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« Reply #10350 on: October 20, 2009, 10:49:46 AM »
I still can't find my glasses. ::)

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« Reply #10351 on: October 20, 2009, 10:53:04 AM »
Have they taken Tamiflu yet?

I looked up the NHS policy on Tamiflu, and their website says that they offer it to anyone with a confirmed case of it, plus children under the age of 5 are considered an at-risk category, but I don't generally have much to do with my sister, and I don't know whether or not they've taken it.

Has their case been confirmed?

I really do hope they get better soon  :-\



Oyster = thing in the sea that makes pearls

Paddington = a bear from a brit tv show that was quite popular over here.

Fixed. :laugh:

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« Reply #10352 on: October 20, 2009, 11:13:21 AM »
This is how an Oyster card looks like btw:



I need to get a new one cause my 18+ one expired so I can only do top ups as opposed to a travel card, which is ridiculously expensive  :grrr:  £1.60 one way on the tube and £1 for the bus  :thumbdn:

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« Reply #10353 on: October 20, 2009, 11:27:15 AM »


My fucking oyster ran out and have no way of getting home from paddington. Fuck it


I was thinking an "oyster" could be some kind of sex toy and "getting home from paddington" could be a euphemism for getting off.


E.G.:  I will be taking a trip downtown later, and will likely be getting home from paddington soon after. I may bring my oyster, as it makes the journey a bit easier.

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« Reply #10354 on: October 20, 2009, 11:29:10 AM »
Pahahahaha

That;s fucking hilarious  :green:

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« Reply #10355 on: October 20, 2009, 11:46:12 AM »


My fucking oyster ran out and have no way of getting home from paddington. Fuck it


I was thinking an "oyster" could be some kind of sex toy and "getting home from paddington" could be a euphemism for getting off.


E.G.:  I will be taking a trip downtown later, and will likely be getting home from paddington soon after. I may bring my oyster, as it makes the journey a bit easier.

I am soooo going to use that at some random moment. :laugh:

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« Reply #10356 on: October 20, 2009, 12:38:35 PM »
Still itchy.  >:(
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« Reply #10357 on: October 20, 2009, 02:54:44 PM »
effing women fucking with my head :hitler:

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« Reply #10358 on: October 20, 2009, 03:41:08 PM »
another thing i just remember that i forgot to post yesterday

my fucking shirt shrunk in the wash first time i washed it!!!!! :hitler:

it also died my brothers underpants pink (the shirt was a sort of dark red)

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« Reply #10359 on: October 20, 2009, 04:50:22 PM »
another thing i just remember that i forgot to post yesterday

my fucking shirt shrunk in the wash first time i washed it!!!!! :hitler:

it also died my brothers underpants pink (the shirt was a sort of dark red)


The first wash is always the worst.

pink under wear :laugh:
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« Reply #10360 on: October 20, 2009, 05:02:38 PM »
I just exfoliated my eyes by mistake  :thumbdn:

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« Reply #10361 on: October 20, 2009, 05:34:40 PM »
I just exfoliated my eyes by mistake  :thumbdn:
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« Reply #10362 on: October 20, 2009, 05:35:55 PM »
My cleansing wipes are in a similar packet as my exfoliating wipes and I reached for the wrong one to wipe my make-up off  >:(

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« Reply #10363 on: October 20, 2009, 05:37:51 PM »
what are exfoliating wipes

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« Reply #10364 on: October 20, 2009, 05:41:01 PM »


Exfoliating is basically getting rid of dead skin cells