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Re: Beards
« Reply #60 on: August 12, 2011, 11:28:51 PM »
Some of you guys have seen a picture of me with the old bearded man look. So no need to comment.

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Re: Beards
« Reply #61 on: August 13, 2011, 02:23:20 AM »
Need to shave off mine. Can't have it when I'm working.

Corporate policy?  Seems kind of barbaric.  I had to deal with a no facial hair policy back when I worked at DisneyWorld in college.

It's frowned upon but it's not forbidden. It's just that I usually look like a bum when I have a beard.

 So they made a speshul policy just for you?  :autism:

Because I *am* speshul. ;D
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Re: Beards
« Reply #62 on: August 13, 2011, 10:31:05 PM »
Picture from moments ago and no beard. Much better and younger looking. Also a rare treat as I don't have my sunglasses or hat on. Only people I sleep with get to see that!!!

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Re: Beards
« Reply #63 on: August 14, 2011, 01:09:50 AM »
Picture from moments ago and no beard. Much better and younger looking. Also a rare treat as I don't have my sunglasses or hat on. Only people I sleep with get to see that!!!



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Re: Beards
« Reply #64 on: September 20, 2011, 03:34:02 PM »
Saw a guest viewing this and reminded me to update.  I got fed up and shaved it off 2 weeks ago.  Kept triggering sensory stuff, and I don't do change well.

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Re: Beards
« Reply #65 on: September 20, 2011, 03:52:44 PM »
If i were a man i would grow one in the winter,  long enough
to go around my neck in case i lost my scarf :tard:

do beards grow at the same rate as hair?
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Re: Beards
« Reply #66 on: September 20, 2011, 03:59:00 PM »
If i were a man i would grow one in the winter,  long enough
to go around my neck in case i lost my scarf :tard:

do beards grow at the same rate as hair?

It seems that mine grows faster

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Re: Beards
« Reply #67 on: September 20, 2011, 05:49:33 PM »
Mine seems faster also.  Still have mine it can be annoying but I am getting used to it and winter is coming.
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Re: Beards
« Reply #68 on: September 20, 2011, 06:37:02 PM »
Plucked my one beard hair just yesterday.

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Re: Beards
« Reply #69 on: September 20, 2011, 06:43:00 PM »
Facial hair only seems to grow on my neck and on my sideburns. And sparsely.

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Re: Beards
« Reply #70 on: September 20, 2011, 08:09:49 PM »


American troops keep themselves clean shaven to ensure a good seal when wearing a gasmask.

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Re: Beards
« Reply #71 on: September 20, 2011, 08:49:55 PM »
Alexander the great first made shaving popular by ordering his troops shave to avoid beard grabbing in combat.

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Re: Beards
« Reply #72 on: September 20, 2011, 08:54:34 PM »
My older brother is 41 and cant grow a beard. He is my half-brother, and the other part of him is mostly native american. He says that is why but I think he is just a pussy.

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Re: Beards
« Reply #73 on: September 20, 2011, 09:18:09 PM »


I usually have a goatee, sometimes a beard. Mostly out of laziness.

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Re: Beards
« Reply #74 on: September 20, 2011, 11:22:51 PM »
The last beard I had was 1983. Once I shaved that off I never wanted another. The last time I had a mustache was 1997.