A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Quote from: Gopher Gary on November 17, 2018, 07:13:14 PMQuote from: renaeden on November 16, 2018, 09:33:57 PMCouldn't help but notice that upcoming on the calendar at the bottom of the Index page is "World Toilet Day". Never knew about it in previous years. Wondering if it will come up as a Google Doodle.There was no Toilet Day doodle. So why are you sitting there complaining? Get busy drawing one!
Quote from: renaeden on November 16, 2018, 09:33:57 PMCouldn't help but notice that upcoming on the calendar at the bottom of the Index page is "World Toilet Day". Never knew about it in previous years. Wondering if it will come up as a Google Doodle.There was no Toilet Day doodle.
Couldn't help but notice that upcoming on the calendar at the bottom of the Index page is "World Toilet Day". Never knew about it in previous years. Wondering if it will come up as a Google Doodle.
Quote from: renaeden on November 17, 2018, 08:56:31 PMBut World Toilet Day is tomorrow, Monday.It's still Sunday here, so I'll check again my Tomorrow.
But World Toilet Day is tomorrow, Monday.
892 million people practice open defecation.
Quote from: Minister of silly walks on November 02, 2018, 03:05:59 AMI heard Rod Stewart spontaneously singing a few songs during a TV interview recently. He sounds exactly the same as he ever did. He isn't ancient though, he is 73. That seems ancient when you're 25, sure, but not so much when you're my age. Still, similar age to Art Garfunkel and Donovan. Can't say I've got a huge amount of sympathy for them. They got to be rock stars (well pop stars anyway), made lots of money, and had a great talent that lasted them many years. Time catches up with all of us, but these guys don't need to feel shortchanged because their singing voices didn't fare well in their old age.My sympathy is really for the loss of the voice, not the career, money, etc. And yeah, Rod Stewart seems to have kept more of it. Of course, he never had anywhere near the range or precision of Garfunkel, but still.
I heard Rod Stewart spontaneously singing a few songs during a TV interview recently. He sounds exactly the same as he ever did. He isn't ancient though, he is 73. That seems ancient when you're 25, sure, but not so much when you're my age. Still, similar age to Art Garfunkel and Donovan. Can't say I've got a huge amount of sympathy for them. They got to be rock stars (well pop stars anyway), made lots of money, and had a great talent that lasted them many years. Time catches up with all of us, but these guys don't need to feel shortchanged because their singing voices didn't fare well in their old age.
I once posted a visual aid to that assertion.
Quote from: Gopher Gary on November 20, 2018, 01:59:09 AMI once posted a visual aid to that assertion. I love how the more open pooping there is, the browner they shade your country. It's visually poetic.
Quote from: Minister of silly walks on November 22, 2018, 01:10:26 AMQuote from: Gopher Gary on November 20, 2018, 01:59:09 AMI once posted a visual aid to that assertion. I love how the more open pooping there is, the browner they shade your country. It's visually poetic.It's pooptastic.
Quote from: Gopher Gary on November 22, 2018, 02:11:57 PMQuote from: Minister of silly walks on November 22, 2018, 01:10:26 AMQuote from: Gopher Gary on November 20, 2018, 01:59:09 AMI once posted a visual aid to that assertion. I love how the more open pooping there is, the browner they shade your country. It's visually poetic.It's pooptastic. That's what this site specializes in.