Just one quick bitch ...

[Phlexor]

I fucking hate waking up not of my own free will.

too right, and it happens practically every night with the fucking neighbours.   

still, they should be gone soon...

Yay that they should be gone soon! 

tomorrow, the stupid cow claimed, this morning.  i can't fucking wait - yesterday, they got into my garden, smashed a load of plants (including my apricot tree) in order to get into my nice neighbour's garden and nick his bike.  fuckers - i've held off from doing anything witchy to them, but that was the last straw.   

When we had shitty neighbours I would be up all night keeping watch while everyone else slept. You need a vicious guard dog, one that eats people.

[Callaway]

I'm sick today.

  /sends witchypants potions. 

Still sick, and now with one fully dilated pupil. Bloody eye exam.

we're crap at the mo, aren't we?    from what the doctor said this morning, i may need surgery, ffs.   

Surgery?

Will you be OK?

[duncvis]

fucking shop shut early. I wanted a beer.

[Lucifer]

I'm sick today.

  /sends witchypants potions. 

Still sick, and now with one fully dilated pupil. Bloody eye exam.

we're crap at the mo, aren't we?    from what the doctor said this morning, i may need surgery, ffs.   

Surgery?

Will you be OK?

oh it's only for hernias.  but they'll probably do keyhole surgery, cos there are two, and the recuperation time is at least a week, if not two, and i haven't anyone to do the things i won't be able to do while i'm recovering, etc.

yuck, basically. 

[Parts]

went to no existent appointment today

[Lucifer]

really fucking angry about the asboids next door, when i think of all the support and resources they're getting/using up, when i get fuck all.

AND the mouse i'm using is fucking shite, but as i had a tantrum with the decent one (cos it wouldn't work properly, even after nearly an hour of cleaning, taking to bits, etc.) and threw it against a wall (now several bits of mouse), i don't have much choice.

O Man, recommend me a mouse, please?    just a normal one, i don't need a flash (i.e. expensive) job.

[odeon]

really fucking angry about the asboids next door, when i think of all the support and resources they're getting/using up, when i get fuck all.

AND the mouse i'm using is fucking shite, but as i had a tantrum with the decent one (cos it wouldn't work properly, even after nearly an hour of cleaning, taking to bits, etc.) and threw it against a wall (now several bits of mouse), i don't have much choice.

O Man, recommend me a mouse, please?    just a normal one, i don't need a flash (i.e. expensive) job.

Get a Microsoft or Logitech laser mouse. If you get a corded one it won't cost you much. You do need to try one in your hand first, though, because tastes (and hand sizes differ).

Knowing that you have long fingers, try a Microsoft mouse. They are often slightly larger than the Logitech ones.

[Lucifer]

really fucking angry about the asboids next door, when i think of all the support and resources they're getting/using up, when i get fuck all.

AND the mouse i'm using is fucking shite, but as i had a tantrum with the decent one (cos it wouldn't work properly, even after nearly an hour of cleaning, taking to bits, etc.) and threw it against a wall (now several bits of mouse), i don't have much choice.

O Man, recommend me a mouse, please?    just a normal one, i don't need a flash (i.e. expensive) job.

Get a Microsoft or Logitech laser mouse. If you get a corded one it won't cost you much. You do need to try one in your hand first, though, because tastes (and hand sizes differ).

Knowing that you have long fingers, try a Microsoft mouse. They are often slightly larger than the Logitech ones.

ta!

but how on earth do you know i have long fingers...?

/sniggers

[Parts]

really fucking angry about the asboids next door, when i think of all the support and resources they're getting/using up, when i get fuck all.

AND the mouse i'm using is fucking shite, but as i had a tantrum with the decent one (cos it wouldn't work properly, even after nearly an hour of cleaning, taking to bits, etc.) and threw it against a wall (now several bits of mouse), i don't have much choice.

O Man, recommend me a mouse, please?    just a normal one, i don't need a flash (i.e. expensive) job.

Do they drive? If so toss some nails under their cars daily

[Lucifer]

does this one sound about right?

[Lucifer]

really fucking angry about the asboids next door, when i think of all the support and resources they're getting/using up, when i get fuck all.

AND the mouse i'm using is fucking shite, but as i had a tantrum with the decent one (cos it wouldn't work properly, even after nearly an hour of cleaning, taking to bits, etc.) and threw it against a wall (now several bits of mouse), i don't have much choice.

O Man, recommend me a mouse, please?    just a normal one, i don't need a flash (i.e. expensive) job.

Do they drive? If so toss some nails under their cars daily

sadly no.  but i had already thought of that. 

[Parts]

Wendies for dinner

[odeon]

really fucking angry about the asboids next door, when i think of all the support and resources they're getting/using up, when i get fuck all.

AND the mouse i'm using is fucking shite, but as i had a tantrum with the decent one (cos it wouldn't work properly, even after nearly an hour of cleaning, taking to bits, etc.) and threw it against a wall (now several bits of mouse), i don't have much choice.

O Man, recommend me a mouse, please?    just a normal one, i don't need a flash (i.e. expensive) job.

Get a Microsoft or Logitech laser mouse. If you get a corded one it won't cost you much. You do need to try one in your hand first, though, because tastes (and hand sizes differ).

Knowing that you have long fingers, try a Microsoft mouse. They are often slightly larger than the Logitech ones.

ta!

but how on earth do you know i have long fingers...?

/sniggers

Lucky guess.

[odeon]

does this one sound about right?

It should work.

[Phlexor]

really fucking angry about the asboids next door, when i think of all the support and resources they're getting/using up, when i get fuck all.

AND the mouse i'm using is fucking shite, but as i had a tantrum with the decent one (cos it wouldn't work properly, even after nearly an hour of cleaning, taking to bits, etc.) and threw it against a wall (now several bits of mouse), i don't have much choice.

O Man, recommend me a mouse, please?    just a normal one, i don't need a flash (i.e. expensive) job.

Get a Microsoft or Logitech laser mouse. If you get a corded one it won't cost you much. You do need to try one in your hand first, though, because tastes (and hand sizes differ).

Knowing that you have long fingers, try a Microsoft mouse. They are often slightly larger than the Logitech ones.

For long fingers, get a friggin Razer mouse. I have short fingers and my Razer shits me to bits. Looks damn nice though