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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #660 on: May 06, 2007, 10:34:11 PM »
Of course, since I know that everything that you say is
a lie, I'll be waiting for a PM of them.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #661 on: May 07, 2007, 06:16:06 AM »
Of course, since I know that everything that you say is
a lie, I'll be waiting for a PM of them.
a classic example of posting in the mirror.
Misunderstood.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #662 on: May 07, 2007, 12:22:51 PM »
Nice catch.
You'll never self-actualize the subconscious canopy of stardust with that attitude.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #663 on: May 07, 2007, 12:26:13 PM »
Nice catch.
eh, i'm here for the sport.

that was a catch and release.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #664 on: May 07, 2007, 12:36:48 PM »
I'm so hungry I'm fucking nauseated.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #665 on: May 07, 2007, 12:41:58 PM »
*gives that comment a wide berth*
You'll never self-actualize the subconscious canopy of stardust with that attitude.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #666 on: May 07, 2007, 12:52:15 PM »
Yeah; I left myself open for bad puns there.

I haven't been like this in awhile; I really need to lose weight (gained some in San Fransisco- perhaps 4 lbs or so) and it just WON'T come OFF.  I've been adjusting and cutting stuff out like mad, and hopefully this is a signal that it'll work.  I'm still eating healthy, but the meds I'm on basically give me Prader-Willi syndrome, so I'm basically hungry to some degree or another all the time regardless of how well I've eaten.  It sucks.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #667 on: May 07, 2007, 10:55:51 PM »

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #668 on: May 08, 2007, 12:34:45 AM »
Now who's being boring?
You'll never self-actualize the subconscious canopy of stardust with that attitude.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #669 on: May 08, 2007, 12:36:42 AM »
BUT, I don't think that I've lied.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #670 on: May 08, 2007, 12:48:59 AM »
Nice catch.

I'm easy to catch.

easy to catch, but are you easy to keep
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #671 on: May 08, 2007, 12:53:17 AM »
Judging by what he's said elsewhere, yes.
You'll never self-actualize the subconscious canopy of stardust with that attitude.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #672 on: May 08, 2007, 12:56:42 AM »
Caught in another damned lie.

Ok, I'm NOT easy to catch.
But, I should be. Just most
people aren't able to - though
it would seem that my desperation
should make me easy.

But, I wanna be easy (sometimes)
if that's any help. Once someone
shows me that they need me, I
am pretty much their's, if I was
ever interested.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #673 on: May 10, 2007, 03:27:30 PM »
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Nonverbal bitch.
You'll never self-actualize the subconscious canopy of stardust with that attitude.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #674 on: May 10, 2007, 05:39:05 PM »
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