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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #13590 on: July 22, 2010, 03:41:52 PM »
I'm not sure she knows either. :laugh:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #13591 on: July 22, 2010, 04:03:20 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on July 22, 2010, 03:35:20 PM
Quote from: DirtDawg on July 22, 2010, 03:33:52 PM

Why are we talking about Israel?

Those guys do not care about making nice. Hell, they really have no reason to, in the rality of the situation they have to deal with.  Israel is truly Intense, replete with non-disclosure agreements, Mossad, Black Ops, Assassins, Old World (exponentially advanced over "old shool") thinking.  They will kill each other for not being intense enough. They will kill their brothers for not killing their cousins who fucked up.

These are warriors to the very Grandmothers of the citizenship.



Milla just thought she might like to move there. I don't really know why.  :laugh:

I am sure that Milla could learn to be an assassin, but only to her own detriment. She is just too sweet and caring, underneath that hard exterior to carry out an order to do harm.  She may just have to remain as an assassin of all those hopeful hearts training their expectant eyes her way.  (She IS quite hawt, ya know.)
« Last Edit: July 22, 2010, 04:05:00 PM by DirtDawg »
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #13592 on: July 22, 2010, 04:05:00 PM »
I doubt Milla would be a successful assassin, but maybe there are other career options in Israel for a 27-yo spaz?
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #13593 on: July 22, 2010, 04:07:33 PM »
Got to go play taxi again :thumbdn:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #13594 on: July 22, 2010, 04:08:27 PM »
She would go there for the heat and become distracted by all there is to do, if you do not have to spend all your energy NOT being Brit.

(The assassin thing was used as a writer's vessel, Odeon.    :asthing:)
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #13595 on: July 22, 2010, 04:10:40 PM »
Quote from: DirtDawg on July 22, 2010, 04:08:27 PM
She would go there for the heat and become distracted by all there is to do, if you do not have to spend all your energy NOT being Brit.

(The assassin thing was used as a writer's vessel, Odeon.    :asthing:)

I sort of figured it was. :asthing:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #13596 on: July 22, 2010, 04:13:55 PM »
Quote from: odeon on July 22, 2010, 04:05:00 PM
I doubt Milla would be a successful assassin, but maybe there are other career options in Israel for a 27-yo spaz?

If she gets healthy, she might make a success of it.  :viking:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #13597 on: July 22, 2010, 06:22:05 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on July 22, 2010, 04:13:55 PM
Quote from: odeon on July 22, 2010, 04:05:00 PM
I doubt Milla would be a successful assassin, but maybe there are other career options in Israel for a 27-yo spaz?

If she gets healthy, she might make a success of it.  :viking:

What makes you think that she is not healthy, aside from a "cold"  or something?
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #13598 on: July 22, 2010, 07:13:01 PM »
I want summer to be over and I want all these kids who aren't mine, to stop knocking at my door and hanging out in my yard all day. You get tired and send them home and they're back in a half and hour.  :zombiefuck: My brain is fried.

Don't they make some kind of spray for this...some sort of repellent maybe?  Maybe if I started putting them all to work weeding.  :chin:

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #13599 on: July 22, 2010, 07:14:14 PM »
Quote from: DirtDawg on July 22, 2010, 06:22:05 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on July 22, 2010, 04:13:55 PM
Quote from: odeon on July 22, 2010, 04:05:00 PM
I doubt Milla would be a successful assassin, but maybe there are other career options in Israel for a 27-yo spaz?

If she gets healthy, she might make a success of it.  :viking:

What makes you think that she is not healthy, aside from a "cold"  or something?

http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php/topic,14246.0.html
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #13600 on: July 22, 2010, 07:31:37 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on July 22, 2010, 07:14:14 PM
Quote from: DirtDawg on July 22, 2010, 06:22:05 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on July 22, 2010, 04:13:55 PM
Quote from: odeon on July 22, 2010, 04:05:00 PM
I doubt Milla would be a successful assassin, but maybe there are other career options in Israel for a 27-yo spaz?

If she gets healthy, she might make a success of it.  :viking:

What makes you think that she is not healthy, aside from a "cold"  or something?

http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php/topic,14246.0.html

OK, I had not read page one.

I hate it when our "friends"  are not doing well.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #13601 on: July 22, 2010, 07:36:48 PM »
Quote from: DirtDawg on July 22, 2010, 07:31:37 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on July 22, 2010, 07:14:14 PM
Quote from: DirtDawg on July 22, 2010, 06:22:05 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on July 22, 2010, 04:13:55 PM
Quote from: odeon on July 22, 2010, 04:05:00 PM
I doubt Milla would be a successful assassin, but maybe there are other career options in Israel for a 27-yo spaz?

If she gets healthy, she might make a success of it.  :viking:

What makes you think that she is not healthy, aside from a "cold"  or something?

http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php/topic,14246.0.html

OK, I had not read page one.

I hate it when our "friends"  are not doing well.

Yeah, I feel helpless, beyond saying my usual "Go to the doctor!"  :(
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #13602 on: July 22, 2010, 07:41:47 PM »


Helpless, indeed.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #13603 on: July 22, 2010, 07:52:56 PM »
I now have the Good Morning America theme tune stuck in my head.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #13604 on: July 22, 2010, 08:06:36 PM »
Oh this phone I have sucks, I have literally BRICKED the device and now having to go through all this crap just to restore it back to its factory settings, I'm so MAD, I might aswell use the yo-ho sledgehammer to smash it to pieces.

MICROSOFT is to blame for this! All their products are dodgy, all their products fail, yes microsoft, I think your a bitch about topic for today!! :grrr:
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