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Re: Beards
« Reply #75 on: September 21, 2011, 01:28:47 AM »
Quote from: earthboundmisfit on September 20, 2011, 09:18:09 PM


I usually have a goatee, sometimes a beard. Mostly out of laziness.

Someone here coined the name "talking cunt" for a goatee  :autism:
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Re: Beards
« Reply #76 on: September 21, 2011, 01:47:24 AM »
I don't really want a beard but I can't be bothered to shave, either. What to do, what to do... :GA:
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Re: Beards
« Reply #77 on: September 21, 2011, 02:23:02 AM »
Quote from: odeon on September 21, 2011, 01:47:24 AM
I don't really want a beard but I can't be bothered to shave, either. What to do, what to do... :GA:

Permanent hair removal?  :idea:

Takes some time, but then you'll never have to bother about it again.













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Re: Beards
« Reply #78 on: September 21, 2011, 02:26:28 AM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on September 21, 2011, 01:28:47 AM
Quote from: earthboundmisfit on September 20, 2011, 09:18:09 PM


I usually have a goatee, sometimes a beard. Mostly out of laziness.

Someone here coined the name "talking cunt" for a goatee  :autism:
:laugh: I remember Joan Rivers, back in the 1980s, joking that if Elizabeth Taylor had another face lift that she would have a goatee.
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Re: Beards
« Reply #79 on: September 21, 2011, 02:32:17 AM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on September 21, 2011, 02:23:02 AM
Quote from: odeon on September 21, 2011, 01:47:24 AM
I don't really want a beard but I can't be bothered to shave, either. What to do, what to do... :GA:

Permanent hair removal?  :idea:

Takes some time, but then you'll never have to bother about it again.













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:laugh:

No thanks, I'm not that desperate.
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Re: Beards
« Reply #80 on: September 21, 2011, 05:49:33 AM »


Quote from: hykeaswell on September 21, 2011, 01:28:47 AM
Quote from: earthboundmisfit on September 20, 2011, 09:18:09 PM


I usually have a goatee, sometimes a beard. Mostly out of laziness.

Someone here coined the name "talking cunt" for a goatee  :autism:


Or "prison pussy" 
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Re: Beards
« Reply #81 on: September 21, 2011, 06:23:33 AM »
Quote from: odeon on September 21, 2011, 02:32:17 AM
Quote from: hykeaswell on September 21, 2011, 02:23:02 AM
Quote from: odeon on September 21, 2011, 01:47:24 AM
I don't really want a beard but I can't be bothered to shave, either. What to do, what to do... :GA:

Permanent hair removal?  :idea:

Takes some time, but then you'll never have to bother about it again.













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:laugh:

No thanks, I'm not that desperate.

 :lol:

Oh Odeon don't be such a pussy.  :zoinks:



and if you think that's painful , try waxing your legs.  :zombiefuck:
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I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

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Re: Beards
« Reply #82 on: September 21, 2011, 09:27:18 AM »
How about waxing your nuts?

I've got balls of stee-AAAAAAUGH!!! :zoinks:
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Re: Beards
« Reply #83 on: September 21, 2011, 09:42:56 AM »
Quote from: Stultus Saxum on September 21, 2011, 09:27:18 AM
How about waxing your nuts?

I've got balls of stee-AAAAAAUGH!!! :zoinks:



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Quote from: The Member Formerly Known As Sophist on August 04, 2011, 11:39:39 AM
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

Quote from: bodaccea on November 13, 2011, 01:50:55 AM
nice is just something written on biscuits.  

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Re: Beards
« Reply #84 on: September 21, 2011, 10:34:53 AM »
I know someone who got that permanant hair removal thing for her birthday present lol

I need some facial hair as I have a very young face so desperately need it, but I wouldn't want a fuckin beard beard
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Re: Beards
« Reply #85 on: September 21, 2011, 11:59:35 AM »
They itch and they are a pain.
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Re: Beards
« Reply #86 on: September 21, 2011, 05:36:28 PM »
It's better than shaving in the winter then being out in the freezing cold all day it's very hard on the skin.
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