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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8640 on: August 02, 2014, 09:43:10 PM »
My flight from JFK to Washington got cancelled less than an hour before it was scheduled to depart. What a great way to arrive in the US after a 13-hour trip. Bloody AA booked me on a flight tomorrow but said that since they weren't to blame, they didn't have to find me a hotel.

The nice people at hotel reservations at JFK did find me a room, however. I'm writing this at Hotel Ramada something on Long Island, for which I'm paying myself.

At least you may see the Statue of Liberty. :thumbup:

Not likely, but I'm thinking of taking a quick look at Manhattan.

You should look around. :thumbup: I believe that the greater New York area has more people living in it than all of Sweden. :GA:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8641 on: August 03, 2014, 06:00:46 AM »
Someone forgot to lock the refrigerator and Max ate all the deli meat and cheese :grrr:


It was probably me oops   :-[
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8642 on: August 03, 2014, 06:03:36 AM »
Someone forgot to lock the refrigerator and Max ate all the deli meat and cheese :grrr:


It was probably me oops   :-[

:GA:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8643 on: August 03, 2014, 02:57:35 PM »
My flight from JFK to Washington got cancelled less than an hour before it was scheduled to depart. What a great way to arrive in the US after a 13-hour trip. Bloody AA booked me on a flight tomorrow but said that since they weren't to blame, they didn't have to find me a hotel.

The nice people at hotel reservations at JFK did find me a room, however. I'm writing this at Hotel Ramada something on Long Island, for which I'm paying myself.

At least you may see the Statue of Liberty. :thumbup:

Not likely, but I'm thinking of taking a quick look at Manhattan.

You should look around. :thumbup: I believe that the greater New York area has more people living in it than all of Sweden. :GA:

The taxi driver said that 22 million people live in the area. I think the current head count in Sweden is around nine million.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8644 on: August 03, 2014, 02:58:06 PM »
Someone forgot to lock the refrigerator and Max ate all the deli meat and cheese :grrr:


It was probably me oops   :-[

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8645 on: August 03, 2014, 03:03:18 PM »
Someone forgot to lock the refrigerator and Max ate all the deli meat and cheese :grrr:


It was probably me oops   :-[

Max says you need more bacon and roast beef.  :zoinks:

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8646 on: August 03, 2014, 05:59:43 PM »
My flight from JFK to Washington got cancelled less than an hour before it was scheduled to depart. What a great way to arrive in the US after a 13-hour trip. Bloody AA booked me on a flight tomorrow but said that since they weren't to blame, they didn't have to find me a hotel.

The nice people at hotel reservations at JFK did find me a room, however. I'm writing this at Hotel Ramada something on Long Island, for which I'm paying myself.

At least you may see the Statue of Liberty. :thumbup:

Not likely, but I'm thinking of taking a quick look at Manhattan.

You should look around. :thumbup: I believe that the greater New York area has more people living in it than all of Sweden. :GA:

The taxi driver said that 22 million people live in the area. I think the current head count in Sweden is around nine million.

:spaz:

According to Wikipedia, the Nordic countries have a combined population of about 26 million. :snowman:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8647 on: August 03, 2014, 08:24:22 PM »
Someone forgot to lock the refrigerator and Max ate all the deli meat and cheese :grrr:


It was probably me oops   :-[

  I hope it sits OK in his stomach and you don't have to clean up a mountain of   :poop:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8648 on: August 04, 2014, 07:25:27 PM »
Someone forgot to lock the refrigerator and Max ate all the deli meat and cheese :grrr:


It was probably me oops   :-[

  I hope it sits OK in his stomach and you don't have to clean up a mountain of   :poop:

He always has mountains of :poop:   It always seems like it's more than it should be for what he eats
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8649 on: August 04, 2014, 09:04:32 PM »
My flight from JFK to Washington got cancelled less than an hour before it was scheduled to depart. What a great way to arrive in the US after a 13-hour trip. Bloody AA booked me on a flight tomorrow but said that since they weren't to blame, they didn't have to find me a hotel.

The nice people at hotel reservations at JFK did find me a room, however. I'm writing this at Hotel Ramada something on Long Island, for which I'm paying myself.

At least you may see the Statue of Liberty. :thumbup:

Not likely, but I'm thinking of taking a quick look at Manhattan.

You should look around. :thumbup: I believe that the greater New York area has more people living in it than all of Sweden. :GA:

The taxi driver said that 22 million people live in the area. I think the current head count in Sweden is around nine million.

:spaz:

According to Wikipedia, the Nordic countries have a combined population of about 26 million. :snowman:

That's why most of us are antisocial. We can afford to be. :M
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8650 on: August 05, 2014, 02:38:55 AM »


I have a "really cool"  Logitech mouse that has become derpy. It is no longer dependable.

WTF is it with hardware failures these days!?!
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8651 on: August 05, 2014, 11:22:14 AM »
My flight from JFK to Washington got cancelled less than an hour before it was scheduled to depart. What a great way to arrive in the US after a 13-hour trip. Bloody AA booked me on a flight tomorrow but said that since they weren't to blame, they didn't have to find me a hotel.

The nice people at hotel reservations at JFK did find me a room, however. I'm writing this at Hotel Ramada something on Long Island, for which I'm paying myself.

At least you may see the Statue of Liberty. :thumbup:

Not likely, but I'm thinking of taking a quick look at Manhattan.

You should look around. :thumbup: I believe that the greater New York area has more people living in it than all of Sweden. :GA:

The taxi driver said that 22 million people live in the area. I think the current head count in Sweden is around nine million.

:spaz:

According to Wikipedia, the Nordic countries have a combined population of about 26 million. :snowman:

That's why most of us are antisocial. We can afford to be. :M

apparently you guys are procreating less and less.

Can't you guys even just imagine it?

Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

It's there. It always was.

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8652 on: August 05, 2014, 05:24:10 PM »
My feet are sore
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8653 on: August 05, 2014, 05:54:25 PM »
Had a dream about the love of my life. Now i'm thinking about her, dammit.

I wish I could CHOOSE who I had crushes on. Just a flip a switch.

Stupid stupid stupid physiology.

Can't you guys even just imagine it?

Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

It's there. It always was.

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8654 on: August 06, 2014, 08:06:02 AM »
Not likely, but I'm thinking of taking a quick look at Manhattan.

You should look around. :thumbup: I believe that the greater New York area has more people living in it than all of Sweden. :GA:

The taxi driver said that 22 million people live in the area. I think the current head count in Sweden is around nine million.

:spaz:

According to Wikipedia, the Nordic countries have a combined population of about 26 million. :snowman:

That's why most of us are antisocial. We can afford to be. :M

apparently you guys are procreating less and less.

Yes, the Scandinavians need to get busy! :multitask:

Imagine this applied to people who eat surströmming. :aff:

That's why most of us are antisocial. We can afford to be. :M

If you stand too close together, the snow might melt from the heat. :M :orly:
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