How many Rolf Harris victims does it take to change a light bulb? 50. Three to do it now and then 47 to do it thirty years later when it is more profitable.
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Oh, the inhumanity and cruelty of it all. How much more can he suffer?Where did we put our tiny little violin? Poor, poor Anders Breivik — the mass-murdering monster who killed 77 people in Norway in July 2011 — has written a 27-page letter outlining the "inhumane" conditions in his remote prison. Breivik, whose "poorly decorated" cell (his words, not ours) is spacious by prison standards, says that his coffee is always cold, he doesn't have a remote control, and — OMG SOMEONE GET AMNESTY INTERNATIONAL ON THE PHONE! — he isn't allowed to have moisturizer!!! "I highly doubt that there are worse detention facilities in Norway," he wrote. Breivik has 21 years left on his sentence, which can be indefinitely extended, so we hope he gets used to chapped hands and chilly coffee
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To be quite frank, I believe that "normal" murderers are allowed to have such stuff in their cells in Norway.
Quote from: Lit on November 10, 2012, 03:28:01 PMTo be quite frank, I believe that "normal" murderers are allowed to have such stuff in their cells in Norway.Well, he is far from a "normal" murderer.
Quote from: hykeaswell on November 10, 2012, 03:40:34 PMQuote from: Lit on November 10, 2012, 03:28:01 PMTo be quite frank, I believe that "normal" murderers are allowed to have such stuff in their cells in Norway.Well, he is far from a "normal" murderer.Does he use it on his dick to keep it from getting chapped when he faps off? Or maybe he's planning on smearing it all over his body and slithering out of his cell. Actually, having it in his cell could be dangerous. It could be thrown in a guard's face or put on the floor to make a guard slip (uh, yeah, I do have a slightly wicked mind.)
A big thanks to veterans on this Veterans Day
Quote from: skyblue1 on November 11, 2012, 06:35:00 PMA big thanks to veterans on this Veterans Day My mother was a veteran, which I didn't fully grasp till after she died. She was in the Army Cadet Nurse Corps, so we received an American flag at her funeral.
Quote from: couldbecousin on November 11, 2012, 06:39:52 PMQuote from: skyblue1 on November 11, 2012, 06:35:00 PMA big thanks to veterans on this Veterans Day My mother was a veteran, which I didn't fully grasp till after she died. She was in the Army Cadet Nurse Corps, so we received an American flag at her funeral.I am guessing she served in either Korea or WWIIWomen definitely deserve to be honored also