And with those very lovely hands, he rapidly, yet gracefully strokes his schlong over and over until it blushes and lets out a gushing stream of seamen... ![omgzokool :zoinks:](http://www.intensitysquared.com/Smileys/default/grinman.gif)
1) Seamen is Squiddy's deparment
2) Male expression is not something Queen Victoria would approve of
3) In spite of your downplaying this, you do have lovely hands. Mine are double-jointed, knobby, spotted, wrinkled and just generally off-putting.
4) The proper response to a compliment is, "Thank you."