Just one quick bitch ...

[Lucifer]

look, we do all the work so you can at least grant us that much.

pffffft!  in your dreams, sunshine.  i'm afraid "lie back and think of england" (or sweden, or bloody finland, or wherever it bloody is) went out with crinolines.

anyway, some people have certain little foibles which are somewhat demanding, i'd say.

(so bollocks, mainly).   

[Lucifer]

why the fuck is it that blokes always want to roll over, fart and fucking snore after sex?  oh, don't tell me about oxytocin, blah, blah, blah.  what about a little bit of conversation, hmmm?   

I must be quite bloke like after sex- I generally want to kick them out so I can have the bed to myself again. 

bloody good point - i'll bear that in mind.

(hear that?)

[odeon]

You should be happy to know that when I slept, I had a dream about England. You were in Poland.

[Lucifer]

You should be happy to know that when I slept, I had a dream about England. You were in Poland.

don't try to be clever.  it doesn't suit you.

besides, you could be dreaming about chasing rabbits - you twitch enough. 

[purposefulinsanity]

Am I going to have to spank you two and send you to your (separate) rooms?

[odeon]

You should be happy to know that when I slept, I had a dream about England. You were in Poland.

don't try to be clever.  it doesn't suit you.

besides, you could be dreaming about chasing rabbits - you twitch enough. 

That rabbit was all out of batteries. Energizer bunny it wasn't.

[Lucifer]

You should be happy to know that when I slept, I had a dream about England. You were in Poland.

don't try to be clever.  it doesn't suit you.

besides, you could be dreaming about chasing rabbits - you twitch enough. 

That rabbit was all out of batteries. Energizer bunny it wasn't.

hardly surprising - i have to have something to sort me out.  i mean, it's not as though there's anyone else who can, in the vicinity.

[odeon]

Am I going to have to spank you two and send you to your (separate) rooms?

Actual physical contact? Cool!

[odeon]

You should be happy to know that when I slept, I had a dream about England. You were in Poland.

don't try to be clever.  it doesn't suit you.

besides, you could be dreaming about chasing rabbits - you twitch enough. 

That rabbit was all out of batteries. Energizer bunny it wasn't.

hardly surprising - i have to have something to sort me out.  i mean, it's not as though there's anyone else who can, in the vicinity.

You were in Poland, dear. I dreamt of England. I came.

[Lucifer]

Am I going to have to spank you two and send you to your (separate) rooms?

Actual physical contact? Cool!

and whose fault is that?

You should be happy to know that when I slept, I had a dream about England. You were in Poland.

don't try to be clever.  it doesn't suit you.

besides, you could be dreaming about chasing rabbits - you twitch enough. 

That rabbit was all out of batteries. Energizer bunny it wasn't.

hardly surprising - i have to have something to sort me out.  i mean, it's not as though there's anyone else who can, in the vicinity.

You were in Poland, dear. I dreamt of England. I came.

oooh, well done!  did you write it in your diary?  i should - not as though it happens very often.

[odeon]

Am I going to have to spank you two and send you to your (separate) rooms?

Actual physical contact? Cool!

and whose fault is that?

You were in Poland, remember?

You should be happy to know that when I slept, I had a dream about England. You were in Poland.

don't try to be clever.  it doesn't suit you.

besides, you could be dreaming about chasing rabbits - you twitch enough. 

That rabbit was all out of batteries. Energizer bunny it wasn't.

hardly surprising - i have to have something to sort me out.  i mean, it's not as though there's anyone else who can, in the vicinity.

You were in Poland, dear. I dreamt of England. I came.

oooh, well done!  did you write it in your diary?  i should - not as though it happens very often.

I know, you're hardly literate. Try one word at a time. Rather like fucking, now that I think of it. Just as fast, too.

[Lucifer]

Am I going to have to spank you two and send you to your (separate) rooms?

yes please.  may as well get SOME pleasure out of the evening. 

[purposefulinsanity]

I don't think I've had anywhere near enough alcohol to enjoy this. 



Just joking you two carry on

[Lucifer]

Am I going to have to spank you two and send you to your (separate) rooms?

Actual physical contact? Cool!

and whose fault is that?

You were in Poland, remember?

take your fucking meds, delusional boy.

You should be happy to know that when I slept, I had a dream about England. You were in Poland.

don't try to be clever.  it doesn't suit you.

besides, you could be dreaming about chasing rabbits - you twitch enough. 

That rabbit was all out of batteries. Energizer bunny it wasn't.

hardly surprising - i have to have something to sort me out.  i mean, it's not as though there's anyone else who can, in the vicinity.

You were in Poland, dear. I dreamt of England. I came.

oooh, well done!  did you write it in your diary?  i should - not as though it happens very often.

I know, you're hardly literate. Try one word at a time. Rather like fucking, now that I think of it. Just as fast, too.

second thoughts, don't take any more meds.  you're starting to sound like flo.  complete gibberish.

(arsewipe).

[odeon]

Am I going to have to spank you two and send you to your (separate) rooms?

yes please.  may as well get SOME pleasure out of the evening. 

but you'll bore poor PI to death? that's OK?