Hi, Psychophant. Welcome to the forum.
Sir Les has been wondering about what to say about me in his intro guide so let me introduce myself to you.
I'm MCalavera, a blond model who likes to flaunt his 13-inch penis out every now and then for all to see and admire. If you ever wish to see my noodz, just let me know and I'll gladly comply. I promise you won't be traumatized.