me pulling over to the right, where I was supposed to go seeing as i was recycling and not dumping, including calling me an asshole. Recycling to the right! Filling up the dump, bankrupting the County and, destroying the Earth to the left. Stupid rednecks! I HATE THIS PLACE!!!!!
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #15412 on: November 07, 2010, 05:16:46 PM »
Quote from: Trigger11 on November 07, 2010, 05:15:36 PM
Really? You have to stop your car and block everyone else in line to comment on me pulling over to the right, where I was supposed to go seeing as i was recycling and not dumping, including calling me an asshole. Recycling to the right! Filling up the dump, bankrupting the County and, destroying the Earth to the left. Stupid rednecks! I HATE THIS PLACE!!!!!

You could have filed charges against the guy who called you an asshole!   :orly:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #15413 on: November 07, 2010, 05:20:25 PM »
I went to go see the rabbits at the farm today and they're in the new part of the barn with the chickens. I'm allergic to birds. So after snuggling with the fattest, lovliest grey snugglebug of a bunny, I left and had a big allergy attack. Swollen eyes, runny nose, general miserableness. But the bunny was soooo cute!!!! :laugh:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #15414 on: November 07, 2010, 05:23:15 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on November 07, 2010, 05:16:46 PM
Quote from: Trigger11 on November 07, 2010, 05:15:36 PM
Really? You have to stop your car and block everyone else in line to comment on me pulling over to the right, where I was supposed to go seeing as i was recycling and not dumping, including calling me an asshole. Recycling to the right! Filling up the dump, bankrupting the County and, destroying the Earth to the left. Stupid rednecks! I HATE THIS PLACE!!!!!

You could have filed charges against the guy who called you an asshole!   :orly:

Except I slipped up and said, albeit under my tongue, that he was a fuckhead. I don't think I have ever said fuckhead in my life. That is how messed up I am now. I can't even curse properly my mind is trying so hard not to.
« Last Edit: November 07, 2010, 05:51:13 PM by Trigger11 »
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Suicide would waste me
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Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #15415 on: November 07, 2010, 05:46:41 PM »
Quote from: Trigger11 on November 07, 2010, 05:23:15 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on November 07, 2010, 05:16:46 PM
Quote from: Trigger11 on November 07, 2010, 05:15:36 PM
Really? You have to stop your car and block everyone else in line to comment on me pulling over to the right, where I was supposed to go seeing as i was recycling and not dumping, including calling me an asshole. Recycling to the right! Filling up the dump, bankrupting the County and, destroying the Earth to the left. Stupid rednecks! I HATE THIS PLACE!!!!!

You could have filed charges against the guy who called you an asshole!   :orly:

Except I slipped up and said, albeit under my tongue, that he was a fuckhead. I don't think O have ever said fuckhead in my life. That is how messed up I am now. I can't even curse properly my mind is trying so hard not to.

Trig: I've called people fuckheads before. Same impact as any other insult.

What you need is a copy of Gene Simmons' 'Asshole' on your car stereo for just such an emergency.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #15416 on: November 07, 2010, 05:46:53 PM »
Quote from: Celticgoddess on November 07, 2010, 05:20:25 PM
I went to go see the rabbits at the farm today and they're in the new part of the barn with the chickens. I'm allergic to birds. So after snuggling with the fattest, lovliest grey snugglebug of a bunny, I left and had a big allergy attack. Swollen eyes, runny nose, general miserableness. But the bunny was soooo cute!!!! :laugh:

Awww, I'll bet it was worth the allergy attack.  :bunny: :heart:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #15417 on: November 07, 2010, 05:48:59 PM »
Getting dust and lint in my nose as I clean!  :zoinks:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #15418 on: November 07, 2010, 05:54:13 PM »
Quote from: Steve-O on November 07, 2010, 05:46:41 PM
Quote from: Trigger11 on November 07, 2010, 05:23:15 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on November 07, 2010, 05:16:46 PM
Quote from: Trigger11 on November 07, 2010, 05:15:36 PM
Really? You have to stop your car and block everyone else in line to comment on me pulling over to the right, where I was supposed to go seeing as i was recycling and not dumping, including calling me an asshole. Recycling to the right! Filling up the dump, bankrupting the County and, destroying the Earth to the left. Stupid rednecks! I HATE THIS PLACE!!!!!

You could have filed charges against the guy who called you an asshole!   :orly:

Except I slipped up and said, albeit under my tongue, that he was a fuckhead. I don't think I have ever said fuckhead in my life. That is how messed up I am now. I can't even curse properly my mind is trying so hard not to.

Trig: I've called people fuckheads before. Same impact as any other insult.

What you need is a copy of Gene Simmons' 'Asshole' on your car stereo for just such an emergency.

Sadly, I was going to say shithead, but my mind said, "Watch out and don't curse!" So I replaced shit with fuck, because that isn't cursing, right?
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Suicide would waste me
Homicide would break me
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Oh, is life as bad as dreams
I guess that's just the way it seems

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #15419 on: November 07, 2010, 06:54:31 PM »
Quote from: Trigger11 on November 07, 2010, 05:54:13 PM
Quote from: Steve-O on November 07, 2010, 05:46:41 PM
Quote from: Trigger11 on November 07, 2010, 05:23:15 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on November 07, 2010, 05:16:46 PM
Quote from: Trigger11 on November 07, 2010, 05:15:36 PM
Really? You have to stop your car and block everyone else in line to comment on me pulling over to the right, where I was supposed to go seeing as i was recycling and not dumping, including calling me an asshole. Recycling to the right! Filling up the dump, bankrupting the County and, destroying the Earth to the left. Stupid rednecks! I HATE THIS PLACE!!!!!

You could have filed charges against the guy who called you an asshole!   :orly:

Except I slipped up and said, albeit under my tongue, that he was a fuckhead. I don't think I have ever said fuckhead in my life. That is how messed up I am now. I can't even curse properly my mind is trying so hard not to.

Trig: I've called people fuckheads before. Same impact as any other insult.

What you need is a copy of Gene Simmons' 'Asshole' on your car stereo for just such an emergency.

Sadly, I was going to say shithead, but my mind said, "Watch out and don't curse!" So I replaced shit with fuck, because that isn't cursing, right?

Of course not!!
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