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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #6810 on: September 23, 2008, 03:26:34 PM »
Quote from: Lucifer on September 23, 2008, 02:26:58 PM
Quote from: odeon on September 23, 2008, 01:44:46 PM
My eyes are very itchy and irritated.

eyebright solution/tea.  failing that, witchhazel, although you'll need to dilute it a bit.

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Dilute it a bit?

A BIT?
Good lord witchy, the sap from the WH growing in my yard leaves wrinkled burny places on most peoples' skin if they touch it raw. Probably should dilute it more than a bit, don't you think?


... or are you jokingly understating the facts.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #6811 on: September 24, 2008, 09:35:40 AM »
My nose is all red and sore from blowing it too much  >:(
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #6812 on: September 24, 2008, 10:30:09 AM »
Ramen.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #6813 on: September 24, 2008, 11:03:03 AM »
Quote from: The Go-Getter on September 24, 2008, 09:35:40 AM
My nose is all red and sore from blowing it too much  >:(

me too.  fucking colds.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #6814 on: September 24, 2008, 02:48:12 PM »
Think I am getting the cold everyone else seems to be getting over thought I dodged it >:(
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #6815 on: September 29, 2008, 06:02:42 AM »
Comcast email is being a BITCH.
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I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #6816 on: September 29, 2008, 08:24:21 AM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on September 29, 2008, 06:02:42 AM
Comcast email is being a BITCH.

But it's your bitch slap it in to line :dominatrix:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #6817 on: September 29, 2008, 10:40:27 AM »
God damn mother fucking rubber anti vibration screws for fucking PC case fans coupled with not nearly enough room to install them in the front of my fucking PC case. Had to drill bigger holes and now my fucking finger hurt like a mother fucker because of all the dicking around in tight places.

 >:( :finger: :grrr: :gwah: :insane:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #6818 on: September 30, 2008, 02:56:35 AM »
I have to give a 3 minute talk on Sustainability on Thursday. I think I will be ok but three minutes is a long time when I have to talk for all of it.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #6819 on: September 30, 2008, 07:42:55 AM »
Good luck. I hated giving speeches in class. Practice on GA or somebody first.  :)
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #6820 on: September 30, 2008, 07:45:24 AM »
WOMEN!!!!! :grrr:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #6821 on: September 30, 2008, 07:52:32 AM »
Quote from: Pyraxis on September 30, 2008, 07:42:55 AM
Good luck. I hated giving speeches in class. Practice on GA or somebody first.  :)
Yes, that is a good idea. He said he can't promise to pay attention, he is not a big fan of speeches.

Teachers have told us that we have to give a lot more speeches, this is only the start. Noooooo!


I wonder what happened to Vodzy?
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #6822 on: September 30, 2008, 07:59:35 AM »
Woman, that's what. Should never have tried where I could only fail, I'm just as much to blame.
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This brain could do with some more dimethyltryptamine.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #6823 on: September 30, 2008, 08:17:02 AM »
Quote from: Vodzy Van Dort on September 30, 2008, 07:59:35 AM
Woman, that's what. Should never have tried where I could only fail, I'm just as much to blame.

Vodzy, it is better to have the slobber slapped out of you and remember the feel of her ass than to never have felt her ass.

Don't give up! Find a woman who wants to rub her ass against you.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #6824 on: September 30, 2008, 08:20:12 AM »
lol- member's choice for that one.
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
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Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.
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