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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #9480 on: August 10, 2009, 02:11:07 AM »
God how embarrassing, I buy a backpack, looks all fine, rather neutral colors and everything, but I look at a slogan printed small on it and it's tag, and realize it's a women's backpack when I got home. Worse of all, I didn't keep the receipt for it either.  :facepalm2:

Go ahead and laugh at my stupidity lol, I find it both embarrassing and humorous at the same time. :laugh:

Rip the tag off and texta over the slogan. As long as no other cunt knows, then you are laughing. Unless you can find a cousin or sister to palm it off on....

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #9481 on: August 10, 2009, 09:00:41 AM »
Fucking rain and thunderstorm lasted for more than 12 hours!  :thumbdn:

Maybe the old robin died in the thunderstorm. I just see the juvenile birds.  :-\

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« Reply #9482 on: August 10, 2009, 09:01:25 AM »
Fucking rain and thunderstorm lasted for more than 12 hours!  :thumbdn:

Maybe the old robin died in the thunderstorm. I just see the juvenile birds.  :-\
I like lightning and thunder.

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« Reply #9483 on: August 10, 2009, 03:20:14 PM »
But "my" robin, who has been around for at least 8 years, might be dead thanks to the thunderstorm.

New bitching: I couldn't resist the temptation of firing another green flash device, though it was completely dark, so I scraped my knee against the cliff.  :grrr:

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« Reply #9484 on: August 10, 2009, 03:26:18 PM »
But "my" robin, who has been around for at least 8 years, might be dead thanks to the thunderstorm.

I hope that is not the case

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #9485 on: August 10, 2009, 03:38:04 PM »
It's fuckin' hot in line!!!
Crazy, I'm halfway to crazy
Suicide would waste me
Homicide would break me
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Oh, is life as bad as dreams
I guess that's just the way it seems

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #9486 on: August 10, 2009, 08:42:48 PM »
God how embarrassing, I buy a backpack, looks all fine, rather neutral colors and everything, but I look at a slogan printed small on it and it's tag, and realize it's a women's backpack when I got home. Worse of all, I didn't keep the receipt for it either.  :facepalm2:

Go ahead and laugh at my stupidity lol, I find it both embarrassing and humorous at the same time. :laugh:

If it is schoolbag size, or it's one of those 20-litre daypacks, no harm done: go over the logo with permanent marker like TCO says, and no one will suspect a thing. If, however, you are talking about an 80-litre camping rucksack, they are designed differently for men and women as to where the support straps are positioned on your torso. If it's not right, take it back and get the right one.

I myself have nothing to bitch about at the moment. ;D

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« Reply #9487 on: August 10, 2009, 08:46:58 PM »
God how embarrassing, I buy a backpack, looks all fine, rather neutral colors and everything, but I look at a slogan printed small on it and it's tag, and realize it's a women's backpack when I got home. Worse of all, I didn't keep the receipt for it either.  :facepalm2:

Go ahead and laugh at my stupidity lol, I find it both embarrassing and humorous at the same time. :laugh:

If it is schoolbag size, or it's one of those 20-litre daypacks, no harm done: go over the logo with permanent marker like TCO says, and no one will suspect a thing. If, however, you are talking about an 80-litre camping rucksack, they are designed differently for men and women as to where the support straps are positioned on your torso. If it's not right, take it back and get the right one.
Or consider titty implants.  :zoinks:

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #9488 on: August 10, 2009, 10:54:27 PM »
I only roller skate about once every 5 years now, so I have huge frickin' blisters on both my feet from over two hours of circling the roller rink with Robot Chicken. Well worth it though, but I am limping they hurt so bad. :headbang2:
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Suicide would waste me
Homicide would break me
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #9489 on: August 11, 2009, 03:51:19 AM »
I have some questionnaires to fill out for my research class - all of us have to do them. Right at the start of the questionnaires, there are two boxes to tick. One is if I or anyone in my family has an ASD, and the other is if I or anyone in my family has ADHD. I have both and so will probably skew the results for our class, there are 15 of us.  :-\

Strange that this should come up in my first tutorial for the semester.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #9490 on: August 11, 2009, 10:58:15 AM »
Sick and tired of my eye probs. :grrr:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #9491 on: August 11, 2009, 06:18:40 PM »
My headphones just fucking broke and now only one earbud works  :grrr:

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #9492 on: August 11, 2009, 06:34:51 PM »
Dry eyes and I don't do eye drops
"Eat it up.  Wear it out.  Make it do or do without." 

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #9493 on: August 12, 2009, 01:45:56 AM »
My neck hurts and so do my teeth (bruxism).  :grrr:

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #9494 on: August 12, 2009, 03:58:17 AM »
my dad has some freak in his room and i wanna make some fucking popcorn

i just dont wanna have my dad explain why his 33 yr old live in son is making popcorn at 3 in the morning

feix ma spellan. ai nide halp. coz i caent duet.